FabSwingers.com forum: Damn the women on here!...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have said ‘faf?’

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Send 300

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

There's always tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

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never send a message to a female is my advice if you are worthy they will contact you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you not send a friend request before ever messaging?

Well there you go!

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By *llitnilMan
over a year ago

Shirehampton

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!"

You forgot the question mark at the end.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Did you take a break in between

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Just send some gossip or drama to fluffy. Her knickers will drop faster than your jaw seeing the knickers drop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?"

Yep without a cock pic you're sunk! Oh and I think you put waaaay too much effort in your copy & paste! A simple 'Hey' gets us girls hot ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just send some gossip or drama to fluffy. Her knickers will drop faster than your jaw seeing the knickers drop! "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What you really need to do is send your premium erotica.

A thousand words without punctuation beginning with "What I wanna do to you" and ending with "and ur gonna squirt so hard ur gonna flood the room"

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Did they even have big tits though?!

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Keep on sending. Its like playing the lottery

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You are using the wrong copy and paste. use the one on my profile. Works every time

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?"

...Oh bollox, I forgot the hat!

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Did you send 20 pics of your cock too that works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Did they even have big tits though?!"

...How would I know, I don't read their profiles, just send send send!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

*checks inbox*

Aww man

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Only 200... that's where you've gone wrong, its a minimum of 462 message before you get a reply

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you send 20 pics of your cock too that works

21. .... I've overdone it haven't I?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You're supposed to Woo them and not Shoo them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it? "

Hello fellow Bottom fan "Churchill looking startled!!"

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Winks man winks. Don’t fuck around sending messages or pics of your knob. They don’t read messages and select thy prey based on wink power!

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You obviously didn't send a dick pic (or enough of them) and didn't ask 'hows yous' - bloody amateur, get it sorted!

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it?

Hello fellow Bottom fan "Churchill looking startled!!""

Zulus at dawn

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 20:53:18]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

never send a message to a female is my advice if you are worthy they will contact you

I'll type I UNDERSTAND later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't use text speak, that's where you're going wrong mate.

Should of said "wot u up2'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for this post. Made me LOL

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?

Yep without a cock pic you're sunk! Oh and I think you put waaaay too much effort in your copy & paste! A simple 'Hey' gets us girls hot ya know!

Gonna send you enough 'hays' from know on to feed an army of shire horses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*checks inbox*

Aww man

You must of been outside of the 1000 mile radius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're supposed to only send 42.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

Well sticking a bottle of vimto down the front of your trousers and shouts woo hoo girls looking for the Eiffel tower didn't help did it?

Hello fellow Bottom fan "Churchill looking startled!!"

Zulus at dawn"

"Fancy a quick gander at the Eifel Tower girls"

They we're ace. Rip Rik

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By *ertfordman55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Must admi I have had experience of both that's getting a reply and no reply.

Though the reply is a sorry not my type but it makes my day as I'm easily pleased.

Keep trying I say.

Best of luck

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't use text speak, that's where you're going wrong mate.

Should of said "wot u up2'"

Shutz yur mowf un getz v goodz owt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete "

Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

You didn’t mention cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't use text speak, that's where you're going wrong mate.

Should of said "wot u up2'

Shutz yur mowf un getz v goodz owt!

Now you'll have the women queuing

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete

Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench."

I forgot gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only 200... that's where you've gone wrong, its a minimum of 462 message before you get a reply

God this place is hard work. Okay, I'll send you 463 FAF messages inclusive of every angle of cock selfie possible. Happy now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up."

C'mon is that really such a bad result. A whole packet of jaffa cakes to yourself or sex... I know what I'd choose!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up.

C'mon is that really such a bad result. A whole packet of jaffa cakes to yourself or sex... I know what I'd choose!

Its big packet too but and was feeling sick after the first dozen or so perhaps it was better she didn't come .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete

Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.

I forgot gynaecologist

No it's alright, I'm a c.*t, You'll be in good hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't bother with mentioning Jaffa cakes its not starter they tell you there coming and don't turn up.

C'mon is that really such a bad result. A whole packet of jaffa cakes to yourself or sex... I know what I'd choose!

Its big packet too but and was feeling sick after the first dozen or so perhaps it was better she didn't come ."

Definately for the best. You'd have had Jaffa sickness. We've all been there.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

haha love Bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

haha love Bottom"

Minky musky sly ol' stowty stowty fox seeks sex of any description.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"I've sent 200 copy and paste messages to women today! None of them have replied.

["Hey big tits lookin for some action"]

...I mean what am I doing wrong!!

haha love Bottom

Minky musky sly ol' stowty stowty fox seeks sex of any description.

Well look on the bright side, Richie, at least you're not gonna get any sexually transmitted diseases.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete

Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.

I forgot gynaecologist

No it's alright, I'm a c.*t, You'll be in good hands. "

(sincere) That was a spur of the moment retort. Doesn't read well. Apologies.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

But did you include a dick pic with the Sky remote, or better still, dick pic with Lynx Africa tin and a filthy shit stained toilet in the background?

You have to make an effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But did you include a dick pic with the Sky remote, or better still, dick pic with Lynx Africa tin and a filthy shit stained toilet in the background?

You have to make an effort."

I never use a sky remote for comparison as it terrifies them. But the unflushed toilet trick I'll admit I've missed.

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By *arongoonerMan
over a year ago

near towcester

201 an then you are flooded with replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, that doesn't work for you?

Pee-kew-lee-ar.

I've had nothing but great success with that exact opener.

Keep going. It's them.

Always them. Never you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it the missing ‘g’ from the word looking? Some ladies can be sticklers for spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you make sure to attach a dick pic, and a face picture where you're wearing sunglasses and a hat, thirty feet from the camera?"

And from 2016.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Was it the missing ‘g’ from the word looking? Some ladies can be sticklers for spelling

They want the G more than they want the D....

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi (insert name),

I came across your profile and was attracted to the words / pictures / verifications / boobs* and think you look like a fun lady / couple.

I see that you can / can't accommodate but that is fine as I can / can't accommodate and will / won't pay / share costs for a hotel / b+b / dayroom / tent.

As we are both/all classy / adventurous we could / couldn't play in my / your car or outdoors / in a club.

I have / haven't included a cock pic as I saw you love / hate getting them but if you want to chat / fuck let me know.

I'm sure you are swamped with messages but I'm local / just visiting / here for a few hours, and thought you are the kind of person / people I like to meet / fuck.

If you fancy meeting up for a coffee / blow n go / all nighter, we can, and perhaps have a one off / build a friendship.

Anyway you look / sound / I hope to fuck you are stunning / have a pulse and as you have high / no standards, maybe I'm what you are looking for / will take pity on.

I'll wear a smart suit / fireman's uniform / bag over my head if that will help you decide to pick me.

Happy fabbing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn’t work it could just be that were ugly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Should have offered a massage. Now that would be unique, coz like no one does that

Masseuse handyman photographer professional totally discrete

Why, Did you need me to fix your plumbing too. I'd have to bring massage oil and my big wrench.

I forgot gynaecologist

No it's alright, I'm a c.*t, You'll be in good hands.

(sincere) That was a spur of the moment retort. Doesn't read well. Apologies. "

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

You verify to serve a dick pic that's normally the money winner. Show them what you have to offer.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hi (insert name),