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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why wouldn't you meet the poster above? x

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Too far!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Distance! Though would love a glass a wine or two with you

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Why wouldn't you meet the poster above? x"

I would if given the chance!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Too big

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"Why wouldn't you meet the poster above? x"

We're a bit too young for you and far away! x

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Distance and doubt I’m what they’re looking for

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because most likely by the time I post this it's not the person that was originally above anyway.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

From Liverpool too far

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Too big "

Who?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Too many emojis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many emojis "

2020 wasn’t the best year…

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...


"Too many emojis

2020 wasn’t the best year… "

I don't like squirty cream... Bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many emojis

2020 wasn’t the best year…

I don't like squirty cream... Bleurgh "

He has a leopard print thong like mine

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Too many emojis

2020 wasn’t the best year…

I don't like squirty cream... Bleurgh

He has a leopard print thong like mine "

But what if I would

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm too old

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Distance unfortunately cos you look hotttt

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm scared that the tattoo would come alive and eat my soul.

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Outside of my age preferences x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into women

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Out of my league

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

To far away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id cum too quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left Scotland yesterday

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I left Scotland yesterday"

Would eat me alive!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Too far

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Too far"
to far

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Too far"

Really not a fan of winklepickers...my feet are too broad!

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
over a year ago

J11 M5 Cheltenham

Just not my type

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 11:43:22]

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Just not my type"

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not my type

Not my type "

The fishy smell

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Just not my type

Not my type "

way too far

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Just not my type

Not my type

The fishy smell"

Too sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 11:45:38]

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Just not my type

Not my type

The fishy smell

Too sexy"

Might not come back with my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not my type

Not my type

The fishy smell

Too sexy

Might not come back with my penis"

Their straightness is too strong for my feeble body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 11:47:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not my type

Not my type

The fishy smell

Too sexy

Might not come back with my penis"

He turnt me down for a romantic trip to McDonald's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not my type

Not my type

The fishy smell

Too sexy

Might not come back with my penis

Has a detachable penis"

Fancy a few cocktails jennie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not my type

Not my type

The fishy smell

Too sexy

Might not come back with my penis

Their straightness is too strong for my feeble body."

Jealous of their figure

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Jealous of their popularity

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’m blocked

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Why wouldn't you meet the poster above? x"
i am normally outside their age range,,, or they are not looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m blocked "

I can't find sexville on the map

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Why wouldn't you meet the poster above? x i am normally outside their age range,,, or they are not looking for single guys "

TO MANY CAPITALS IN PROFILE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m blocked

I can't find sexville on the map"

I’m too shy

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

He's too phat for me

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No reason at all

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"No reason at all"

Looks too tired for that carry on

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"No reason at all

Looks too tired for that carry on "

Reasons? (I got nothing!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he would be disappointed when he looks at my unpixelated face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he would be disappointed when he looks at my unpixelated face."

She’s butters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he would be disappointed when he looks at my unpixelated face.

She’s butters "

See what I did there

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Too straight

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Because he would be disappointed when he looks at my unpixelated face.

She’s butters

See what I did there "

Only if she replies with "that's me!"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Because he would be disappointed when he looks at my unpixelated face.

She’s butters

See what I did there

Only if she replies with "that's me!" "

We're not looking for single men.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

They’re not looking for single men.

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

He’s refusing to get out from behind the sofa . . .

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"He’s refusing to get out from behind the sofa . . . "

She doesn't like lady bits

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"He’s refusing to get out from behind the sofa . . .

She doesn't like lady bits"

Erm....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"He’s refusing to get out from behind the sofa . . .

She doesn't like lady bits"

I don’t believe in sex before marriage.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s refusing to get out from behind the sofa . . .

She doesn't like lady bits

Erm...."

His penis

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Too far to travel for a pint

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Too far to travel for a pint"

He doesn't like lunatics

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics "

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics "

Ghandi would get jealous

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Ghandi would get jealous "

The drama!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics "

Top marks for reading to the end lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Ghandi would get jealous "

Because I'm shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Ghandi would get jealous

The drama! "

He's too far away

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Ghandi would get jealous

The drama!

He's too far away "

Out of my league!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Top marks for reading to the end lol"

She didn't! She just is one!

Feel free to skip me! And comment on the poster above!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Well I dk go up to Huddersfield quite bit for Tango so J don't see any reason why I wouldn't go to Leeds to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would. I'm happy to socially meet anyone

Apart from psychotic murderers

Mrs C

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm a psychotic murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Ghandi would get jealous

The drama! "

You love it mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a psychotic murderer "

Shes a psychotic murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a psychotic murderer

Shes a psychotic murderer "

Too far away.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm a psychotic murderer

Shes a psychotic murderer

Too far away. "

Distance and that’s all

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm a psychotic murderer

Shes a psychotic murderer

Too far away.

Distance and that’s all "

No reason I wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle pleasing one person, I've no chance with two.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Too far to travel for a pint

He doesn't like lunatics

Ghandi would get jealous "

What

Also Kai ,I saw that FU

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Too hairy

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I struggle pleasing one person, I've no chance with two. "

Doesn't like women,we could get food though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I struggle pleasing one person, I've no chance with two.

Doesn't like women,we could get food though"

Nope...... I can't think of a reason.

