FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the rudest insult

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That you use playfully?

I’ll go first: suck your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma should have left you in a hedge. Lol.

(Adding lol makes any insult playful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your momma should have left you in a hedge. Lol.

(Adding lol makes any insult playful

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Ok I’ll try ‘suck your mum lol’

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Nonce"

Christ! He only asked a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a few, but they're a bit visceral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty nonce

Crackhead

Goblin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty nonce

Crackhead

Goblin

you’re so moist sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually have a few, but they're a bit visceral

Don’t be shy

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I'll add some regional options. Hallion,clampitt or gulpin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

Twat waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty nonce

Crackhead

Goblin

you’re so moist sometimes

So is your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Shitehawk

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

If I throw a stick, will you go away

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Just a playful twatface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find you can’t go wrong with saccharine-pity.

Eg *Head tilted to one-side with a slight smirk* “ oh you’re quite sweet really aren’t you, bless”

I don’t do crude cusses - unless it’s understated cruel cuss if I’m really pee’d off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

Arse biscuit

Cuntfish

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I wouldn't ride you into battle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Gobshite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty nonce

Crackhead

Goblin

you’re so moist sometimes

So is your mum

She is literally the most most person ever. It’s embarrassing.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Your mum should of swallowed you!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Your mum should of swallowed you! "

I dont want a McDonald's with you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You absolute genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You arent worth the steam off my piss

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Hippocrocopig

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Your mum should of swallowed you!

I dont want a McDonald's with you

You'll do as you're told Brucey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You arent worth the steam off my piss "

Or my favourite..

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

Do like cuntfish though jennie, bravo!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"That you use playfully?

I’ll go first: suck your mum. "

Playfully

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

It’s the C word for me. Think it’s an east end thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You silly twat

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Cock juggling thunder Coyote Ugly Not Tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That you use playfully?

I’ll go first: suck your mum.

Playfully

If I tell you to suck your mum I’m probably joking. Maybe.

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By *unBoyOneMan
over a year ago

London

Are you in yet?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Trevor Parker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck your mum is good but nothing beats a classic "suck ya nan" in a scouse accent. Never fails to cause adequate levels of torment.

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By *smith87Man
over a year ago

totton

Cock womble

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I nice friendly spunk bubble goes down well…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've a fanny on ye like a punched lasagne

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

You have forgotten the face of your father

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, Nerf-herder!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, Nerf-herder!"
is that the guy who does the collecting after nerf wars

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Cockwomble

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

The best part of you when down your mum's leg.

lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I call a lot of people bellends day to day.

The mr

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's the point of you

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Oh, you must be Ronnie Pickering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You belong in the Virus thread

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By *inojCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Are you in yet?"

Lol...this happened to a football team mate of mine. Problem was he was with another lad as they'd met a couple of women in a nightclub. Both getting it on with their respective ladies in the same room, and his lady said " xxx, are you in yet cos I cant feel anything!!" As he was banging away. The other lad couldn't carry on cos he was wetting himself laughing !!! So the girls chucked em out

Make matters worse the lad outed the story to the rest of the football team the following day in ghe changing rooms. Never lived it down !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bawbag. "

Never seems to be insulting enough!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Oh, you must be Ronnie Pickering!

Who?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Scumbag. Named after the fictional college in the Young Ones Bambi episode!

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Are you in yet?

Make matters worse the lad outed the story to the rest of the football team the following day in ghe changing rooms. Never lived it down !!"

Poor bloke but that’s hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit

Drongo

Malaka

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Sook mah plooms bitchwaffle

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"You belong in the Virus thread"

Ouch, fuck you mate

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If you want my come back, it's in your mums teeth

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I did say to someone the other day

"When you see your mom next ask her if she has found my watch yet from when I was fisting her."

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By *za123Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I like to say to pretty women have you fallen from heaven, they normally swish their hair and say yes I have . I then say to them, well I it look like you landed on your face lol so normally they laugh, or I get beaten up.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do you really say suck your mum, Pickle?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I don't need to take the piss..... Mother nature has already done that.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Proper fucking twat

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By *udandBryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston

You're ugly and your mum dresses you funny.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Look at you. The best vagina swimmer.....

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourites are =

You ugly little smack rat

You are a complete womb ferret

Maybe that’s just my inbox from today

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"That you use playfully?

I’ll go first: suck your mum. "

I don't really ever use insults playfully. If I'm joking around with someone it's normally more of a reference to a character trait. A more bespoke approach.

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