FabSwingers.com forum: Best status

By *asty tatsy OP Man
over a year ago

london

What’s the best status on your local updates this morning

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any local updates.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

A woman saying her body is better at 59 than most women in their 20s.

To be fair to her, she ain't wrong.

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By *asty tatsy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"My one!

It’s the truth that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a thick dick to fill me"

Why doesn't she say how she really feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any local updates."

Yours is pretty funny TBF!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"A woman saying her body is better at 59 than most women in their 20s.

To be fair to her, she ain't wrong."

She was a bit ruder in her phrasing than that

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Someone is having breakfast in bed, that sounds nice.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't have any local updates.

Yours is pretty funny TBF!

Don't encourage her

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The latest one near me just says “Chat???”

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By *asty tatsy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?""

There’s a few winners in there

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"If you worked at Bristol airport hit me up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's off to the beach

Someone's bored

Someone's wearing a black pvc maids dress

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"

There’s a few winners in there

It's an endless source of entertainment.

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By *asty tatsy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"

There’s a few winners in there

It's an endless source of entertainment. "

I do enjoy going through the local updates

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

It would appear that the schools are back today so lots of joyous Mum's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to say mine

The only way some people on here will ever get laid …. is if they crawl up a chickens arse and wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

They’re all dull and say the same thing.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Someone on about the joys of dogging

Someone who's glad everyone enjoyed their new video and will try to get through all the messages.

Someone who thinks Fab isn't like a Mensa meeting (they're not wrong)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring couples begging it

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"A woman saying her body is better at 59 than most women in their 20s.

To be fair to her, she ain't wrong.

She was a bit ruder in her phrasing than that

She on your hotlist?

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Not ours… yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy is aching to be eaten"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"

There’s a few winners in there

It's an endless source of entertainment.

I do enjoy going through the local updates

I think we should be allowed to swap, so I can see your locals and you mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the best status on your local updates this morning

None of them, they’re all sh*t.

Mods.- this is a joke, they’re not, I’ve not even looked.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Not ours… yet

Oh great on my wankless marathon you pop up...

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Best place for used items they need a clear out. Not sure if this is based upon toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting unfortunately.

2 separate single guys looking to meet today.

A couple looking to meet today.

A single guy simply saying 'tedious'

And another single guys asking if anyone fancies a few weekend away in a luxury cabin with a hot tub

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Van fun or fun in the woods! X

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By *asty tatsy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"

There’s a few winners in there

It's an endless source of entertainment.

I do enjoy going through the local updates

I think we should be allowed to swap, so I can see your locals and you mine. "

That would be brilliant to be fair you’d get a fright

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“ unavailable this week due to camping”

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go""

I'm in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I coundnt give a shit

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go""

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her."

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go""
and you replied to both?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born. "

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Let's see, for someone its wear your buttplug to work day. Someone is phoning in sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman saying her body is better at 59 than most women in their 20s.

To be fair to her, she ain't wrong."

She is ever so confident (but scares the shit out of me)

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"A woman saying her body is better at 59 than most women in their 20s.

To be fair to her, she ain't wrong.

She is ever so confident (but scares the shit out of me)"

I love people like that!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"and you replied to both?

Naturally, there's a few more gems in there so I'm covering all bases

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

It was news to me that I hated the English as well. Everyday s a school day I suppose.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

Said like a true Irish woman!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I love a nosy around the local updates OP, this is the top 5.

Man looking for a daytime meet.

Man looking to eat pussy and empty his balls.

Man in a tiny white g-string with his bum to the camera.

Lady with huge norks out.

Man asking "any Ladies sucking today?"

There’s a few winners in there

It's an endless source of entertainment.

I do enjoy going through the local updates

I think we should be allowed to swap, so I can see your locals and you mine.

That would be brilliant to be fair you’d get a fright

The outer reaches of the Lakes District aren't for the faint hearted.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

Said like a true Irish woman! "

She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this...

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

Said like a true Irish woman!

She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this..."

Simmer down boys, I will fight

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

Said like a true Irish woman!

She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this...

Simmer down boys, I will fight

Put the claws away em

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Hmmm torn between "This is shit unless you have money or contacts you will not get a reply"

"Fuck now ,any hole,any sex, let's go"

The Irish, ladies and gentlemen!

I don't believe she's Irish. I understand her.

Oh she is Irish. The hate for the English can be nothing other than Irish born.

That's true but then theres still hints of take me now...it all gets quite confusing

Excuse me

I'm southern Irish and from Tipperary so that's why I'm easy to understand.

I don't hate the English,I just take enjoyment out of being a dickhead from time to time

And also ,shut up the two of ye

Said like a true Irish woman!

She wants to be the filling in a sandwich is what I'm reading from this...

Simmer down boys, I will fight

Put the claws away em "

They're not even out yet Ghandi

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I shit you not… i quote…

‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’

I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit you not… i quote…

‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’

I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered

So, did you?

We need to know

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I find the juxtaposition of status and profile to be the most interesting thing about local updates.

