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"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it! " The attention seeking threads in this forum aren't gonna write themselves though. | |||
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"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it! The attention seeking threads in this forum aren't gonna write themselves though. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it! " Brucey listen to this lady she speaks sense, just have a wank so we don't need to hear about your full balls anymore. Mrs | |||
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"Do you hear us ladies having a whinge and moan about not having had an orgasm for 6 days? Nope! We just bloody well get on with it ourselves ![]() That's why there's more toy's for women! | |||
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"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it! The attention seeking threads in this forum aren't gonna write themselves though. " He knows! Also it's a mental challenge at this point. I'm winning! | |||
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"Why you even trying to withhold a load anyway? " It's good for the soul apparently. I've been ok so far. I think it's because I'm working from home on a super quiet day today but I almost want to persevere? | |||
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"Have a wank brucey! " Some Matilda motivation haha You can do it Bruce! Go Bruuuuuuuce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! ![]() | |||
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"Maybe he's doing a challenge to raise money for charity" Can't wait to win a Pride Of Britain award for this! | |||
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"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it. Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!" 6 days ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Seriously you need to get layed " Tell me about it sister! | |||
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"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it. Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony! 6 days ![]() ![]() ![]() My idea of hell | |||
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" I can send you my special nurse pictures if you need relief.. ![]() ![]() ...yes | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls." Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway | |||
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"Brucey...your 6th Aug photo...that is what you need to be doing right now! You know it makes sense! Just think of that feeling of satisfaction, and relief, at the end! We're all behind you! You can do it! ![]() You should have seen the cumshot video I used to have. Good times! | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty! ![]() | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Messy and fragrant | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that gonna be sore for me? | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging ![]() | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Happy compromise with sex? | |||
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"Just wank already" Have sex with me already! | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A whole 30 seconds... pffft nahhhh! If you let me be the next shag after you've blown your load we might have a deal ![]() | |||
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"How many days are you planning on holding out Brucey and does that mean we're going to get hourly/daily updates? Oh dear God!!! I can think of nothing worse ![]() ![]() Sweet you need to give me something I buckle on! | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can be both the first AND second! | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh wow! How can I refuse such an offer ![]() | |||
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"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls. Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sometimes you just are winning that day you know? | |||
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"I've never wanted or been invested enough in another man having a wank as much as I am in this. Actually scrap that, I'm not actually invested, but just do it! " Said like a man who's invested in the outcome | |||
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"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?! ![]() ![]() I'm a determined guy! Still nothing people! | |||
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"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?! ![]() ![]() How long are you err keeping this up for exactly??? | |||
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"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?! ![]() ![]() No one knows anymore | |||
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"Have you thought about getting your balls chopped? It helps overly excited dogs" Nah I like the loads! | |||
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"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?! ![]() ![]() I'll look out for news of an eruption soon ![]() | |||
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"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?! ![]() ![]() ![]() I may record it for any telegram fans! | |||
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"I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up ![]() I can't believe this thread didn't die after 4 posts tbh ![]() | |||
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"I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up ![]() ![]() Nor can i!! Just go and have a tea/coffee/gin etc etc and get over it ![]() | |||
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"I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up ![]() ![]() ![]() But you can't end something when it's... Still going that's right everyone day 7 approaching thick and fast! Will he make it?! Stay tunneeeed | |||
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"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended) ![]() The tsunami will hit you in dorset | |||
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"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended) ![]() Shit..I'm only a 5 minute walk from the beach as well. I'd better evacuate now ![]() | |||
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"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended) ![]() ![]() It's an inland tsunami. If anything get on a boat! | |||
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"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended) ![]() ![]() Phew!! What a relief knowing that my yacht will be safe ![]() | |||
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"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended) ![]() ![]() ![]() You have a yacht? I may be closer to you then expected when the tsunami happens ![]() | |||
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"You need to give up " Are you here in the big city now handsome!? | |||
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"Why you even trying to withhold a load anyway? It's good for the soul apparently. I've been ok so far. I think it's because I'm working from home on a super quiet day today but I almost want to persevere? " The only thing good for the soul is the release.... | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines" I’m logging off ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines" Even I grabbed my balls! Jeez woman. | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines I’m logging off ![]() ![]() Don't be like be like that Rexxy. ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines" Hi, I think we'd make great friends. Where's Coyote? - probably playing pirates, again ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines Even I grabbed my balls! Jeez woman. " I was just trying to help the poor guy out he sounds like he is going through a very tough time right now ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines Hi, I think we'd make great friends. Where's Coyote? - probably playing pirates, again ![]() Aye aye matey | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines" Great, now we're all connected by this horrible post... | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines Hi, I think we'd make great friends. Where's Coyote? - probably playing pirates, again ![]() Oh she's here alright! Playing with her imaginary balls on her stormy island. ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines I’m logging off ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a mangina reading this ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines" Pretty sure all my manly bits have inverted deep inside of me ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines Great, now we're all connected by this horrible post..." Can you feel it in your fingers... can feel it in your balls? | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines Great, now we're all connected by this horrible post... Can you feel it in your fingers... can feel it in your balls?" My balls are not being felt at all by your fingers or any of your instruments of destruction ![]() | |||
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"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. ![]() If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines Even I grabbed my balls! Jeez woman. " I mean I am partial to Buttercreams fun ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. ![]() ![]() ![]() You're turning me on now. My job here is done anyway. Brucey messaged me and actually managed to release himself when he read my post. He's into some kinky shit. ![]() | |||
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"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines" Ummmm I may have to take back saying you are one of my faves... Still the best pixels though! | |||
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"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. ![]() ![]() ![]() Who turns your stomach the most. Lemon or me? ![]() | |||
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"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I'd fuck you both | |||
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"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh that wasn't to me AWKWARDDD | |||
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"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have 8 fingers you know ![]() | |||
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"Maybe he's doing a challenge to raise money for charity" Well by the sounds of it he not "raising" anything else lol | |||
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"Can we all just fuck already? I will leave the tweezers at home." Jeffrey Dahmer said those exact words ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bank holiday weekend is coming up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah op, put yourself out there more. | |||
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"Can we all just fuck already? I will leave the tweezers at home." Fucking please! No slippers! | |||
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"Bank holiday weekend is coming up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() London's shit..fuck this place | |||
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"Bank holiday weekend is coming up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Loooooool Have you been to any parties in London? | |||
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"Bank holiday weekend is coming up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Finally somebody gets it! | |||
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"Bank holiday weekend is coming up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What? All of it? | |||
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"Can we all just fuck already? I will leave the tweezers at home. Fucking please! No slippers!" Alright. I'll wear the steel toe boots. | |||
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"Can we all just fuck already? I will leave the tweezers at home. Fucking please! No slippers! Alright. I'll wear the steel toe boots." Fine but I'm keeping your legs as far away from me as possible. Luckily I fancy you so you'll get the extra inch needed for any wacky positions | |||
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"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it. Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!" I left mine alone for lent once. Not religious at all just to see if I can, but 6 days it's easy in comparison | |||
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"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it. Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony! I left mine alone for lent once. Not religious at all just to see if I can, but 6 days it's easy in comparison " Yeah but I'm a pretty horny guy so.... ![]() | |||
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