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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today . "

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today . "

Some person just announced to the world that they have jaffa cakes ripe for the taking! Time to enact the jaffa cake tax laws upon this poor soul!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x"

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

"

Well then there is only one thing left to say….gimme gimme gimme

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today . "

Taxi to Bradford!

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Go and have a look if there are any biscuits in there too

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

Well then there is only one thing left to say….gimme gimme gimme "

Sending by carrier bird can't spell the right word .

Get thee behind me devil couldn't spell the other word either I actual could have done but neither looked right .and I can't tell the difference .

There on their way to you .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

Well then there is only one thing left to say….gimme gimme gimme "

Sorry pal I've had better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

Well then there is only one thing left to say….gimme gimme gimme

Sending by carrier bird can't spell the right word .

Get thee behind me devil couldn't spell the other word either I actual could have done but neither looked right .and I can't tell the difference .

There on their way to you .

"

Aha I thank thee for services and alms. Now the real question is how I am supposed to properly thank you for a sweet treat such as these

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

Taxi to Bradford! "

Oh my dear youl be most welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

Well then there is only one thing left to say….gimme gimme gimme

Sorry pal I've had better offer

"

Aha I can see that and don’t blame you at all. I’d take up the offer with you

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

Taxi to Bradford!

Oh my dear youl be most welcome here "

Will there be tea?..

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

I won’t tell a soul….if you share x

That sounds like a good idea I'm starting to feel

Sick I opened the pack

Well then there is only one thing left to say….gimme gimme gimme

Sending by carrier bird can't spell the right word .

Get thee behind me devil couldn't spell the other word either I actual could have done but neither looked right .and I can't tell the difference .

There on their way to you .

Aha I thank thee for services and alms. Now the real question is how I am supposed to properly thank you for a sweet treat such as these "

If I'd know you ask that question I may not have offer them In the first place .but sadly I had to recind the offer .but for future reference .all I ask of gentlemen is perhaps support one of my unloved threads .ladies your welcome to any treats that take your fancy with no expectation other than you grant me a smile.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

Taxi to Bradford!

Oh my dear youl be most welcome here

Will there be tea?.."

Any type you the ringtons teaman was round this morning I'll call him back if you got preference .

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

Taxi to Bradford!

Oh my dear youl be most welcome here

Will there be tea?..

Any type you the ringtons teaman was round this morning I'll call him back if you got preference .

"

Yorkshire tea is my go-to..

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Go and have a look if there are any biscuits in there too"

There load had to stop eating them

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Don't tell anyone I've just found a big bag Jaffa cakes

In the cupboard.

What pleasant surprise have you come across today .

Taxi to Bradford!

Oh my dear youl be most welcome here

Will there be tea?..

Any type you the ringtons teaman was round this morning I'll call him back if you got preference .

Yorkshire tea is my go-to.. "

Nah problem have it cupboard already

Just offer the other in case like me you took a herbal tea. What time do anticipate arrives so I can put the red carpet out it obviously doubles

as prayer as I will be. Thanking god for this timely intervention after been tempted by the devil earlier. He has sent me an angel .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Nearly got carried way there fogot I was on fab

Of course she not going to turn up .

Eh up mate carrier bird on its way .

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