You see a beautifully crafted, literate and appealing profile, let down by a status that looks like a well endowed spider was dragging its meat across the keyboard.

However today's beauty is:

"Theres a few on here that claim to know me they were talking shit,OK the deal is if anyone on here actually does know me we will fuck bareback allnigt"

The profile text?

Fill in later.

So if you are psychic, a stalker or a hacker, you are guaranteed a fuck? Because with no pics and 3 words, you'd have to be pretty amazing / lucky to guess if it was someone you knew.

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By *asty tatsy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I shit you not… i quote…

‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’

I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered

I’m even curious about this

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I shit you not… i quote…

‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’

I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered

So, did you?

We need to know "

Lol sorry to keep you waiting. I did not

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"I shit you not… i quote…

‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’

I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered

Well I'm curious !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit you not… i quote…

‘On my way to Hull to shag a black e***rt with huge tits, but I’d rather be seeing someone on here, like Rosie Pumpkin. If she sees this, contact me’

I honestly don’t know whether I’m appalled, curious, or flattered

Well…..that’s definitely one thing to see upon waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ i’m curvy and have 34G boobs “

Hilarious!

Only i will understand this.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Yesterday was quite good for updates.

At 12pm a woman was bemoaning the bad behaviour of men and their approach to meets

At 1pm a man was stating that the aforementioned woman had ghosted him just before a meet and blocked him and could someone please tell her to contact him

!!!!!

Only wish I knew more

It's the drama Mick. I just love it.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"Not ours… yet

Oh great on my wankless marathon you pop up..."

Hello to you too…

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Today we have

Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)

Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.

Someone looking to hook up in Hisorunu. I always feel for people when they're away but there status is posted hundreds of miles away. Do you have to change your postcode to stop that happening ? Anyway I digress.

Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.

There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.

Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today we have

Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)

Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.

Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.

There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.

Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual. "

I love how you have become so used to seeing the local toilet guy’s status it becomes odd that you can’t see it. Brilliantly

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

.. "Well that was a very naughty and erotic weekend in the campervan xxx"

Love to be a fly on the wall….

I’ve even got a potential meet due to others status update…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're usually pretty boring in this part of the country lol. But today ....

'Not sure being able to conceal a can of drink or shampoo bottle in your pussy is a turn on for me! Each to their own though!'

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

".. "Well that was a very naughty and erotic weekend in the campervan xxx"

Love to be a fly on the wall….

I’ve even got a potential meet due to others status update….."

Well that is good to hear !

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Today we have

Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)

Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.

Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.

There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.

Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual.

I love how you have become so used to seeing the local toilet guy’s status it becomes odd that you can’t see it. Brilliantly

I know ! I'm actually a little worried about him now. I do hope he's okay. Perhaps it was a heavy weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was also this...

'I don't think people on this site have a sense of humour anymore'

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Someone said "message me if you can suck dick properly not lie and cap"

Someone else said "where the bad b's at"

Someone also said " definitely you girls should blame McDonalds"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Tongue drill me, like your licking out a pudding pot"

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

" When the baby sleeps.. and it's mr' birthday.. mm what naughty gift shall I give him tonight *?\?0?/?* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today we have

Looking for someone to fuck the gf in the morning mmf - (single male profile)

Lots and lots of people looking to meet this week in one way or another. I hope they find each other.

Still lots of pictures and posts from saturday nights Pleasures glow party being shared which is nice.

There's a glory hole open in Maidstone.

Which is lucky because the guy that's regularly sucking cock in a variety of our local public toilets ( put hand under door to signal sucking) doesn't appear to be available today which is unusual.

I love how you have become so used to seeing the local toilet guy’s status it becomes odd that you can’t see it. Brilliantly

I know ! I'm actually a little worried about him now. I do hope he's okay. Perhaps it was a heavy weekend.

Busy pub could have gave him his fill. Who knows but wish him well all the same

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"They're usually pretty boring in this part of the country lol. But today ....

'Not sure being able to conceal a can of drink or shampoo bottle in your pussy is a turn on for me! Each to their own though!'

As long as its not hairspray or spray on deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All dressed now in my diamond bodystocking working from home in my new red heels

Any boys wanna come over and add to the cumshot. Enjoy the video boys”

Apparently one person is very glittery the other is very….well wet

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

".. "Well that was a very naughty and erotic weekend in the campervan xxx"

Love to be a fly on the wall….

I’ve even got a potential meet due to others status update…..

Well that is good to hear !"

Thank you….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I want a thick dick to fill me"

Why doesn't she say how she really feels

Got a mate called Richard who is a bit of a window licker, she might be in luck.

Also how do you get Dick from Richard?

Ask nicely of course!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Someone wants to know who has a hot tub

Guy of a couple is cum! No idea

Someone's complaining about judgements

Pretty quiet really

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Someone wants to know who has a hot tub

Guy of a couple is cum! No idea

Someone's complaining about judgements

Pretty quiet really "

Oh and someone saying thanks to all the guys who came to her gloryhole!

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