FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you...

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm bored. And my mate is a hussie. So come join me in sending smut.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Think we're doing something similar in the irish threads, saying hello here too

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

In! I shall relax filters too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun I'm in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oh can I be a smutty hussie? Please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

A really good friend of mine has gone an said

Please tell FitIrishgent86 that he is indeed fit. If he is also Irish and a Gent then his name is appropriate. If not um still gonna perve him.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and around as postie

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In until 9 and happy to be anyone’s “mate”

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm here for the smut.... I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Posh. Let's smut. Postie pants on.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I shall play

Em x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh can I be a smutty hussie? Please

Takes one to know one... hello fwend

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh. Let's smut. Postie pants on.

If my postie had those pants I'd be a happy lass.

If the bum came too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yes yes yes I am in

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I'm in.

Always fancied myself as Cilla Black.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If my postie had those pants I'd be a happy lass.

If the bum came too"

I'm pretty sure all of me would come for you

Anyway, I have mail for Jack of Hearts you lucky fella...

Well fuck me Jack-of-Hearts, your profile picture makes me want to lick you.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

JulieAndBeef someone is intending to kiss you both. So you should prepare.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In and already sent a message.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"JulieAndBeef someone is intending to kiss you both. So you should prepare.

We. Are. Ready.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Twistedsoul35 incoming mail for you

Please tell twisted soul that he takes a very good b and w picture.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In and already sent a message. "

That's the spirit!(looks out for her name to be mentioned...)

Send more

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Did somebody say smut....in

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did somebody say smut....in"

What took you so long?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Did somebody say smut....in

What took you so long?

I've been busy washing my hair

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did somebody say smut....in

What took you so long?

I've been busy washing my hair

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'm in for a giggle

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Message for you Kai

This sexy minx wants you to pull that sheet a little bit lower please...

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Lovetolick78 my hot mate wants me to pass this on to you

Please tell Lovetolick78 I've always fancied a trip to the Shire and I think he would make a great tour guide

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Twistedsoul35 incoming mail for you

Please tell twisted soul that he takes a very good b and w picture."

Why thankyou mystery poster, I love b and w pics, I've got loads

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a hottie to a hottie...

Could you let Dirty devil know that I'd be more than willing to kneel at his magnificent alter of pleasure and receive my punishment. Please.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"I'm a cutie"

Thank you to the anonymous person who messaged me. I won't tell me who you are.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

In and happy to play postie

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By *ingleStud456Man
over a year ago

blackpool

I'll pop in if it's ok to join.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"One from a hottie to a hottie...

Could you let Dirty devil know that I'd be more than willing to kneel at his magnificent alter of pleasure and receive my punishment. Please.

I shall prepare the alter...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s been a while, so I’m in. About time I got back into the swing of things.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This sexy fella has but one reason for being in the thread... he says...

all I really would like to say is that I fancy the pants of seducing em

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll pop in if it's ok to join."

Always!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Lovetolick78 my hot mate wants me to pass this on to you

Please tell Lovetolick78 I've always fancied a trip to the Shire and I think he would make a great tour guide

"
. Oooh well let me take them by the hand and I'll show them the sights.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ok second try as I posted it on the wrong thread

Kaitonel I'm about to make your day. My super sexy friend says

Please tell Kaitonel that I would like very much to buy him a cup of coffee.

So if he sends me his email I'll send him a gift card for the coffee shop of his choice.

Now you just need to figure out who to send that email to? Though I would advise you to insist it's delivered in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my postie had those pants I'd be a happy lass.

If the bum came too

I'm pretty sure all of me would come for you

Anyway, I have mail for Jack of Hearts you lucky fella...

Well fuck me Jack-of-Hearts, your profile picture makes me want to lick you."

I wonder if this person goes after what they want …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a bit

free to be a postie!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"This sexy fella has but one reason for being in the thread... he says...

all I really would like to say is that I fancy the pants of seducing em

No pants party

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in and can be postman! I have a big package for you

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very hot mate wants to say...

