FabSwingers.com forum: ••— Croissants and Ketchup

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oh the horror

Are they still a friend?

Pass me the smelling salts

(But no - they do not belong together)

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Ketchup is evil

it definitely does not belong on crossiant's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strike this individual's details from your Filofax™ forthwith

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

That is a crime against food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*former dear friend if that was me Nero

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"*former dear friend if that was me Nero

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I'm with you there, Joe. With you all the way on the boulevard of friendships.

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By *umbrian78Man
over a year ago

Ulverston

Wrong & unfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah that’s not a standard combo

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You need to dump your friend. Sorry to say but they’re a psychopath.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the ketchup squeezed on the top?

Or was the croissant cut and ketchup in the middle?

Or maybe used as a dip.

Either way all very wrong.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Why does it matter? It's all getting mixed up in the digestive system anyway! So, I say, let them enjoy it the way they like.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Was it at least some sort of gourmet ketchup farmed by virgins who sing lullabies to the tomatoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god that's disgusting. I am very upset at the thought of a lovely flaky croissant being dipped into ketchup.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend."

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….

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over a year ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Was it Heinz ketchup?

Have you never tried bratwurst in a croissant?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage…."

Exactly! You can add the sausage too.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage…."

Which is also a crime!!!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Strike this individual's details from your Filofax™ forthwith"

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They are yesterday's jam, my dear. Gone and forgotten.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

This is not ok.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"You need to dump your friend. Sorry to say but they’re a psychopath.

The mr "

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Rest assured they are on the psycho-Path of no return...

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….

Exactly! You can add the sausage too."

Naughty thought Nanna….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….

Which is also a crime!!!"

And what’s your sauce of choice….

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.

Just saying like.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.

Just saying like.

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This is...sort of... acceptable...ish.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Add Cheese and ham and that's a winner

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Ketchup is evil

it definitely does not belong on crossiant's. "

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I wonder what the French have to say about this!?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….

Which is also a crime!!!

And what’s your sauce of choice….

Not ketchup. Sausage rolls don’t require saucing.

Besides I’m saucy enough (Badum chhhh)

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend.

It’s just like a sausage roll with out the sausage….

Which is also a crime!!!

And what’s your sauce of choice….

Not ketchup. Sausage rolls don’t require saucing.

Besides I’m saucy enough (Badum chhhh)"

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Wait whaaaaaaat?

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

If that's a female friend: are they pregnant, by any chance?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m so confused by the logistics of this. How was the ketchup applied to the croissants? Or did the photograph just show them in close proximity and leave the rest to your imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry for your loss, Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to bin the crossaints and the friendship.

Thats just wrong!

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

"This morning a dear friend of mine sent me a photograph of their breakfast: croissants and ketchup.

Rest assured that two things are currently playing in my mind:

· my confirmation that these two things do not go together.

· evaluating the viability of keeping this friend."

When I saw in M&S food loads of different things made of Marmite & Cheese I subconsciously screwed my face up in aghast

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By *eturn of curiouscpleCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

When I'm out n about grabbing a quick bite to eat in a caff type place, I have to use menu's to hide the sauce sachets and squeezy relish etc bottles from view. Yuk

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.

Just saying like.

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This is...sort of... acceptable...ish."

I'm very late, so you may have already declared your "friend" persona non grata, but I came to say something similar.

If your friend was eating one of Pret's divine ham and mozzarella croissants, I could just imagine a splodge of ketchup would work there...a glimmer of hope if you want to make this a yellow rather than red card offence!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Croissants cut in half with butter and crispy bacon and Tommy sauce is amazing as is a hot croissant with cheese and ham inside and melted cheese on top.

Just saying like.

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This is...sort of... acceptable...ish.

I'm very late, so you may have already declared your "friend" persona non grata, but I came to say something similar.

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I would never give you a red card, YOLO.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wagyu steak, medium rare, with ketchup, American mustard, and mayo?

Is that worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feral behaviour

Mrs C

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm more concerned with how someone pronounces croissant.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Wagyu steak, medium rare, with ketchup, American mustard, and mayo?

Is that worse?"

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Did you take a wrong turn in the Fab Corridor? This is about croissants and ketchup; 'not steak!

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