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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wank and shower

Or

Shower and wank

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Wank in the shower? Problem solved lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Is this another anagram game?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Surely that's a choice rather than a mystery ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wank in the shower? Problem solved lol"

Could get sticky.

Don’t mix cum and water …. I repeat do not mix cum and water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this another anagram game?"

If only …

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 20/08/23 22:21:19]

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My anagram autocorrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a comfortable wank then a shower. It doesnt matter how bad it stinks when your having a tug. Plus you can wash your silicone masturbator in the showewr when your done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op are you gonna admit to the lack of anagram last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank in the shower, then when the spunk hits the tray pop your knob between your legs and run out screaming 'Jellyfish'

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wank in the shower, then when the spunk hits the tray pop your knob between your legs and run out screaming 'Jellyfish'"

Whilst solving an anagram, perhaps?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are not talking about the anagram here. It will kill this thread.

You don’t wanna know the hate I am getting in my DMs for it , let alone the tail end of that thread was just rotting evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank then shower every time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ever used the shower head as a toy?

Shower heads come with multi function useage.

Saying no more. Woman never tells

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is this another anagram game?"

Please, don't.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Did Brucey make a new account?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"We are not talking about the anagram here. It will kill this thread.

You don’t wanna know the hate I am getting in my DMs for it , let alone the tail end of that thread was just rotting evil."

You're the evil one, leaving us hanging

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Wank in the shower? Problem solved lol

Could get sticky.

Don’t mix cum and water …. I repeat do not mix cum and water. "

Unless saliva and then you're fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wank in the shower? Problem solved lol

Could get sticky.

Don’t mix cum and water …. I repeat do not mix cum and water.

Unless saliva and then you're fine "

Now that’s another life’s mystery!! Why doesn’t cum coagulate in saliva like it does in water!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wank in the shower? Problem solved lol

Could get sticky.

Don’t mix cum and water …. I repeat do not mix cum and water.

Unless saliva and then you're fine

Now that’s another life’s mystery!! Why doesn’t cum coagulate in saliva like it does in water!!"

Saliva contains enzymes and is closer in temp to cum. When cum hits warm shower water, the proteins responsible for keeping the cum at the right consistency get washed away and what's left turns to a blob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank in the shower? Problem solved lol

Could get sticky.

Don’t mix cum and water …. I repeat do not mix cum and water.

Unless saliva and then you're fine

Now that’s another life’s mystery!! Why doesn’t cum coagulate in saliva like it does in water!!

Saliva contains enzymes and is closer in temp to cum. When cum hits warm shower water, the proteins responsible for keeping the cum at the right consistency get washed away and what's left turns to a blob. "

This is the sort of information I needed to be taught in school.

Algebra who

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Shower, Wank and then Regret.

I call it the Show'Wank Redemption.

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