Please tell TastyTatsy that his mirror pic is hot and all it needs is me bent over in front of him to make it perfect

(I may have added something there)

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

One in already for em!

Em, sweet gem.

Be a good girl for me.

But I wonder who it's from?!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my gorgeous mate to a sexy sexy lady

Can you please tell Misty that she can be my smutty hussy if you’re too busy? I’ll bend her over and have my way with her while you’re away playing postie.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"One in already for em!

Em, sweet gem.

Be a good girl for me.

But I wonder who it's from?!"

I've got no idea

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm in for a wee bit! Happy to be a postie for those my filters allow

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

My hot mate has asked me to post this

One for Rose-tinted Glasses: I've got a swing. Want to use it with me.....

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

In and happy to play postie

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I literally fancy every single woman in here so easier for me to say that in public

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Piping hot ,this one's for you

This beautiful lady wants to know if she can bite your bum? She will kiss it better though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I literally fancy every single woman in here so easier for me to say that in public "

From me to you...

Hussie

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"One from my gorgeous mate to a sexy sexy lady

Can you please tell Misty that she can be my smutty hussy if you’re too busy? I’ll bend her over and have my way with her while you’re away playing postie.

Bless

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Posh. Posh. NSP!

Friend of mine says this for you

Please tell Posh that I've been practising and that I'm ready for her to grab me by the ankles again.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh. Posh. NSP!

Friend of mine says this for you

Please tell Posh that I've been practising and that I'm ready for her to grab me by the ankles again."

Tell your friend that I'll happily do it... but if she has the same lack of knickers as last time I'm not aiming for the ankle

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very hot mate that wants me to tell James

Please tell JamesBeelzebub that I'm certain he would love a road trip. Soon

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"My very hot mate wants to say...

Please tell TastyTatsy that his mirror pic is hot and all it needs is me bent over in front of him to make it perfect

(I may have added something there)"

Tell your mate to get in touch

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"I literally fancy every single woman in here so easier for me to say that in public

From me to you...

Hussie

I'm trying but no one gives me the chance to be a hussy

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

My shy but hansom friend would like me to tell demidemi that I would love to buy her a cocktail one evening.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I literally fancy every single woman in here so easier for me to say that in public

From me to you...

Hussie

I'm trying but no one gives me the chance to be a hussy"

Oh I don't know

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Lovetolick78 my hot mate wants me to pass this on to you

Please tell Lovetolick78 I've always fancied a trip to the Shire and I think he would make a great tour guide

. Oooh well let me take them by the hand and I'll show them the sights.

Dare they reveal themself I wonder?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm in and happy to play mate.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Posh!!! POSH. You caught a hottie -

“Can you please tell Posh that if she’s really good you and I will both be waiting for her when she’s finished her shift as postie?

”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"One for Rose-tinted Glasses: I've got a swing. Want to use it with me.....

I only know one Fabber with her own swing and she’s not in this thread …

So I’m learning something new tonight. Or I would be if I knew who this swing-sharing hottie was. Damn the anonymity of it all!

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This one is from a fiery minx...

Please can you tell Mr Sprout my minge is twinging for him!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lovetolick78 my hot mate wants me to pass this on to you

Please tell Lovetolick78 I've always fancied a trip to the Shire and I think he would make a great tour guide

. Oooh well let me take them by the hand and I'll show them the sights.

Dare they reveal themself I wonder?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Interesting!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Posh!!! POSH. You caught a hottie -

“Can you please tell Posh that if she’s really good you and I will both be waiting for her when she’s finished her shift as postie?

”"

Yes

Oh. But what if I'm bad?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Em! Let me just pull this message for you out of my harness... Oh erm, it's a bit crinkled and erm, well that's embarrassing... Anyway...

Go ahead and tell Em that she knows exactly what I would like to do with her. My box is always open for her.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Incoming for TwistedSoul

This beauty wants to rub her bouncy tits all over your torso

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Interesting! "

You're always interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

My sexy mate said can you ‘Please tell Twistedsoul35 he is still damn sexy’

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"This one is from a fiery minx...

