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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it.

Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Whip it out handsome

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Cold shower. It's not a magic cure, but it helps.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it! "

The attention seeking threads in this forum aren't gonna write themselves though.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it!

The attention seeking threads in this forum aren't gonna write themselves though. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why 6 days though? Dare?

T

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Stick your dick in a Henry Hoover. Scientific curiosity and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank brucey!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it! "

Brucey listen to this lady she speaks sense, just have a wank so we don't need to hear about your full balls anymore.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you hear us ladies having a whinge and moan about not having had an orgasm for 6 days? Nope! We just bloody well get on with it ourselves

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

The general consensus seems to be

Shit or get off the pot.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Do you hear us ladies having a whinge and moan about not having had an orgasm for 6 days? Nope! We just bloody well get on with it ourselves "

That's why there's more toy's for women!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ate you 12?? Have a wank and get over it!

The attention seeking threads in this forum aren't gonna write themselves though. "

He knows! Also it's a mental challenge at this point. I'm winning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you even trying to withhold a load anyway?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Why you even trying to withhold a load anyway? "

It's good for the soul apparently. I've been ok so far. I think it's because I'm working from home on a super quiet day today but I almost want to persevere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's doing a challenge to raise money for charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a wank brucey! "

Some Matilda motivation haha

You can do it Bruce! Go Bruuuuuuuce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Spray it up the walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wank and stop spamming forum threads about it

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Maybe he's doing a challenge to raise money for charity"

Can't wait to win a Pride Of Britain award for this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously you need to get layed

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it.

Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!"

6 days ... my hubby goes months without

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Rub them with deep heat as a distraction

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Seriously you need to get layed "

Tell me about it sister!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it.

Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!

6 days ... my hubby goes months without "

My idea of hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can send you my special nurse pictures if you need relief..

xx Jess

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"

I can send you my special nurse pictures if you need relief..

xx Jess

"

...yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could send you to balls clinic. They deal with 6 days of holding it in.. You try prunes first.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls."

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it.

Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!"

I feel the pain brother. Well….haven’t right now but been there

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast "

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey...your 6th Aug photo...that is what you need to be doing right now! You know it makes sense! Just think of that feeling of satisfaction, and relief, at the end! We're all behind you! You can do it!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Brucey...your 6th Aug photo...that is what you need to be doing right now! You know it makes sense! Just think of that feeling of satisfaction, and relief, at the end! We're all behind you! You can do it!"

You should have seen the cumshot video I used to have. Good times!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway "

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later "

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room "

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty! "

Messy and fragrant

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty! "

Is that gonna be sore for me?

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

Is that gonna be sore for me? "

Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

Is that gonna be sore for me?

Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging "

Happy compromise with sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wank already

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just wank already"

Have sex with me already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is this still going on lmfao

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

How many days are you planning on holding out Brucey and does that mean we're going to get hourly/daily updates? Oh dear God!!! I can think of nothing worse

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

Is that gonna be sore for me?

Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging

Happy compromise with sex?"

A whole 30 seconds... pffft nahhhh! If you let me be the next shag after you've blown your load we might have a deal

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Brucey don't play cum on the digestive you'll lose

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How many days are you planning on holding out Brucey and does that mean we're going to get hourly/daily updates? Oh dear God!!! I can think of nothing worse "

Sweet you need to give me something I buckle on!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

Is that gonna be sore for me?

Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging

Happy compromise with sex?

A whole 30 seconds... pffft nahhhh! If you let me be the next shag after you've blown your load we might have a deal "

You can be both the first AND second!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

Is that gonna be sore for me?

Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging

Happy compromise with sex?

A whole 30 seconds... pffft nahhhh! If you let me be the next shag after you've blown your load we might have a deal

You can be both the first AND second!"

Oh wow! How can I refuse such an offer

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I hear watermelons are useful for emptying balls.

Just don't let your flat mate catch you or it'll end up on a podcast

I'd rather you caught it to be honest anyway

Fiiiiine... if it would get you to have a wank, blow your load and shut up about it then I'll spy on you ... the rest of the forum can thank me later

If you don't wanna get sprayed I would stand up against the wall the other side of the room

I'll just wear a lovely white t-shirt with rubber bands on it and we could make a tie dye pattern with the red and pink from the juices of the watermelon - it'll be pretty!

