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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry gimme a sec...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are in a hot air balloon way above the sea... But it's punctured and going down fast.

With you in the balloon is Richard Madley, some sexy MILF and Piers Morgan.

Also on board is a large dildo, 5 bags of sand, a water pistol, a baseball bat and a parachute.

Madley and Piers' seem fascinated with the large dildo but also keep slyly eyeing up the parachute... The MILF seems more interested in the girth of the baseball bat than the dildo and keeps stroking it saying:

"I wanna play".

How do you get escape alive from this unfortunate situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madeley and Morgan can produce so much hot air that I’m sure they could keep the canopy inflated ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Madeley and Morgan can produce so much hot air that I’m sure they could keep the canopy inflated ..

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LOLOLOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Madeley and Morgan can produce so much hot air that I’m sure they could keep the canopy inflated ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plf landing as the balloon decelerates. Problem solved.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

To wake up from this hideous nightmare seems the only escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are in a hot air balloon way above the sea... But it's punctured and going down fast.

With you in the balloon is Richard Madley, some sexy MILF and Piers Morgan.

Also on board is a large dildo, 5 bags of sand, a water pistol, a baseball bat and a parachute.

Madley and Piers' seem fascinated with the large dildo but also keep slyly eyeing up the parachute... The MILF seems more interested in the girth of the baseball bat than the dildo and keeps stroking it saying:

"I wanna play".

How do you get escape alive from this unfortunate situation? "

Obviusly you plug the hot air leak with the bat. Once safely landed you and the milf can have your pleasure with them both using the toy and weighing their balls down with the sand bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat Madley and Morgan to death with the baseball bat and ...then...I dunno, I haven't worked out the rest yet....

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beat Madley and Morgan to death with the baseball bat and ...then...I dunno, I haven't worked out the rest yet...."

Well you've got the important part done...

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Riddle me this

I an 5 items of and everyday sort you'll find me all in a tennis court

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Riddle me this

I an 5 items of and everyday sort you'll find me all in a tennis court

What am I?"

I cheated and looked it up...

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Riddle me this

When a man who always lies is dead what happens to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madley’s cock is about 1000 feet. I abseil down it.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Madley’s cock is about 1000 feet. I abseil down it."

Please never mention Madley's cock again

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