Please can you tell Mr Sprout my minge is twinging for him!

It’s been a while! I should really message you shouldn’t I

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Em! Let me just pull this message for you out of my harness... Oh erm, it's a bit crinkled and erm, well that's embarrassing... Anyway...

Go ahead and tell Em that she knows exactly what I would like to do with her. My box is always open for her. "

That's ok Julie I quite like it

I think I know who's box that is...could be wrong but I'm sure they'll just block me if I am

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

Piping hot ,this one's for you

This beautiful lady wants to know if she can bite your bum? She will kiss it better though

She most certainly can

Dare she reveal herself

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then we're in.....

Tinder

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Mind if I join in?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Posh, POSHHH,are you paying attention?

This gentleman says...." I lament the geography that separates us and the fact that I am not an ectomorph. Although I do have a beard and like to chat and hope that will suffice"

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Incoming for TwistedSoul

This beauty wants to rub her bouncy tits all over your torso

Said beautys bouncy tits may need to make an appearance in my DM's

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Posh? Hellooo Posh? It's your friendly postie again.

This guy with the strong thighs says....

"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou maketh my bollocks sweat:

Your nipples bloom like the darling buds of May,

And I'd burn up if ever we met"

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"My sexy mate said can you ‘Please tell Twistedsoul35 he is still damn sexy’

Still sexy..... Does this mean ive known you a while

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Interesting!

You're always interesting

Lies!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

This is for demidemi from a hot gentleman:

Please tell Demi that I can’t wait to get my hands on her. And my lips, for that matter …

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh? Hellooo Posh? It's your friendly postie again.

This guy with the strong thighs says....

"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou maketh my bollocks sweat:

Your nipples bloom like the darling buds of May,

And I'd burn up if ever we met""

Sweaty bollocks... my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh, my mate would really love to jizz on your tits

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Kaitonel!! Did I say that right? A proper hottie has a message for you...

Could you please tell Kaitonel that I would like to test my boobies on his six pack - but only if my wrists are tied?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Crimson Rose this handsome gus says if you're game he'd corrupt you anyway you like

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Em, my mate who is a fine specimen of a man wants me to pass this on to you

Please tell Em that she always looks gorgeous, but she’d look even more perfect stripped naked, on her knees, wrists tied, looking up at me through that messy blonde hair and begging for my cock in that luscious Tipperfairy accent of hers.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Kaitonel!! Did I say that right? A proper hottie has a message for you...

Could you please tell Kaitonel that I would like to test my boobies on his six pack - but only if my wrists are tied?"

Go on then. Any favourite position for them to be tied in?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, my mate would really love to jizz on your tits

Tell your mate I'm very sorry but only you may do that, Matterhorn my sweet

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a bard in my box

and he says...

Please could you tell Em...

There was a young lady called Em.

Who I wish came with me in tandem.

Call me perverse,

Are you a nurse!

I have a flow that I need you to stem.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Kaitonel!! Did I say that right? A proper hottie has a message for you...

Could you please tell Kaitonel that I would like to test my boobies on his six pack - but only if my wrists are tied?

Go on then. Any favourite position for them to be tied in? "

I have asked for you. Will pass on any reply.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Just in from my sexy mate

Can you tell BehindHerEyes I want to be in a Tinder-Beard sandwich please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Kaitonel!! Did I say that right? A proper hottie has a message for you...

Could you please tell Kaitonel that I would like to test my boobies on his six pack - but only if my wrists are tied?

Go on then. Any favourite position for them to be tied in?

I have asked for you. Will pass on any reply.

The reply was speedy!

Hahaha behind my back - where else??

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Crimson Rose this handsome gus says if you're game he'd corrupt you anyway you like

Well now, I'm always interested in a little deviance and corruption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for some rough pirate types

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

Horny-DJ

A very sexy lady has the following message for you.... Buckle up big boy. I think I have some that will make your head spin more than your turntable

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"In for some rough pirate types

The fuck invited you!?

