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By *mDeethatsme OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Burnt toast theory is the idea that if you burn your toast before work and it adds five to 10 minutes to your trip, it's actually saving you from something catastrophic. It could be saving you from a car accident or saving you from someone who you don't want to run into,etc

This is the idea that inconveniences in our lives, or when something releases us in the universe, it's either saving us from something more detrimental or pushing us in the direction that we need to go in.

Does anybody believe this theory? Discuss.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No I don't believe in that theory. It might occasionally save you from a catastrophe but 99.99 recurring times it just a darn inconvenience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Isn’t that a variation on Chaos theory. If a butterfly flaps its wings in China, I’ll be on here fabbing pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and no. Most little things are coincidental but if something stopped me being in a life threatening situation, I'd say it wasn't my time yet.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes for sure! I believe this 100% x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe it, but think it's an incredible coping mechanism to stop the little inconveniences build into something more

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It could more easily put us in more danger as we are now rushing and might speed or be careless crossing the road.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I don't like how the word 'theory' has been overloaded in such a way that whatever this 'burnt toast' thing is (fantasy?) can be called a theory.

But, in answer to the question, no, because theories shouldn't require belief, they should require evidence.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I actually like burnt toast, so obviously not getting the theories benefit

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

It's a nice thought but that's it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I left for work at 3 15 in the morning! Retired on sat thank goodness! I cycled there! And some mornings little things happened that delayed me slightly! I think it was someone up there protecting me! I belive it any way! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left for work at 3 15 in the morning! Retired on sat thank goodness! I cycled there! And some mornings little things happened that delayed me slightly! I think it was someone up there protecting me! I belive it any way! x"

You're officially retired now? Congrats!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It could more easily put us in more danger as we are now rushing and might speed or be careless crossing the road."

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I left for work at 3 15 in the morning! Retired on sat thank goodness! I cycled there! And some mornings little things happened that delayed me slightly! I think it was someone up there protecting me! I belive it any way! x

You're officially retired now? Congrats!! "

Yes! And thank u! Felt bit lost this morning! But shall get used to it! Have to keep active not sit on my bum x

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

What a load of old bollocks! Besides... I like burnt toast

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

A variation of the Sliding Doors theory, but not including Gwynneth Paltrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this might be the other burnt toast theory.

The one were you smell burnt toast,means a Heart attack is imminent.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Burnt toast theory is the idea that if you burn your toast before work and it adds five to 10 minutes to your trip, it's actually saving you from something catastrophic. It could be saving you from a car accident or saving you from someone who you don't want to run into,etc

This is the idea that inconveniences in our lives, or when something releases us in the universe, it's either saving us from something more detrimental or pushing us in the direction that we need to go in.

Does anybody believe this theory? Discuss."

No i dont. Events aren't connected. It's like.... Coincidence? I was sat having a hair kit while at the same time somebody somewhere is eating an iced lolly.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't believe it, as I don't know of any evidence that supports it.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

When I'm sitting in the bath getting ready for work I actively burn toast in the toaster I keep beside the bath to save me from catastrophe

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Burnt toast theory is the idea that if you burn your toast before work and it adds five to 10 minutes to your trip, it's actually saving you from something catastrophic. It could be saving you from a car accident or saving you from someone who you don't want to run into,etc

This is the idea that inconveniences in our lives, or when something releases us in the universe, it's either saving us from something more detrimental or pushing us in the direction that we need to go in.

Does anybody believe this theory? Discuss."

It's a nice thought but that's it. The opposite could easy be true. Being late from toast means you get hit by a car that would have missed you if you were there 10 mins earlier.

It's trying to justify positive thinking which is something that doesn't need to be justified.

You can just choose not to let negative things ruin your day. It doesn't need cosmic intervention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, angel numbers are another fun thing to pay attention to and look up the meanings of I don't believe in coincidence

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You will drive yourself insane if you start with this logic.

Things happen, simple.

You could go the other way with the burnt toast theory.

It causes you to jump a light as running late then WHAMMY! You are toast.

Everything we do every second of every day has consequences.

So just live and be dammed!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I don't like how the word 'theory' has been overloaded in such a way that whatever this 'burnt toast' thing is (fantasy?) can be called a theory.

But, in answer to the question, no, because theories shouldn't require belief, they should require evidence."

I've heard American Christians call gravity a theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there a matt Damon film based on a similar premise where it was people burning the toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm sitting in the bath getting ready for work I actively burn toast in the toaster I keep beside the bath to save me from catastrophe "

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Burnt toast theory is the idea that if you burn your toast before work and it adds five to 10 minutes to your trip, it's actually saving you from something catastrophic. It could be saving you from a car accident or saving you from someone who you don't want to run into,etc

This is the idea that inconveniences in our lives, or when something releases us in the universe, it's either saving us from something more detrimental or pushing us in the direction that we need to go in.

Does anybody believe this theory? Discuss."
nope sorry i don't believe it but i quite often burn my toast

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Everything happens when it's supposed to

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Of all the things that could be created to make magical effects, this seems a bit low down there, when really great things could be made instead.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"I don't like how the word 'theory' has been overloaded in such a way that whatever this 'burnt toast' thing is (fantasy?) can be called a theory.

But, in answer to the question, no, because theories shouldn't require belief, they should require evidence.

I've heard American Christians call gravity a theory "

This is why I don't like the overloading.

Because it's true, gravity is a theory but a very specific theory - a scientific theory, "a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat toast, I'm fucked.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dont have toast for breakfast im doooooomed

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bread cares not for my well-being…..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Id like a woman giving me a blowjob out of the blue to be the reason I didn’t arrive on time for my train which was cancelled

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By *ewdtenantMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't like how the word 'theory' has been overloaded in such a way that whatever this 'burnt toast' thing is (fantasy?) can be called a theory.

But, in answer to the question, no, because theories shouldn't require belief, they should require evidence."

It's a theory that can be quickly dispensed with by any statistician. Or anyone with half a brain.

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