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"Needing a sugary snack then realising you put yourself on a diet Monday and your fridge is full of garden plants. ![]() Ah no… can’t tell you how many times I’ve done this ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Stepping on Lego or a plug left out of a socket " Yes!! Even worse if it’s in the middle of the night or when you’re half asleep ![]() | |||
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"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus." I've come very close. Hooray for supermarket toilets ![]() | |||
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"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus." Sitting down is worse. The reverberation against the vinyl, or worse the peculiar sound absorption of the fabric. Neither is good, all is bad. At least standing up, you have the slim hope, of shaw shanking it out of your trouser leg. How you ask? Aggressive, yet subtle, gyration. And commitment. | |||
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"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’( Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though ![]() ^^ she likes the girth ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand!" Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() Jesus Christ woman buy one! | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() I second this. 2 minutes max never fails! | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() Even I have a wand, gifted to me by my mum as she got it as free gift from LH but didn't know what to do with it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum" Shooty bum when walking down the pasta aisle in Morrisons is no laughing matter ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh eck! Good ole mum ![]() | |||
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"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’( Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() My friend has one and the first time she used it, she said it nearly put her through her bedroom wall ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() ![]() I can relate. I needed a nap after my first go ![]() | |||
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"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum" Hahaha not the shooty bum pain lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum Shooty bum when walking down the pasta aisle in Morrisons is no laughing matter ![]() ![]() There's never a good time, it's very unpleasant ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She's a gem ![]() | |||
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"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum Hahaha not the shooty bum pain lol ![]() ![]() It's definitely the worst ![]() | |||
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"Ps sorry for your loss i hope you dont gdt granny fingers too bad while you wait for a new one" I’ve got spares, they just don’t compare ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Stubbing your toe ![]() Owww… makes me wince just thinking about it ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() Use my fingers, no charge needed. ![]() | |||
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"Stubbing your toe ![]() ![]() Faaaack! I've done that too. | |||
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"Sperm cramp as well ![]() What is sperm cramp? ![]() | |||
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"A hang nail." So painful!!! ![]() | |||
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"Sperm cramp as well ![]() ![]() When a man ejaculates, muscles in the pelvic area contract rapidly to propel sperm out of the body. | |||
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"As we're talking stubbing toes, slamming a car door on your finger is quite something ![]() I read that someone slammed a door on their fingers and it popped the ends of their fingertips off ![]() | |||
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"Sperm cramp as well ![]() ![]() Wait till you get to 47 mate | |||
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"Sperm cramp as well ![]() ![]() Wel shit | |||
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"Seriously, I would imagine that the grief of losing a child would definitely hurt more!! I have never been heartbroken romantically. My parents smashed my heart into pieces long before I ever truly learnt how to love. This might be a bit too deep considering most other answers ![]() ![]() ![]() Sending hugs ![]() | |||
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"When the worst person you know makes a good point" Having to admit it is even worse ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on a stone." Owww ![]() | |||
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"Wait ... The Fab political forum and the Virus one. ![]() I stay well away… far too much hard work ![]() | |||
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"When the worst person you know makes a good point Having to admit it is even worse ![]() Never!! | |||
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"As we're talking stubbing toes, slamming a car door on your finger is quite something ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And buy a wand! Never had a wand but heard good things ![]() ![]() Pleasure...pure pleasure ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Losing your soulmate. I never thought it was possible to cry ever day for over a year." I have also experienced this, so I do understand. I’m sorry for you loss ![]() | |||
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"Getting electrocuted because some numpty has pissed about with the wall socket." Haha I once electrocuted myself when decorating my Christmas tree ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When your favourite bra decides to stab you in the chest. ![]() Ah the worst… when the underwire starts to creep out and stabs you… no going back after that ![]() | |||
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"Having your wedding tackle slammed in a fridge door." I’d imagine it would have to have quite a decent length for this to happen so bravo lol ![]() | |||
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"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued. The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes. " Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL! ![]() | |||
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"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued. The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes. Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL! ![]() Yes they do! If you like iced, milkshakey style drinks they do a really good PSL Frappuccino which you can ask for without the espresso shot. ![]() | |||
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"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days. (Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good." Dental services are shocking these days ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued. The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes. Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL! ![]() ![]() Ooh thanks I will have to try that! ![]() | |||
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"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days. (Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good. Dental services are shocking these days ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days. (Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good. Dental services are shocking these days ![]() ![]() ![]() Solpadeine giveyou constipation though if you take them for more than 2 days ![]() | |||
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"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days. (Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good. Dental services are shocking these days ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They're also addictive because ya know opiates | |||
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"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days. (Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good. Dental services are shocking these days ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Really i don't take tablets but i was given these for back pain and they worked but i couldn't give a shit ![]() | |||
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"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued. The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes. Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL! ![]() ![]() ![]() Let me know what you think! They're out in two weeks. ![]() | |||
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"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued. The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes. Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I fucking love pumpkin spice lattes. Hooo boy it's a good time to be alive for ol' brucey | |||
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"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’( Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though ![]() Dry prostrate exam by a Dr with huge fingers | |||
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"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days. (Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good. Dental services are shocking these days ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Definitely just for occasional use ![]() | |||
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"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak" Sorry - hugs ![]() | |||
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"Cold comfort OP, but I have done a sketch of your boots pic if you would like it. " That’s very kind of you - PM it over if you like, I’d be interested to see ![]() | |||
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"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak" Let me heal you ...... Might not be who you wanted but it's who you got .... suck it up buttercup ! | |||
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"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak Sorry - hugs ![]() Hugs back, it was tongue firmly in my cheek ![]() | |||
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"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak Let me heal you ...... Might not be who you wanted but it's who you got .... suck it up buttercup ! " Ah Granny, now i feel complete ![]() | |||
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"Losing a dog" True pain ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus." ha ha | |||
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"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’( Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though ![]() I remember when my original Platinum Rabbit stopped working, I'm with you OP, its a sad day indeed ![]() | |||
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"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’( Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though ![]() ![]() Why are all the new rabbits slimline ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cold comfort OP, but I have done a sketch of your boots pic if you would like it. That’s very kind of you - PM it over if you like, I’d be interested to see ![]() You need to give me a wink so I can PM you. | |||
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"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’( Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though ![]() Take it on The Repair Shop programme? ![]() | |||
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