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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bought some mature cheese at the local butchers the other day. They let me try a bite. Told me it was made by a local and religious Farmer.

"Cheesus Christ that's strong" I said!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Thoroughly cheesy joke! Dare you to disabrie..m

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Extra Mature for me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thoroughly cheesy joke! Dare you to disabrie..m"

I'm not disagreeing with you. Nor entering into a disabrie with you madam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

I'm only mid mature atm, message me in a few more years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some mature cheese at the local butchers the other day. They let me try a bite. Told me it was made by a local and religious Farmer.

"Cheesus Christ that's strong" I said!

Hmmm but where was this farmer sourcing this 'cheese' from???

Mature cheese you say?

Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Enough already sir.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You're crackers...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Enough already sir.

She's always been a bad influence on me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Thoroughly cheesy joke! Dare you to disabrie..m

I'm not disagreeing with you. Nor entering into a disabrie with you madam!

Lol...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

I'm only mid mature atm, message me in a few more years.

Im not mature at all never message me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought some mature cheese at the local butchers the other day. They let me try a bite. Told me it was made by a local and religious Farmer.

"Cheesus Christ that's strong" I said!

Hmmm but where was this farmer sourcing this 'cheese' from???

Mature cheese you say?

Hmmm...

Obviously from religous cows in their later years.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

I'm only mid mature atm, message me in a few more years.

Im not mature at all never message me

Ok, I promise not to. Cows honour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

Nearly got married once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooper Sharp is my favorite.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

I do things to her, she's like putty for me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

That will be that cheese

are you sure it was pasteurised

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

That will be that cheese

are you sure it was pasteurised

He thought it was meant to be Danish blue but it was actually extremely mature cheddar

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

That will be that cheese

are you sure it was pasteurised

He thought it was meant to be Danish blue but it was actually extremely mature cheddar

Dont be feeding me that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

That will be that cheese

are you sure it was pasteurised

... Yes, that's the reason. Thank you for that, I feel better now. Please carry on and goo away. Don't mind me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Extra Mature for me

Babybel

Edam

too mild

I'll spice it up for you

Ohhh I likes the sound of that

Just you wait till it hits your tongue

Sounds like a throat tickler

Happy to matchmake, but do get a room.

We matched years ago

You goddamn lucky motherfuc... It's the beard isn't it? ... I'm growing mine back pronto!

Hes my little hamster

Ok. The level of gooiness has been breached on my part, I'm Out and vomming in the loo.

That will be that cheese

are you sure it was pasteurised

He thought it was meant to be Danish blue but it was actually extremely mature cheddar

Dont be feeding me that

I got some extra special for you

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