Is that gonna be sore for me?

Can't be more painful than your balls are now otherwise you wouldn't be whinging

Happy compromise with sex?

A whole 30 seconds... pffft nahhhh! If you let me be the next shag after you've blown your load we might have a deal

You can be both the first AND second!

Oh wow! How can I refuse such an offer "

Sometimes you just are winning that day you know?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I've never wanted or been invested enough in another man having a wank as much as I am in this.

Actually scrap that, I'm not actually invested, but just do it!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've never wanted or been invested enough in another man having a wank as much as I am in this.

Actually scrap that, I'm not actually invested, but just do it! "

Said like a man who's invested in the outcome

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I think Brucey is just waiting for someone to offer to do it for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?!

Maybe us lot watching him isn't helping

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?!

Maybe us lot watching him isn't helping "

I'm a determined guy! Still nothing people!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Have you thought about getting your balls chopped? It helps overly excited dogs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?!

Maybe us lot watching him isn't helping

I'm a determined guy! Still nothing people! "

How long are you err keeping this up for exactly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted a new video and status.. maybe that may help unload

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?!

Maybe us lot watching him isn't helping

I'm a determined guy! Still nothing people!

How long are you err keeping this up for exactly???"

No one knows anymore

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Have you thought about getting your balls chopped? It helps overly excited dogs"

Nah I like the loads!

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Does this thread have flood protection and blast doors.

Theres a semen tsunami cumming.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?!

Maybe us lot watching him isn't helping

I'm a determined guy! Still nothing people!

How long are you err keeping this up for exactly???

No one knows anymore "

I'll look out for news of an eruption soon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's ok. It'll all get reabsorbed and you'll be fine.

Or have a wank.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"OMG! The last post I read on this was 2hours ago! How has he still not wanked and cum?!?!

Maybe us lot watching him isn't helping

I'm a determined guy! Still nothing people!

How long are you err keeping this up for exactly???

No one knows anymore

I'll look out for news of an eruption soon "

I may record it for any telegram fans!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up "

I can't believe this thread didn't die after 4 posts tbh

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Definitely not enough of these threads

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up

I can't believe this thread didn't die after 4 posts tbh "

Nor can i!! Just go and have a tea/coffee/gin etc etc and get over it

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I think you should leave it another day and update us again tomorrow, people seem to be loving the build up

I can't believe this thread didn't die after 4 posts tbh

Nor can i!! Just go and have a tea/coffee/gin etc etc and get over it "

But you can't end something when it's...

Still going that's right everyone day 7 approaching thick and fast! Will he make it?! Stay tunneeeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended)

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended) "

The tsunami will hit you in dorset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended)

The tsunami will hit you in dorset"

Shit..I'm only a 5 minute walk from the beach as well. I'd better evacuate now

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended)

The tsunami will hit you in dorset

Shit..I'm only a 5 minute walk from the beach as well. I'd better evacuate now "

It's an inland tsunami. If anything get on a boat!

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Think your best option is a hand job !!otherwise you will be waiting a long time on this site !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended)

The tsunami will hit you in dorset

Shit..I'm only a 5 minute walk from the beach as well. I'd better evacuate now

It's an inland tsunami. If anything get on a boat!"

Phew!! What a relief knowing that my yacht will be safe

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Will any of us be able to sleep tonight, in anticipation of what is to come tomorrow (no pun intended)

The tsunami will hit you in dorset

Shit..I'm only a 5 minute walk from the beach as well. I'd better evacuate now

It's an inland tsunami. If anything get on a boat!

Phew!! What a relief knowing that my yacht will be safe "

You have a yacht? I may be closer to you then expected when the tsunami happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to give up

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You need to give up "

Are you here in the big city now handsome!?

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Will you be convinced to finally have a wank if boobies find there way to your inbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why you even trying to withhold a load anyway?

It's good for the soul apparently. I've been ok so far. I think it's because I'm working from home on a super quiet day today but I almost want to persevere? "

The only thing good for the soul is the release....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines"

I’m logging off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines"

Even I grabbed my balls! Jeez woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

I’m logging off "

Don't be like be like that Rexxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines"

Hi, I think we'd make great friends. Where's Coyote? - probably playing pirates, again

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

Even I grabbed my balls! Jeez woman.

