FabSwingers.com forum: Crimes against food

By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Ketchup on bolognese

Ice in beer

Syrup on bacon

What’s the worst that you’ve seen and can you defend them?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If it's not poison and no one's forcing anyone to eat it, crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Gravy on a steak salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible "

Nooooo Jennie I love rocket, its so peppery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syrup on bacon was lovely until I stopped eating meat

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The biggest crime against food I notice is people deliberately serving large portions knowing it won't get eaten, then throwing it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Nooooo Jennie I love rocket, its so peppery "

Its not though!

It tastes like the smell of burning tyres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer your question, the biggest crime against food is a chef who clearly can't cook, we've all seen pink chicken or overcooked pasta, they are crimes

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Pineapple on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maple syrup belongs on bacon

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"To answer your question, the biggest crime against food is a chef who clearly can't cook, we've all seen pink chicken or overcooked pasta, they are crimes"

My advice: never trust a skinny chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on pizza"

Love this too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Crimes agaisnt food for me are :-

Those disgusting glorified hardly any cheese on smeared in ketchup bread bases known as pizza here but puzzled over by weeping Italians

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Maple syrup belongs on bacon "

To be fair, I tried Tim Horton’s for the first time this week and this is exactly what I ordered with pancakes. I can see the appeal

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Ketchup on bolognese

Ice in beer

Syrup on bacon

What’s the worst that you’ve seen and can you defend them?"

Ask Ramsey....Its a FUCKING shambles....in the words of Peter Kaye Garlic bread, cheese cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on pizza

Love this too"

Absolutely love pineapple on pizza, with tuna

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible "

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander. "

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?"

Yes!

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

Yes!"

My deepest sympathies

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Nuts in puddings....just evil

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

Yes!"

So doing curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilled Guinness or any stout, although I don't drink now as a 'rule'.

Scones with the cream put on before the jam.

Fried eggs with overcooked solid yolks.

Cheese on toast without the toast being buttered first.

Cheese/Burgers with the buns over toasted, they must be soft!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Ketchup on bolognese

Ice in beer

Syrup on bacon

What’s the worst that you’ve seen and can you defend them?"

Have to argue with syrup on bacon!!

I would have agreed but years ago I was on a rugby tour in Canada and the family I was staying with surved pancakes and bacon with little fried potatoes things for breakfast, so when in Rome..... Wether it was the type of bacon or the fact it was proper maple syrup I'm not sure... But all I can say is my mouth still Waters to this day and when ever I can I gorge myself with it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

Yes!"

I am too.

You're most welcome to it. Just don't make me eat it.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander. "

Coriander and pubic hair have 1 thing in common....... Yep you push them both aside before you eat.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Cucumber.

That's it, just cucumber.

Cucumber isn't a foodstuff. If there's absolutely nothing else available it's just about possible to use it as a sex toy, but really the world would be better if all cucumber fields were napalmed.

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Agreed with cucumber, yuk!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

Yes!

So doing curry

I'm not eating anything with coriander on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

Yes!

So doing curry

I'm not eating anything with coriander on it! "

*rapidly removes all corriander from knickers *

What?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Croissants with ketchup

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Croissants with ketchup

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Avocado on toast.

In fact avocado full stop.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Rocket with anything.

Indefensible

Horrid stuff. Also, coriander.

Are you one of those people that get the taste of soap when they eat coriander?

Yes!

So doing curry

I'm not eating anything with coriander on it!

*rapidly removes all corriander from knickers *

What? "

*runs post haste from the strange coriander conspiracy that's been uncovered lurking in the forums*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Couscous with anything

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tripe

Anything that is a processed version of a natural food (e.g. cheese, meat, etc,)

And although it's a drink I'd like to include instant coffee too.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Avocado on toast.

In fact avocado full stop.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Ketchup on anything, it's just gross.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Cucumber.

That's it, just cucumber.

Cucumber isn't a foodstuff. If there's absolutely nothing else available it's just about possible to use it as a sex toy, but really the world would be better if all cucumber fields were napalmed."

I may not agree with your methods, but you are clearly a person of conviction and action

Have you ever considered running for Parliament?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The mrs put either red sauce or Mayo on everything, sometimes both. Good job she’s fit.

The mr

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m in with the coriander brigade

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough

Any beef or steak done more than medium rare.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Pineapple on pizza"

But I love pineapple on pizza

not ham though…

J x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Avocado on toast.

In fact avocado full stop.

I know..... it's divine. My fave breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo on anything

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Mayo on anything

Yes. Bleurgh.

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