FabSwingers.com forum: What feels worse than heartbreak…?

By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toe

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Unrequited love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Migraines

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Needing a sugary snack then realising you put yourself on a diet Monday and your fridge is full of garden plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

As a rule I don't it, but I'll get a cast set of my cock to send you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepping on Lego or a plug left out of a socket

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Your bet coming second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finishing last in a race for life.

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By *ilverjayMan
over a year ago

Meath

I'm experiencing heartbreak right now. Have been for a few weeks.

There's nothing worse.

I saw or hoped for a future. A life to be myself.

Now it's gone.

An not comming back

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Needing a sugary snack then realising you put yourself on a diet Monday and your fridge is full of garden plants.

Ah no… can’t tell you how many times I’ve done this

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Stepping on Lego or a plug left out of a socket "

Yes!! Even worse if it’s in the middle of the night or when you’re half asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Having the kind of synesthesia that manifests loneliness and its resultant depression as a debilitating physical pain.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus."

I've come very close.

Hooray for supermarket toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too worried if don't wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus."

Sitting down is worse.

The reverberation against the vinyl, or worse the peculiar sound absorption of the fabric.

Neither is good, all is bad.

At least standing up, you have the slim hope, of shaw shanking it out of your trouser leg.

How you ask? Aggressive, yet subtle, gyration.

And commitment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running out of rum

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Kidney stones

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paying bills

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

A heart attack

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Watching Everton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego foot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And buy a wand!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Satisfyer 'Mono Flex Connect App'

Had it over two years. My absolute favourite

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Try a Lovense Nora.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

^^ she likes the girth

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"And buy a wand!"

Never had a wand but heard good things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Team conceding 90+ min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the worst person you know makes a good point

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!"

I second this. 2 minutes max never fails!

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Wisdom Teeth .

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Watching England beat Wales in the rugby

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Even I have a wand, gifted to me by my mum as she got it as free gift from LH but didn't know what to do with it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum"

Shooty bum when walking down the pasta aisle in Morrisons is no laughing matter

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Even I have a wand, gifted to me by my mum as she got it as free gift from LH but didn't know what to do with it

Oh eck! Good ole mum

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

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^^ she likes the girth

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!

I second this. 2 minutes max never fails! "

My friend has one and the first time she used it, she said it nearly put her through her bedroom wall

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Loss of the one thing you want most in your life hurts a ton you learn to live that way but its similar to living on unicorn blood

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!

I second this. 2 minutes max never fails!

My friend has one and the first time she used it, she said it nearly put her through her bedroom wall

I can relate. I needed a nap after my first go

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum"

Hahaha not the shooty bum pain lol

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Ps sorry for your loss i hope you dont gdt granny fingers too bad while you wait for a new one

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum

Shooty bum when walking down the pasta aisle in Morrisons is no laughing matter

There's never a good time, it's very unpleasant

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Even I have a wand, gifted to me by my mum as she got it as free gift from LH but didn't know what to do with it

Oh eck! Good ole mum

She's a gem

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When you get that sudden shooty bum pain like a ghost has just stuck a knife up your bum

Hahaha not the shooty bum pain lol

It's definitely the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartburn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying groceries.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Ps sorry for your loss i hope you dont gdt granny fingers too bad while you wait for a new one"

I’ve got spares, they just don’t compare

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!

I second this. 2 minutes max never fails!

My friend has one and the first time she used it, she said it nearly put her through her bedroom wall

I can relate. I needed a nap after my first go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a plug

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Trapped wind in the rib cage

its so painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hang nail.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Stubbing your toe

Owww… makes me wince just thinking about it

I once scraped a door over my toes… it was something else

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

As we're talking stubbing toes, slamming a car door on your finger is quite something

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Sperm cramp as well

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!

I second this. 2 minutes max never fails! "

Use my fingers, no charge needed.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Stubbing your toe

Owww… makes me wince just thinking about it

I once scraped a door over my toes… it was something else"

Faaaack!

I've done that too.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Standing on a drawing pin bare footed

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Sperm cramp as well

What is sperm cramp?

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A hang nail."

So painful!!!

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Sperm cramp as well

What is sperm cramp?

When a man ejaculates, muscles in the pelvic area contract rapidly to propel sperm out of the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneeling on a stone.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"As we're talking stubbing toes, slamming a car door on your finger is quite something

I read that someone slammed a door on their fingers and it popped the ends of their fingertips off

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sperm cramp as well

What is sperm cramp?

When a man ejaculates, muscles in the pelvic area contract rapidly to propel sperm out of the body."

