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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

White space

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Reduced

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bland!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its in bit stew at the moments its certainly undercooked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you can eat buffet?

Om nom nom nom nom.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob of butter ..

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Use by 01-03-2020

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A gentle simmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reaper .

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Lightly spiced

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Dessicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick and easy.

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By *gentlegiant66Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Just add hot water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen ??????????

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By *igballs35Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Lightly battered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 22:40:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully a meal you want to tell your friends about. Share with guests and enjoy on those cold winter nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Saucy

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By *ruffle888Woman
over a year ago

under the council skies...

Fine dining.. quality and worth the wait, leave satisfied

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Scrambled

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Hot and spicy haute cuisine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy ? Does man baby batter count asking for a friend.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Turn that cooker off

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Under cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simmering

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

I’ll say when it’s ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rasin cream pie

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Smoking…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat until stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Deep freeze

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

top shelf

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Undercooked

Tinder

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

On the boil

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By *orset.JMan
over a year ago

Weymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simmering nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ingredient thats been left forgotten in the back of the cupboard for many years

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Table for one

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Undercooked

Tinder "

Typical might be time for a new cooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meat was a bit too tender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eton mess!

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

Requiring additives

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Beds areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat

SAUSAGE AND MASH.

TOAD IN A HOLE

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Leftovers.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Under done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone off the boil

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Aldente

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Stale..

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Dried up

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Well seasoned, but needs a bit more heat

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By *ayna20Couple
over a year ago

Kent

An acquired taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't look very appetising....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Well done! Xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Simmering.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

Reverse sear

Long periods of low and slow followed by a flash of heat and flavour

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Over easy

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret ingredient

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Takeaway menu

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Par boiling

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Intermittent fasting

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Ran out of gas

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Small portions but so many courses.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A slow boil

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Bon appétit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simmering

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Traditional home cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anemic

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Sous vide

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Addictive

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Gone off

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Sweet and spicy....well, what did you expect?

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

Afternoon tea for one lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Cock au vin, or dans van.

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

All inclusive unlimited buffet!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Boiled

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Freeze dried

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Fusion

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sizzling

Mrs

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Bargain bucket

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Al dente here

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Raw

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Saucy lol xT

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Diet.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its gone cold

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Me spuds have boiled over

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Undercooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold porrige

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Off the boil

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

Completely fried.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Added butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for weak pallets

Paired well with spices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat as a pancake

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sweet chilli sauce

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By *tress toyWoman
over a year ago

leinster

Tenderised, beaten, and kneaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold bottom firmly and prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat as a pancake "

Means it’s nice with toppings

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Soggy bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tenderised, beaten, and kneaded "

This sounds violent in the good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold bottom firmly and prick"

Can’t forget meaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soggy bottom."

A sweet dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me spuds have boiled over"

Boil em mash em throw em in a stew

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Soggy bottom."

Sounds like you need a prick before baking.

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

Out of date

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Soggy bottom.

A sweet dessert "

More desert like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken off the menu .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken off the menu .....

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Soggy bottom.

Sounds like you need a prick before baking. "

Certainly blind bake without a filling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soggy bottom.

A sweet dessert

More desert like."

Well then time to start exploring for treasures x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of date "

No such thing

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"Out of date

No such thing "

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of date

No such thing

I beg to differ"

Well some of us think its long lasting

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By *ave0070Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

Out of steam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knead gently ….

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By *nly us 4448Couple
over a year ago

London

Sizzling...

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Few minutes to heat up and then *ping ping ping ping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookbook/ instructional videos

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Even better with bacon

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

All you can eat!

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Well done

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By *rummymanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Like a Chinese meal...bland as fuck!...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: May contain nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sizzling

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Hand made pasta with spicy sausage and a nice souce

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Packed with protein

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Add cream to thicken

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Roast

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking eat it it's nearly cold!"

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A cookbook - waiting on the shelf to entice.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Bananas and custard

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Like a Christmas Dinner...I have it once a year

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By *atchmakersboy69Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Bin

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Undercooked

Tinder

Typical might be time for a new cooker "

Current one is just fine, just a little busy

Tinder

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Undercooked

Tinder

Typical might be time for a new cooker

Current one is just fine, just a little busy

Tinder "

Sometimes the flame just goes out

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By *amegal2Woman
over a year ago

surprise

Needs reheating

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes

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By *IG TEEN COCK NOTTINGHAMMan
over a year ago

Basford Nottingham

Steamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and then bring to boil ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt leftovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaten hard

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By * MailMan
over a year ago

Poole

Lonely

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By *iss69Man
over a year ago

Knutsford

Could say am a simmering stew !!

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

Burnt lol

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By *orny salesmanMan
over a year ago

Preston

Starvation diet, I'm very hungry lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Underdone

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By * MailMan
over a year ago

Poole

Meal for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chiffonaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restaurant , closed down, shuttered up, s growing in the flower beds

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

86’d

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Flambé, darling

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By *appyswingers82Couple
over a year ago

THETFORD

Moist, with a soggy bottom and 2 big dumplings ?? ??

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By *m272Woman
over a year ago

London

Lightly spiced

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By *m272Woman
over a year ago

London


"Lightly spiced "

And very well done

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

Rising

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Beaten into stiff peaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simmering - it’s hot and wet

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By *sian vixenWoman
over a year ago

Hinckley

Hot and spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stir stir stir

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Spit roast

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

A buffet. Everyone can take a little of what they want

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sautéed

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Use before expiry date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dehydrated

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By *rives930Man
over a year ago

Wiltshire

In the Bin!

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