FabSwingers.com forum: Flirt

By *wistedsoul35 OP Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Anyone just fancy a bit of a flirt? Say you're in and if you see someone on the thread you fancy, send them a message (respecting filters of course).

Obviously, I'm in. Flirt away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone just fancy a bit of a flirt? Say you're in and if you see someone on the thread you fancy, send them a message (respecting filters of course).

Obviously, I'm in. Flirt away

Oh hello...

xx jess

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn't know how to

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Anyone just fancy a bit of a flirt? Say you're in and if you see someone on the thread you fancy, send them a message (respecting filters of course).

Obviously, I'm in. Flirt away

Hello I'm in to

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Ok I’m in as I like flirting

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By *tacy.TWoman
over a year ago

luton

I'm a useless flirt but I'm in

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By *wistedsoul35 OP Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"I wouldn't know how to

What a shame my own rule on filters stops me from finding out if that's true

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point "

Yes it's about to sue you for sexual harassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea how to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point "

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"No idea how to flirt

KFC

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess"

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!"

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx"

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ok I’m in as I like flirting

Well hello there

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Flirtatious abounds for lovely ladies happy to be of service .

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

I'm in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Ok I’m in as I like flirting

Well hello there

Hello yourself our we already flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.

You are very welcome

xx Jess

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.

You are very welcome

xx Jess"

Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ok I’m in as I like flirting

Well hello there

Hello yourself our we already flirting

I was just checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m in as I like flirting

Well hello there

Hello yourself our we already flirting

I was just checking

We flirt on the DMs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.

You are very welcome

xx Jess

Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven

Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...

Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..

xx Jess

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I wouldn't know how to

You do make laugh. you don't need to say a word your profile pic says it all but of course your perception of yourself its different to the image we perceive.

But believe me you could make stone want to flirt with you .

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm a useless flirt but I'm in "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’ve been flirting with Alexa

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.

You are very welcome

xx Jess

Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven

Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...

Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..

xx Jess

I like your flirting! It's weird, but I do love a bit of weird!

I promise it will be like a cooked GIRTHY hot dog from the butcher's. You know the good ones!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just here to watch how it’s done

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I wouldn't know how to

And another thing about you don't give fuck and and think I'm talking bollocks that and fact you say fuck often is very attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in- love a bit of sexy flirting & banter

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ok I’m in as I like flirting

Well hello there

Hello yourself our we already flirting

I was just checking

We flirt on the DMs lol "

Oh most certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.

You are very welcome

xx Jess

Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven

Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...

Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..

xx Jess

I like your flirting! It's weird, but I do love a bit of weird!

I promise it will be like a cooked GIRTHY hot dog from the butcher's. You know the good ones!"

Girthy and short? No chance.

xx jess

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By * and bCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

We’re in love a bit of flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea how to flirt

KFC"

Who's licking the fingers after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just here to watch how it’s done

Beer and a Indian meal dinner date?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you not seen my threads? I'm flirting with my fucking microwave at this point

Sparks fly when you put a knife in the microwave and switch it on...

And no awkward silence - what else do you want?

xx Jess

It's sweet you acknowledge my member as a weapon but it's smooth for comfort baby, no sharp cuts guarantee!

Small and limp like a carrot when in the microwave though??

Jess xx

In a fucking microwave yes I would guess it wouldn't look it's best

Hope your balls hurt less now... Would be a hundred times worse in the microwave.

You are very welcome

xx Jess

Are we flirting right now? Cause I would love your buns in the oven

Yeah, I need a personal development plan. This is my idea of flirting. And I normally get my way too...

Anyway, not sucking a shrivelled limp carrot, so you'll need to put up with this instead..

xx Jess

I like your flirting! It's weird, but I do love a bit of weird!

I promise it will be like a cooked GIRTHY hot dog from the butcher's. You know the good ones!

Girthy and short? No chance.

xx jess

Damn it there's length! It's a hot dog! Hot diggity dawg!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"No idea how to flirt

KFC

Who's licking the fingers after?"

You saucy minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea how to flirt

KFC

Who's licking the fingers after?

You saucy minx

Sorry

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Any ladies want join my how to flirt course .as your claiming to be useless at it lol.

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