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Wrong gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too young

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't meet people any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wont meet people

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"She wont meet people "

Can’t think of a reason not too

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"She wont meet people

Can’t think of a reason not too "

I see family when I go to Norwich. And don't eat dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wont eat dick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"He wont eat dick"

I don't have a TV licence

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"He wont eat dick

I don't have a TV licence "

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"He wont eat dick

I don't have a TV licence

"

Would cum too quickly

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I dont have a visa for Sexville

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

His beard looks better than mine

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"His beard looks better than mine "

I possibly own more Star Wars underwear than she does x

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I Don't like star wars

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I Don't like star wars "

Because he doesn't like Star Wars.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I Don't like star wars

Because he doesn't like Star Wars. "

I don't have any blue underwear

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear "

The whiskers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far "

Appears not to own any clothes

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear

The whiskers "

Ummm it's Jennie! I've never been so indecisive over something for the same reason as a pro and a con!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear

The whiskers "

They may be scary

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear

The whiskers

They may be scary "

Wants me smothered in big macs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear

The whiskers

They may be scary

Wants me smothered in big macs"

No, it was a McFlurry drizzled over your rude bits

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Doesn’t have the full rainbow of underwear

The whiskers

They may be scary

Wants me smothered in big macs"

Won’t dip his dick in a mcflurry

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Penis is bigger than mine

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

He likes travelodges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's taller than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's taller than me "

Too easily scared

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"She's taller than me "

Because the land of boo sounds rather ghostly and quiet scary.

The mr

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"She's taller than me

Too easily scared"

She’d keep me forever

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Jennie keeps her in the cupboard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Jennie keeps her in the cupboard "

Because she won't let me play with her boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie keeps her in the cupboard

Because she won't let me play with her boobs. "

Won't buy me cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie keeps her in the cupboard

Because she won't let me play with her boobs. "

They are straight! I can't engage in friendly fire!

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Because they’re not straight not interested in friendly fire

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"She's taller than me

Because the land of boo sounds rather ghostly and quiet scary.

The mr "

Sounds like a interesting place to me!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"She's taller than me

Because the land of boo sounds rather ghostly and quiet scary.

The mr

Sounds like a interesting place to me!"

I'm a fantasist

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"She's taller than me

Because the land of boo sounds rather ghostly and quiet scary.

The mr

Sounds like a interesting place to me!

I'm a fantasist"

Purely geographical

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"She's taller than me

Because the land of boo sounds rather ghostly and quiet scary.

The mr

Sounds like a interesting place to me!

I'm a fantasist

Purely geographical "

Because I’d be arrested for stealing all of her lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's taller than me

Because the land of boo sounds rather ghostly and quiet scary.

The mr

Sounds like a interesting place to me!

I'm a fantasist

Purely geographical

Because I’d be arrested for stealing all of her lingerie "

Because they're on the opposite side of the country

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Because i dont have a wish to

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

He doesn't like cake

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Shes gorgeous

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

She didn't say yes!

Gbat

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"She didn't say yes!

Gbat "

Too far

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Too far

Mrs

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Too far

Mrs "

Distance

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Too far

Mrs

Distance "

Too much penis

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Needs to move north of the border!

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By *icecock7Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would but too old

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m outside of her acceptable age range

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 13:56:56]

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I’m outside of her acceptable age range"

Sydney University could be watching

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I don’t do couples

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Needs to move north of the border! "

Too far!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I don’t do couples "

No reason - apart from distance

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I don’t do couples "

I don't do women

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!"

To needy

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"I don’t do couples "

Not too far!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!"

Too cocky!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!

Too cocky!"

He’s sexier than me and would steal all the limelight

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!

Too cocky!"

He'd make me dribble down my chin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because his tan lines are better than mine

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!

Too cocky!

He'd make me dribble down my chin! "

Shed make me dribble down my inner thigh

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!

Too cocky!

He'd make me dribble down my chin!

Shed make me dribble down my inner thigh "

Because he owns more than one hat

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!

Too cocky!

He'd make me dribble down my chin!

Shed make me dribble down my inner thigh

Because he owns more than one hat "

Out of my league!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Too far and I don't understand Scottish accent

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Needs to move north of the border!

Too far!

Too cocky!

He'd make me dribble down my chin!

Shed make me dribble down my inner thigh

Because he owns more than one hat "

Because she lives in Sotland and Ian way down south!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Too far and I don't understand Scottish accent "

Skips leg day

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]"

I don't drink coffee

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

I don't drink coffee "

Too far - all the hot people are

Mrs

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

I don't drink coffee

Too far - all the hot people are

Mrs "

This…. And I’d say there too hot for me…

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

I don't drink coffee

Too far - all the hot people are

Mrs

This…. And I’d say there too hot for me…"

Hasent really got a fuck monkey

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:13:23]

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

I don't drink coffee

Too far - all the hot people are

Mrs

This…. And I’d say there too hot for me…

Hasent really got a fuck monkey "

You’ve never asked….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

I don't drink coffee

Too far - all the hot people are

Mrs

This…. And I’d say there too hot for me…

Hasent really got a fuck monkey

You’ve never asked…."

And his male….

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 14:07:12]

I don't drink coffee

Too far - all the hot people are

Mrs

This…. And I’d say there too hot for me…

Hasent really got a fuck monkey

You’ve never asked….

And his male…."

Has a fuck monkey

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Only coz I’ve completely lost my mind

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Seeks fun and I’m rather dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeks fun and I’m rather dull "
because she doesn't want me

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Just one to many sausages for me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Just one to many sausages for me "

Doesn't like sausages

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

Can’t make his mind up where his location is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t make his mind up where his location is "

Its complicated

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Bollocks are bigger than mine

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Has a bollock fetish

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