FabSwingers.com forum: How feminine is it to eat a dirty takeaway ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys, let’s imagine you’re sat there and you’re eating your medium fries facing a woman who just destroyed a full doner kebab. How would you feel about that? Would you introduce her to your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I’ve just bought her a greasy Doner then she’s sucking my cock later so I don’t know which is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you'd have other things on your mind ...never mind introducing her to ya mum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Absolute wife materiel

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts.

Hey now.

I'd practically be a vegan if it wasn't for all the spunk I swallow.

Meat eater doesn't necessarily equate to sucking dick like a champ

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Is it the dirty kebab or is it how it was eaten infront of you OP?

LOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Destroying a kebab is code for licking another vaginé

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this before or after she was tied to the door? Hanging about is hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, let’s imagine you’re sat there and you’re eating your medium fries facing a woman who just destroyed a full doner kebab. How would you feel about that? Would you introduce her to your mum? "
You said fries.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh god, there's "feminine" and "masculine" food now?!

Where do avocados fall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts.

Hey now.

I'd practically be a vegan if it wasn't for all the spunk I swallow.

Meat eater doesn't necessarily equate to sucking dick like a champ

...So you're a sausuagatarian and runner up medalist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god, there's "feminine" and "masculine" food now?!

Where do avocados fall?"

Errr yeah. A Yorkie for example

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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I'd first assess if she's more cultured than a pot of Bio Yoghurt.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh god, there's "feminine" and "masculine" food now?!

Where do avocados fall?"

Into the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was this before or after she was tied to the door? Hanging about is hard work. "

Would have to be before, else her hands would be tied up?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Another hypothetical thread? Crikey Woody, these imaginary meets are giving you plenty of thread content.

Here's hoping no one is shallow enough to be put off by a woman enjoying their food. Imaginary lady should consider herself to have had a lucky escape if so.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If she pushed it all into her mouth in one go then I’m proposing there and then

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm having the kebab regardless,might as well call me Eamon

Em x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I love a kebab

Both dirty meat of questionable origin & the metaphorical one

I’m not looking to be introduced to anyone’s mum

(unless she’s fit.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if I’ve just bought her a greasy Doner then she’s sucking my cock later so I don’t know which is worse

Just think of it as pre-lubing her throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great we can’t even eat kebabs now?! Leave us alone

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

What sauce is on the kebab, If its chilli she's definitely sucking my cock straight after

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Fuck the patriarchy

I’m bringing the mayo & chilli sauce

C’mon ladies

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Well if I’ve just bought her a greasy Doner then she’s sucking my cock later so I don’t know which is worse

Just think of it as pre-lubing her throat

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Woody, if she's eaten it with a knife and fork (and the correct ones, obviously), you're all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck the patriarchy

I’m bringing the mayo & chilli sauce

C’mon ladies

Post Listerine mouth wash fun only!.. (Oh go on then) the chilli tingle might add to the fun!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

As long as she has garlic mayo it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought you'd have other things on your mind ...never mind introducing her to ya mum..."

Maybe his name is Norman..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Swings and roundabouts.

I watch her eat a kebab. She watches me eat hers when we get home.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hypothetical thread? Crikey Woody, these imaginary meets are giving you plenty of thread content.

Here's hoping no one is shallow enough to be put off by a woman enjoying their food. Imaginary lady should consider herself to have had a lucky escape if so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be fancying my chances getting back to my place with her knowing she was a meat eater. .... Just be weary if she stayed the whole night of kebab farts.

But? What if she puts it in her mouth erotically, but also drips it on the table cloth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'

Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.

Hey, we don't wanna meet ya mummy. We're meeting down the pub later, out for a good time. Grab a donner kabab on our way home, then some ffffffffff fun, to hammer each other with our sex toys. No male approval needed.

God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls

Mrs C

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

Who's up for the experiment. We both order an extra large donner with all the trimmings and we can assess

A) who ate it in the more attractive manner

B) are we still attracted to the other person

C) is either of us capable of anything more arousing than laying on the sofa groaning that we probably shouldn't have had the XL kebab.

If anyone wants to help with these hypothesis I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.

Only order salad and only ever small portions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'

Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.

God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls

Mrs C

Do you know how to hammer?…

*dodges whatever is thrown…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.

Only order salad and only ever small portions."

And use a dainty fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up for the experiment. We both order an extra large donner with all the trimmings and we can assess

A) who ate it in the more attractive manner

B) are we still attracted to the other person

C) is either of us capable of anything more arousing than laying on the sofa groaning that we probably shouldn't have had the XL kebab.

If anyone wants to help with these hypothesis I'm game"

I'm up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.

Only order salad and only ever small portions.

And use a dainty fork"

To stab you in the eye with? Of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's up for the experiment. We both order an extra large donner with all the trimmings and we can assess

A) who ate it in the more attractive manner

B) are we still attracted to the other person

C) is either of us capable of anything more arousing than laying on the sofa groaning that we probably shouldn't have had the XL kebab.

If anyone wants to help with these hypothesis I'm game"

This is now my standard test and my bar set for a cheaply social.

brilliant

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'

Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.

God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls

Mrs C

Do you know how to hammer?…

*dodges whatever is thrown…

Run Forest. RUN

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.

Only order salad and only ever small portions."

Salad in the kebab counts, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits "

But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits

But it didn't happen unless you make a thread. "

So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.

*wipes sweat from brow.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits "

She might have gone for a shit after all the dirty food. So he is passing the time. That's what I'd do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women, please eat your food with a certain amount of restraint.

Only order salad and only ever small portions.

Salad in the kebab counts, right?"

One of your five a day misty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits "

Hypertheticaly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits

But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.

So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.

*wipes sweat from brow. "

Not this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits

But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.

So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.

*wipes sweat from brow.

Not this time."

It might not hypothetically happen again, I don’t think you can be choosy … *cries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits

But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.

So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.

*wipes sweat from brow.

Not this time.

It might not hypothetically happen again, I don’t think you can be choosy … *cries "

If it does I'm sure we'll find out!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What So we aren't very lady like if we dare eat 'man food'

Stay quietly in the corner girls, delicately nibbling a salad sandwich. You may have afternoon tea with a china cup & saucer, remember to lift your pinky.

God forbid we eat a yorkie, that's not for girls

Mrs C

I'm in for kebabs and kebabs!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

A sexy woman devouring a kebab in front of me or a man for that matter

is marriage material

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I don’t know about anyone else but if I had a sexy woman with me, the last thing I’d be doing is posting threads on the forums about her table habits

But it didn't happen unless you make a thread.

So I don’t need photos??? Perfect.

*wipes sweat from brow.

Not this time.

It might not hypothetically happen again, I don’t think you can be choosy … *cries

If it does I'm sure we'll find out! "

I actually just snorted.

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

I had a Dirty Boy burger at the best burger place in Hereford when we were there a couple of weeks ago. It was soooo good.

Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a Dirty Boy burger at the best burger place in Hereford when we were there a couple of weeks ago. It was soooo good.

Red "

Did you eat it in one? I actually want details?’ I’m really hungry right now.

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