FabSwingers.com forum: Advice Please

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

My advice is to provide context when asking for advice

Also, brush twice a day for pearly whites

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My advice is to provide context when asking for advice

Also, brush twice a day for pearly whites"

Those are both sound. Thanks

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"My advice is to provide context when asking for advice

Also, brush twice a day for pearly whites

Those are both sound. Thanks "

Glad to be of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you aren't in bed by 10pm, you might as well go home.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Cup of water when wake up in the morning

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you aren't in bed by 10pm, you might as well go home. "

I've been known to hang on till 11...... maybe you are right

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Never eat yellow snow....or brown

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Don't be a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a man who's collar doesnt match the rest of his shirt

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never eat yellow snow....or brown

Not brown what ?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Eat bananas before going to sleep for morning glory

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

If you don't want to wake up with a smelly finger, don't go to sleep with an itchy arse.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Buy a whole chicken from the butcher and get them to cut it up for you. Miles better value and quality

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you have a bad cough then take laxatives, you’ll be too afraid to cough then

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't eat yellow snow.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Never eat yellow snow....or brown

Not brown what ?"

Brown snow, my dogs make it

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Nobody ever listens to my advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody ever listens to my advice "

My advice is 'Listen to WellInever70'

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Nobody ever listens to my advice "

My advice: do not listen to this lady’s advice

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Nobody ever listens to my advice

My advice: do not listen to this lady’s advice "

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Soak yourself in a hot bath and then get straight back on there.

You’ll have to just push harder and in future eat more fruit.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Always wipe front to back.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Only listen to advice that confirms what you wanted to hear.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

I’m the words of Michael Hutchence:

“Never forget the safe word”

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Try a club or a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only listen to advice that confirms what you wanted to hear.

Never try out a new harness alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay attention and listen but most advice goes unheard

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't trust man who left alone in

Room with teapot with tea cosy over it who does put it on his head .

This of course only makes sence to the oldies here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not let the fab forumites give advice it is all false. Never know what they on about

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Ware sunscreen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still wear covid glasses. You never know who you going to meet especially on screen.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Never give more than you can afford to lose.

(Time, money or emotion)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Never and I mean ever, arrange to meet on the 30th February

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

My advice is. Good luck and prepare yourself.

You are fucked. That's the best I can do.

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area

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Never trust a politician

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"My advice is. Good luck and prepare yourself.

You are fucked. That's the best I can do. "

One of my favourite accounts on insta is called Disappointing Affirmations. I suspect you will like it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"My advice is. Good luck and prepare yourself.

You are fucked. That's the best I can do.

One of my favourite accounts on insta is called Disappointing Affirmations. I suspect you will like it.

Eg.

Things didn't work out for a reason. The reason is you fucked up.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If it looks funky it probably tastes funky

Tinder

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My advice to myself is don't listen to the advice above....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"My advice is. Good luck and prepare yourself.

You are fucked. That's the best I can do.

One of my favourite accounts on insta is called Disappointing Affirmations. I suspect you will like it.

Eg.

Things didn't work out for a reason. The reason is you fucked up. "

In!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Use diced carrot in curry.

They pop in your mouth

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My advice to myself is don't listen to the advice above.... "

No...listen to the voice of wisdom and reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck on a penis.

They pop in your mouth

That's my girl

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My advice to myself is don't listen to the advice above....

No...listen to the voice of wisdom and reason."

Eamon Holmes ?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Never and I mean ever, arrange to meet on the 30th February"

Then why did you promise to meet me then your not one them lead them on let down type are you .I'd my heart set on that date.I was hopeing you wear your boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss in the wind

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't piss in the wind"

Don't throw a kipper up the mersey tunnel

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop. "

I like getting off at Central and walking up to Balls Road for the Art Gallery .... lovely place. Nice n quiet. Nice quadrangle and cafe...

I do run past the pyramids tho ....

Always someone 'selling' in cars on the carriageway. They scare lil ole me.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop. "

Don't go by train there phantom knob grabber still at large the investigation on going.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop.

Don't go by train there phantom knob grabber still at large the investigation on going."

I think that's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get the train pissed

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don’t get the train pissed "

I only ever buy my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t get the train pissed

I only ever buy my own"

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Live for the day,

Laugh often,

Lube before anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! (sound advice from Billy Connolly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

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put pics up you'll do better

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

".put pics up you'll do better

Good advice! Everyone should have pics up !

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

".put pics up you'll do better

Good advice! Everyone should have pics up !"
thank you I'll try harder next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop.

Don't go by train there phantom knob grabber still at large the investigation on going.

I think that's me"

Well your name had been put in the frame. I was hopeing to interview you down at the station . that's two confession now you and wonko

But if we don't find the true culprit wonko going down for it .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop.

Don't go by train there phantom knob grabber still at large the investigation on going.

I think that's me

Well your name had been put in the frame. I was hopeing to interview you down at the station . that's two confession now you and wonko

But if we don't find the true culprit wonko going down for it ."

Im happy for Wonko to take the rap

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Never go to Birkenhead.

Unless you have to pass through, and if you do, run! And don't stop.

Don't go by train there phantom knob grabber still at large the investigation on going.

I think that's me

Well your name had been put in the frame. I was hopeing to interview you down at the station . that's two confession now you and wonko

But if we don't find the true culprit wonko going down for it .

Im happy for Wonko to take the rap "

I'm sure you would and we are underpresser to solve the case but I was hope at least to be able to take down your particular but find myself unable to access your profile so a face to face down at the station is need .I'll send a car for you .

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

That made me laugh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

That made me laugh

I laugh louder in your general direction !

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

That made me laugh

Are you arsurting madam that dominants make weird noises .having

Look at your profile pics I can see why your not meeting you obviously have your hands full .and doing blood good job too .I might add

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't always believe what comes out of your mouth unless you're being sick

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Never rub another man’s rhubarb

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Always wipe from front to back, Granny

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Never put your fingers in delicate places after chopping chillies. Even if you have washed your hands.

It won't end well. At all.

MrsAbz

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