"

I was just trying to help the poor guy out he sounds like he is going through a very tough time right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

Hi, I think we'd make great friends. Where's Coyote? - probably playing pirates, again

F"

Aye aye matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines"

Great, now we're all connected by this horrible post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

Hi, I think we'd make great friends. Where's Coyote? - probably playing pirates, again

F"

Oh she's here alright! Playing with her imaginary balls on her stormy island.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

I’m logging off

Don't be like be like that Rexxy. "

I have a mangina reading this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines"

Pretty sure all my manly bits have inverted deep inside of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

Great, now we're all connected by this horrible post..."

Can you feel it in your fingers... can feel it in your balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

Great, now we're all connected by this horrible post...

Can you feel it in your fingers... can feel it in your balls?"

My balls are not being felt at all by your fingers or any of your instruments of destruction

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all. "

If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines

Even I grabbed my balls! Jeez woman.

"

I mean I am partial to Buttercreams fun but same reaction as you Coyote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all.

If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post "

You're turning me on now.

My job here is done anyway. Brucey messaged me and actually managed to release himself when he read my post. He's into some kinky shit.

You're next on my list Rex.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"I'm not a nurse but I can stick a blade in your balls and drain them and then I'll kick you in the balls wearing my ultra soft slippers but I will kick you with such force you will probably require some serious therapy to get over it and never have children again I'm also happy to use tweezers to insert them deep into your bellend until I can feel your intestines"

Ummmm I may have to take back saying you are one of my faves... Still the best pixels though!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Well.

This.

Was.

Horrific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all.

If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post "

Who turns your stomach the most. Lemon or me?

F

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all.

If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post

Who turns your stomach the most. Lemon or me?

F"

Oh I'd fuck you both

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all.

If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post

Who turns your stomach the most. Lemon or me?

F"

Oh that wasn't to me AWKWARDDD

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm glad I have such a deep effect on you all.

If I was a mod I’d put you over me knee and finger your bumhole for such a shocking post

Who turns your stomach the most. Lemon or me?

F"

I have 8 fingers you know

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By *unlinguyMan
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Maybe he's doing a challenge to raise money for charity"

Well by the sounds of it he not "raising" anything else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we all just fuck already?

I will leave the tweezers at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone reminded of Seinfeld?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shocked this chat is still going haha. How’s all the charitable folk

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Can we all just fuck already?

I will leave the tweezers at home."

Jeffrey Dahmer said those exact words

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Bank holiday weekend is coming up there will be lots of parties and socials to end

Put yourself out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bank holiday weekend is coming up there will be lots of parties and socials to end

Put yourself out there "

Yeah op, put yourself out there more.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can we all just fuck already?

I will leave the tweezers at home."

Fucking please! No slippers!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bank holiday weekend is coming up there will be lots of parties and socials to end

Put yourself out there

Yeah op, put yourself out there more."

London's shit..fuck this place

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Bank holiday weekend is coming up there will be lots of parties and socials to end

Put yourself out there

Yeah op, put yourself out there more.

London's shit..fuck this place"

Loooooool

Have you been to any parties in London?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Bank holiday weekend is coming up there will be lots of parties and socials to end

Put yourself out there

Yeah op, put yourself out there more.

London's shit..fuck this place"

Finally somebody gets it!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Bank holiday weekend is coming up there will be lots of parties and socials to end

Put yourself out there

Yeah op, put yourself out there more.

London's shit..fuck this place"

What? All of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we all just fuck already?

I will leave the tweezers at home.

Fucking please! No slippers!"

Alright. I'll wear the steel toe boots.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can we all just fuck already?

I will leave the tweezers at home.

Fucking please! No slippers!

Alright. I'll wear the steel toe boots."

Fine but I'm keeping your legs as far away from me as possible. Luckily I fancy you so you'll get the extra inch needed for any wacky positions

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it.

Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!"

I left mine alone for lent once. Not religious at all just to see if I can, but 6 days it's easy in comparison

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My balls are hurting now. 6 days, surely I have gone longer in my adult life without blasting a load. I don't even know at this point I might lose consciousness doing it.

Any nurses who look hot as fuck in lingerie? I need sweet relief from this agony!

I left mine alone for lent once. Not religious at all just to see if I can, but 6 days it's easy in comparison "

Yeah but I'm a pretty horny guy so....

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