Don't let her, she is d*unk be swears she is not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy guy says

LittlemissmistressK

"She's the Special K I'd want for breakfast"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for some rough pirate types

The fuck invited you!?

Don't let her, she is d*unk be swears she is not! "

Don't be mean to my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matterhorn

A hot lady says

"I fancy his woman... and he should come along to offer refreshments... And cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Beelezabub! My very sexy friend wishes to tell you “I want to wear his thighs like noise cancelling headphones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh one here for _asty tatsy!

my gorgeous friend is missing your messages in her inbox- sort it out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Coyote! My mate... who if he wasn't so pretty would need a smack... says...

Can you please tell Coyote Ugly

Coyote Ugly Not Tonight

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"In for some rough pirate types

I'm looking for somewhere to bury my treasure deep ooo aaarg matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is for demidemi from a hot gentleman:

Please tell Demi that I can’t wait to get my hands on her. And my lips, for that matter …"

I think I know who this might be..

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in to relay messages then xoxo

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Just in from my sexy mate

Can you tell BehindHerEyes I want to be in a Tinder-Beard sandwich please

That sounds like a fun time

Tinder

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm bored. And my mate is a hussie. So come join me in sending smut.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

Weirdly. I know this. I have met folk on here who I think would probably like each other. But I am saving them for my fuck-off group where I am the star of the show. The real issue here is how many hard cocks can I take...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm bored. And my mate is a hussie. So come join me in sending smut.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

OK...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A sexy guy says

LittlemissmistressK

"She's the Special K I'd want for breakfast""

Well now... better let me know lol

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Ok I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coyote! My mate... who if he wasn't so pretty would need a smack... says...

Can you please tell Coyote Ugly

Coyote Ugly Not Tonight"

Tonight, What About Tomorrow?

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By *oby321Man
over a year ago

Earth

Sounds like fun, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’m in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!"

I second this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matterhorn

A hot lady says

"I fancy his woman... and he should come along to offer refreshments... And cock!"

Your mate is very welcome to message me their drinks order and slide into K's box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out as postie for now

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

LittleRed18 you sexy thing. My mate wants me to pass this on to you

can you tell little red that I want her to sit on my face. Make it known, tell her who I am and how amazing I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

In ans ready to deliver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matterhorn

A hot lady says

"I fancy his woman... and he should come along to offer refreshments... And cock!

Your mate is very welcome to message me their drinks order and slide into K's box

Oh god, I second this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Sprout, my lovely mate would love to help you out of that shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

Could you handle S too?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I'm definitely out now. I need to view some photos with my hands down my pants. LvM, I'm looking at you and your wife.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

*pops head in

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Mr Sprout, my lovely mate would love to help you out of that shirt

Perfect timing. I’m just getting ready for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

late to the party!

OP my mate thinks you are great!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"LittleRed18 you sexy thing. My mate wants me to pass this on to you

can you tell little red that I want her to sit on my face. Make it known, tell her who I am and how amazing I am"

Oh I'll be asking! Unless you want to confess?

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message from a fine specimen of a man:

Can you please ask brunnetteanjay if I can spend the whole bank holiday weekend pleasuring her body in whatever sexy way she desires

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

Could you handle S too?! Lol"

I didn't intend on a reverse GB but if you think you are up for it LvM then more than happy to share you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message from a fine specimen of a man:

Can you please ask brunnetteanjay if I can spend the whole bank holiday weekend pleasuring her body in whatever sexy way she desires"

I'd say yes but she would probably get you doing things you may nit want to do! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

Could you handle S too?! Lol

I didn't intend on a reverse GB but if you think you are up for it LvM then more than happy to share you

I think you would all get shared! Hehe

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Sweet cherry this fine gentleman has asked me to pass this on

Can you ask sweet cherry if I can bring the cream to her pie. Out me if u want

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’m in and looking!