Wait till you get to 47 mate

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Sperm cramp as well

What is sperm cramp?

When a man ejaculates, muscles in the pelvic area contract rapidly to propel sperm out of the body.

Wait till you get to 47 mate "

Wel shit

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Seriously, I would imagine that the grief of losing a child would definitely hurt more!!

I have never been heartbroken romantically. My parents smashed my heart into pieces long before I ever truly learnt how to love.

This might be a bit too deep considering most other answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait ... The Fab political forum and the Virus one.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Seriously, I would imagine that the grief of losing a child would definitely hurt more!!

I have never been heartbroken romantically. My parents smashed my heart into pieces long before I ever truly learnt how to love.

This might be a bit too deep considering most other answers

Sending hugs

Just a bit of a lighthearted post, but you are right, there are many more things far worse.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

gout fkn horrible and being 63,,

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"When the worst person you know makes a good point"

Having to admit it is even worse

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Kneeling on a stone."

Owww

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Wait ... The Fab political forum and the Virus one.

I stay well away… far too much hard work

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Catching your foreskin in a zipper for physical pain.

Knowing you are going to have to unzip to free it for psychological pain.

Knowing all the women are laughing at this for emotional pain.

Thank god I have ever done it.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Admitting that you're wrong when you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arrow to the knee... so I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the worst person you know makes a good point

Having to admit it is even worse

Never!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"As we're talking stubbing toes, slamming a car door on your finger is quite something

I read that someone slammed a door on their fingers and it popped the ends of their fingertips off

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Getting electrocuted because some numpty has pissed about with the wall socket.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Nepobabies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a scope from a 45/70 to the face. Broke my glasses and ended up with a bruised shoulder and a black eye.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Losing your soulmate.

I never thought it was possible to cry ever day for over a year.

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By *ts.Only.CharlieWoman
over a year ago

wimborne

When your favourite bra decides to stab you in the chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And buy a wand!

Never had a wand but heard good things

Jesus Christ woman buy one!

I second this. 2 minutes max never fails!

My friend has one and the first time she used it, she said it nearly put her through her bedroom wall

Pleasure...pure pleasure

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahaha

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By *irthLoveWoman
over a year ago

London but travel

Seriously. What is this shorty bum pain you are talking off???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, pm me details. Do have one unused

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

Having your wedding tackle slammed in a fridge door.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Losing your soulmate.

I never thought it was possible to cry ever day for over a year."

I have also experienced this, so I do understand. I’m sorry for you loss

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Getting electrocuted because some numpty has pissed about with the wall socket."

Haha I once electrocuted myself when decorating my Christmas tree

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"When your favourite bra decides to stab you in the chest.

Ah the worst… when the underwire starts to creep out and stabs you… no going back after that

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Having your wedding tackle slammed in a fridge door."

I’d imagine it would have to have quite a decent length for this to happen so bravo lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued.

The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes.

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over a year ago

Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued.

The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes. "

Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL!

I don’t like coffee! Do they do any other drinks with pumpkin spice? X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued.

The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes.

Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL!

I don’t like coffee! Do they do any other drinks with pumpkin spice? X"

Yes they do! If you like iced, milkshakey style drinks they do a really good PSL Frappuccino which you can ask for without the espresso shot.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good."

Dental services are shocking these days

Try solpadeine max tablets or powders (they’re higher strength of codeine), plus ibuprofen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse than heart break……. Banjo string break.

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued.

The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes.

Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL!

I don’t like coffee! Do they do any other drinks with pumpkin spice? X

Yes they do! If you like iced, milkshakey style drinks they do a really good PSL Frappuccino which you can ask for without the espresso shot.

Ooh thanks I will have to try that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be going straight to the dental hospital and you’ll get seen there. Might have to wait a while but not days. Worth considering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good.

Dental services are shocking these days

Try solpadeine max tablets or powders (they’re higher strength of codeine), plus ibuprofen

thank you, all good now but will remember that if it ever occurs again. X

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Cold comfort OP, but I have done a sketch of your boots pic if you would like it.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Unrequited love."

Yep ....

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Grief. It takes as long as it takes and hurts as much as it's going hurt. I'm watching some people going through it and I feel for them.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good.

Dental services are shocking these days

Try solpadeine max tablets or powders (they’re higher strength of codeine), plus ibuprofen

thank you, all good now but will remember that if it ever occurs again. X"
Solpadeine giveyou constipation though if you take them for more than 2 days

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good.

