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I’m asking what to do? … for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton


"If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

"

Have a cup of tea and a biscuit and devise a plan of action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop to IKEA and have a good browse.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Start by massaging her, then kiss and lick her exposed pussy take her the the verge of orgasm then stop, repeat at least 4 times until she’s screaming at you to slam your cock balls deep into her

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Obviously jump on the forums and ask your friends while the person you are with gets 40 winks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honesty I'd be a tad annoyed that whoever I was with was that bored they had to go on fab telling everyone.

Unless they like the attention that is....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

Have a cup of tea and a biscuit and devise a plan of action"

How’s she going to drink tea with her arms strapped ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop to IKEA and have a good browse."

Meatballs!!! Good idea!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In all honesty I'd be a tad annoyed that whoever I was with was that bored they had to go on fab telling everyone.

Unless they like the attention that is...."

Yeah, but then how would everyone know that Woody had a meet?

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In all honesty I'd be a tad annoyed that whoever I was with was that bored they had to go on fab telling everyone.

Unless they like the attention that is....

Yeah, but then how would everyone know that Woody had a meet?

J"

Hypothetically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously jump on the forums and ask your friends while the person you are with gets 40 winks "

Oh shit! … best remember to check on her now and then.

Top tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all honesty I'd be a tad annoyed that whoever I was with was that bored they had to go on fab telling everyone.

Unless they like the attention that is....

Yeah, but then how would everyone know that Woody had a meet?

J"

And who with?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton


"If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

Have a cup of tea and a biscuit and devise a plan of action

How’s she going to drink tea with her arms strapped ? "

With a straw, if you were feeling generous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start by massaging her, then kiss and lick her exposed pussy take her the the verge of orgasm then stop, repeat at least 4 times until she’s screaming at you to slam your cock balls deep into her "

In the words of George Mcfly “I’m writing it down…..this is good stuff”

One for the nerds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all honesty I'd be a tad annoyed that whoever I was with was that bored they had to go on fab telling everyone.

Unless they like the attention that is....

Yeah, but then how would everyone know that Woody had a meet?

J

Hypothetically. "

Or my friend had…..

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

"
I'd take her skatebiarding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all honesty I'd be a tad annoyed that whoever I was with was that bored they had to go on fab telling everyone.

Unless they like the attention that is....

Yeah, but then how would everyone know that Woody had a meet?

J

And who with? "

Not f’cking sherlock him a that’s for sure!!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You know in the circus when they throw knives in complete darkness?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

I mean maybe a kiss to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m going to give up, I might play Mario Kart instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to give up, I might play Mario Kart instead. "

Epic session

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan


"I’m going to give up, I might play Mario Kart instead. "

Playing a game of Mario kart against someone with their arms strapped is cheating a little, don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going to give up, I might play Mario Kart instead.

Playing a game of Mario kart against someone with their arms strapped is cheating a little, don't you think? "

Doesn’t matter. I’d beat them anyway.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is strapped up, surely its your opportunity to sit in peace and quiet and watch the footie, or maybe head out to the pub for a quick pint or two, or if she has brought her purse along, possibly get on the internet with her cards for a little shopping (of course hypothetically speaking - would never advocate the misues of someone's cards, or even browsing in their handbag)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she is strapped up, surely its your opportunity to sit in peace and quiet and watch the footie, or maybe head out to the pub for a quick pint or two, or if she has brought her purse along, possibly get on the internet with her cards for a little shopping (of course hypothetically speaking - would never advocate the misues** of someone's cards, or even browsing in their handbag) "

** misuse (remember to proof read before hitting send)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Start at her feet and work your way up, slowly. Caressing and kissing.

Make sure she’s not ticklish first in case she boots you in the face.

Also, you drawing a blank as to what to do?! I’m surprised at this Woody. Very suprised!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start at her feet and work your way up, slowly. Caressing and kissing.

Make sure she’s not ticklish first in case she boots you in the face.

Also, you drawing a blank as to what to do?! I’m surprised at this Woody. Very suprised! "

I need tips V. She could be a handful.

Also, she won’t let me near her feet …. I assume, hypothetically. Oh hypothetically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there "

6 inches of her life.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there

6 inches of her life. "

I do not have enough eye rolls for the pair of you.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there

6 inches of her life.

I do not have enough eye rolls for the pair of you."

Can borrow mine if you need to

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

"

Leave her there (with supplies obviously) and get out on my bike for a couple of hours.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you got someone in door straps, and they are wearing the hottest lingerie and her legs are looking awesome in killer heels and she’s stated that you could do whatever with her what would you do and start with?

Because she looks amazing and my mind has pulled a blank, … hypothetically.

"

You personal message masterR and he will give full instruction so your never cause in this situation again hypothetical or not .

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there

6 inches of her life.

I do not have enough eye rolls for the pair of you.

Can borrow mine if you need to"

...Do they come with the rest of you as well? If so, yes please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hope she doesn't see this

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there

6 inches of her life.

I do not have enough eye rolls for the pair of you.

Can borrow mine if you need to

...Do they come with the rest of you as well? If so, yes please "

All but the penis.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Hope she doesn't see this "

She won't if he keeps her there!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Flog her to within a inch of her life ... And go from there

6 inches of her life.

I do not have enough eye rolls for the pair of you.

Can borrow mine if you need to

...Do they come with the rest of you as well? If so, yes please

All but the penis. "

Less than ideal. But workable

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Start at her feet and work your way up, slowly. Caressing and kissing.

Make sure she’s not ticklish first in case she boots you in the face.

Also, you drawing a blank as to what to do?! I’m surprised at this Woody. Very suprised!

I need tips V. She could be a handful.

Also, she won’t let me near her feet …. I assume, hypothetically. Oh hypothetically."

Do you have a feather? Ostrich or Pigeon whichever is easiest to find. Slowly caress her with that. Gag her as she may giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope she doesn't see this

She won't if he keeps her there! "

Or at least keep her blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope she doesn't see this

She won't if he keeps her there! "

I have a spare padlock.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Hope she doesn't see this

She won't if he keeps her there!

I have a spare padlock. "

When's the next full moon? Make sure you get it back by then.

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