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sweet cherry this fine gentleman has asked me to pass this on

Can you ask sweet cherry if I can bring the cream to her pie. Out me if u want

Bit racy innit?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I've been asked to pass on

Can you tell MissMistypeaks that I wanna spend Halloween cuddling her pumpkins and bobbing between her thighs please

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Out as postie. Will check back in for morning for any late filth for me

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

Could you handle S too?! Lol

I didn't intend on a reverse GB but if you think you are up for it LvM then more than happy to share you

I think you would all get shared! Hehe"

I hope so!

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Late but in Posh.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Late but in Posh.

Can we both be in Posh? I think that’d be fun.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oops. I mean ‘My mate says …’

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Posh. I got another one from a lovely gentleman

Message for Posh: I want to give her sugar sachets as a gift. Would she think it'd be sweet?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 21:15:43]

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Oops. I mean ‘My mate says …’

"
it’s true it was me

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Em, my mate who is a fine specimen of a man wants me to pass this on to you

Well then

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I've been asked to pass on

Can you tell MissMistypeaks that I wanna spend Halloween cuddling her pumpkins and bobbing between her thighs please"

Roll on October

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I've got a bard in my box

and he says...

Please could you tell Em...

There was a young lady called Em.

Who I wish came with me in tandem.

Call me perverse,

Are you a nurse!

I have a flow that I need you to stem."

I'm not a nurse but I could google it?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I've got a bard in my box

and he says...

Please could you tell Em...

There was a young lady called Em.

Who I wish came with me in tandem.

Call me perverse,

Are you a nurse!

I have a flow that I need you to stem.

I'm not a nurse but I could google it?"
google or gargle? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

Could you handle S too?! Lol

I didn't intend on a reverse GB but if you think you are up for it LvM then more than happy to share you

I think you would all get shared! Hehe

I hope so!

I think I would get left out while K gets all the attention

I'll give it a go though

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message for RoseTintedGlasses from a gorgeous girl!

I’m way too shy to say anything, but I think you’re really nice & I’d really love a cheeky snog behind the bike sheds

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Passing on for my mate

Could you please tell MissYeuxBlues I'll bring the coconut oil, she can bring her lovely bum and gorgeous smile!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Oops. I mean ‘My mate says …’

Yeah yeah

Tinder

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Incoming message for MissYeuxBleus, from a hopeful romantic (not a hopeless one - a slim but important distinction!)

“If only you knew, if only I was brave enough to tell you …”

My heart. It swells.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

In for being postie for a bit as needed

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Passing on for my mate

Could you please tell MissYeuxBlues I'll bring the coconut oil, she can bring her lovely bum and gorgeous smile!"

Oooft I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A super hot girl says..

LvM

"he can slowly slide his dick in any of my orifices, any time he wants"

Ooft!

I second this

Ladies, ladies... I'm in

Could you handle S too?! Lol

I didn't intend on a reverse GB but if you think you are up for it LvM then more than happy to share you

I think you would all get shared! Hehe

I hope so!

I think I would get left out while K gets all the attention

I'll give it a go though

You and Mr can just watch if you fancy it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’m way too shy to say anything, but I think you’re really nice & I’d really love a cheeky snog behind the bike sheds"

I’ll bring a bag of penny sweets, you bring the bad behaviour. You’re on. Whoever you are.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Incoming message for MissYeuxBleus, from a hopeful romantic (not a hopeless one - a slim but important distinction!)

“If only you knew, if only I was brave enough to tell you …”

My heart. It swells."

oh that’s melted me. Who sent it!? Tell me! No need to be brave with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message for MissYeuxBleus, from a hopeful romantic (not a hopeless one - a slim but important distinction!)

“If only you knew, if only I was brave enough to tell you …”

My heart. It swells.

oh that’s melted me. Who sent it!? Tell me! No need to be brave with me

That was me xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Late but in Posh.

Can we both be in Posh? I think that’d be fun."

I concur.

My mate says

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"oh that’s melted me. Who sent it!? Tell me! No need to be brave with me

I’m sworn to secrecy. Postie’s honour.

But believe me, you’ve caught the eye of a good one there.

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