Dental services are shocking these days

Try solpadeine max tablets or powders (they’re higher strength of codeine), plus ibuprofen

thank you, all good now but will remember that if it ever occurs again. XSolpadeine giveyou constipation though if you take them for more than 2 days

They're also addictive because ya know opiates

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good.

Dental services are shocking these days

Try solpadeine max tablets or powders (they’re higher strength of codeine), plus ibuprofen

thank you, all good now but will remember that if it ever occurs again. XSolpadeine giveyou constipation though if you take them for more than 2 days

They're also addictive because ya know opiates"
Really i don't take tablets but i was given these for back pain and they worked but i couldn't give a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stubbing your toe

When it’s cold.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Desperation. My rabbit eared clit stim has run out of juice and I cannot find the rechargeable cable anywhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can clone my dick and send it to you, then I can have the title of disappointing 2 women at the same time!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Hi OP, I feel you pain.

In order of being able to help, I’ve changed my profile photo for the sake of this thread.

Highly recommended

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued.

The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes.

Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL!

I don’t like coffee! Do they do any other drinks with pumpkin spice? X

Yes they do! If you like iced, milkshakey style drinks they do a really good PSL Frappuccino which you can ask for without the espresso shot.

Ooh thanks I will have to try that!

Let me know what you think! They're out in two weeks.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I've never had my heart broken (yay me!) but I do know the sheer devastation of your favourite sex toy being discontinued.

The only thing that's remotely comparable is trying to find a Starbucks on the 31st of October that hasn't sold out of pumpkin spice lattes.

Meli, do you know, I’ve never had a PSL!

I don’t like coffee! Do they do any other drinks with pumpkin spice? X

Yes they do! If you like iced, milkshakey style drinks they do a really good PSL Frappuccino which you can ask for without the espresso shot.

Ooh thanks I will have to try that!

Let me know what you think! They're out in two weeks.

Oh I fucking love pumpkin spice lattes. Hooo boy it's a good time to be alive for ol' brucey

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

Dry prostrate exam by a Dr with huge fingers

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Losing a dog

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Dental abscess with no dentist appointment available for days.

(Only thing I found helpful for the pain was ibuprofen with codiene (maybe turbocharged with additional paracetamol), regular ibuprofen nowhere near as good.

Dental services are shocking these days

Try solpadeine max tablets or powders (they’re higher strength of codeine), plus ibuprofen

thank you, all good now but will remember that if it ever occurs again. XSolpadeine giveyou constipation though if you take them for more than 2 days

They're also addictive because ya know opiatesReally i don't take tablets but i was given these for back pain and they worked but i couldn't give a shit

Definitely just for occasional use

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak"

Sorry - hugs

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cold comfort OP, but I have done a sketch of your boots pic if you would like it. "

That’s very kind of you - PM it over if you like, I’d be interested to see

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

cystitis

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak"

Let me heal you ...... Might not be who you wanted but it's who you got .... suck it up buttercup !

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Sacral nerve pain

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak

Sorry - hugs

Hugs back, it was tongue firmly in my cheek

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Being ignored or skipped over in a thread...sheer agony and heartbreak

Let me heal you ...... Might not be who you wanted but it's who you got .... suck it up buttercup ! "

Ah Granny, now i feel complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Losing a dog"

This

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Losing a dog"

True pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shitting your pants when you're standing up on the bus."
ha ha

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

Being rejected (again) by one of the many beautiful women on this site hurts.

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By *RWoodyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

I remember when my original Platinum Rabbit stopped working, I'm with you OP, its a sad day indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing to Rangers. There is no comparison. Zero. None. Death is more appealing.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Knowing I could have done 1 more rep had I just asked for a spot lol

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By *amantha_Jade OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

)

I remember when my original Platinum Rabbit stopped working, I'm with you OP, its a sad day indeed

Why are all the new rabbits slimline

some of us like a good girth lol. Mine was the rabbit wave and it was the best… sob

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Cold comfort OP, but I have done a sketch of your boots pic if you would like it.

That’s very kind of you - PM it over if you like, I’d be interested to see

You need to give me a wink so I can PM you.

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

My husband scratched my very sensitive nipple with his watch. I couldn't speak as I was in t much pain. X

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"… having to finally throw out my favourite vibrator, knowing that they’re no longer available to buy :’(

Any good recommendations for a rabbit type vibrator please ladies (no slimline though

Take it on The Repair Shop programme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney Stones

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Eating chilled Toblerone

Thread closed - hurts more than childbirth I know because ive watched it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting your phone on charge overnight, only to wake up and realise you forgot to turn the plug on.

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