FabSwingers.com forum: Best first message you have had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was just thinking what is the best first message you’ve gotten? As a lot of the first messages I’ve got are just very very bad, and I think I’m bad at doing the “hey, how are you”message. So what’s the best you’ve had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your loan has been approved".

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Someone once wrote me a haiku.

It was perfect. I didn't think he noticed me at all and yes. I've received some really fantastic ones but that one was pitch perfect. Joyful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow, now that is dedication. I don’t think I’m creative enough for that!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

'My pussy need your hard juicy cock." It was from a very nice Polish lady.

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yep! You'll do"

It was written by the wife of a couple on here and she really liked my reply to a post. So I got invited over...

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Somebody sent me a joke. It was a bit of a shit joke but it made me smile. Great conversation opener.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Nothing memorable or worth repeating unfortunately but has resulted in a few people being blocked which I hate doing.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hi how are you

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

My pussy needs a seat can I use your face? To be fair it was from someone I had met in a club previously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received a lovely one recently which had a brilliant opening and then she hit me with this…..

“Damn boy….your parents did a good job”

Had me grinning like a Cheshire Cat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I received:

"Love the profile. Hilarious!

No need to reply, I've already blocked you."

And she did...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

'I'm on my way with cake'

... when a man knows, he knows

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“First message”………you crack me up!

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By *rs D.Woman
over a year ago

Tyne And Wear

Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached

Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached

Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?

What a classy gent he is.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"'I'm on my way with cake'

... when a man knows, he knows

"
Cake and cream pie on delivery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab book of first and last messages

Will this cock do?

With a display of cock pics..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“You have a message about your ticket.”

From the National Lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, how’s you

Ohh sorry it’s just imprinted in my brain I get that many starting like this

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

"Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached

Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?

That's shocking. Shouldn't it be You're instead of Your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just received this message 5 minutes ago with a very graphic pic attached

Your Next... I think your mouth should be the next one round my cock. Do you think you could suck it as well as this pretty little slut?

You're welcome

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Got one only the other week

But you wouldn't believe it.and I'm not going to tell you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None really just generic messages that men send to loads women on here most don't bother to read profile or try get to know you as person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones. "

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

Sends.

Me.

Crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

Sends.

Me.

Crazy."
your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

Sends.

Me.

Crazy."

Explains a lot.

Sorry about that.

No. I'm not. Ever.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Yesterday I received:

"Love the profile. Hilarious!

No need to reply, I've already blocked you."

And she did...

"
lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Can’t call it the ‘best”, but memorable for all the wrong reasons;

Wank/suck fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

Sends.

Me.

Crazy.your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao"

And good morning to you sunshine!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

Sends.

Me.

Crazy.your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao"

Can confirm she is crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones.

What about so aloof they don't even bother

Must be like cat nip to you.

Sends.

Me.

Crazy.your account looks fake to me and you probably already crazy lmao"

Green flag

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By *ance_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 21/08/23 08:13:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from “ Breed me Daddy “

The best one so far was “ I’ve contacted Spotify as they seem to have the charts wrong this week …. You definitely are the hottest single “

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"'I'm on my way with cake'

... when a man knows, he knows

Cake and cream pie on delivery lol"

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By *ance_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"If they compliment me in the first line I don't even read the rest.

I like the aloof ones. "

Where do the none aloof guys message you?

Oh damn I can’t message you as I’m too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here. "

This is the problem with a thread like this. Men won’t want to share what works for them in case someone else tries it. Women won’t want to share what works because then everyone will do it. Instead people would rather share why doesn’t work and complain things don’t change. Hmmm…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here.

Do you honestly think it's just a case of what you write that gets you anywhere on here?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I have had a couple of awesome ones but I am too discreet to actually write them on here.

DM me for the password that gets any woman ready to pounce like a lioness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my singles account but thanks for looking out for us

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"That's my singles account but thanks for looking out for us

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

To which the mrs replied F.

She got bored around T, but that guy must really like the alphabet because he said nothing else. I wonder sometimes if he’s still sat waiting for the next letter to appear in his inbox.

The mr

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"E.

To which the mrs replied F.

She got bored around T, but that guy must really like the alphabet because he said nothing else. I wonder sometimes if he’s still sat waiting for the next letter to appear in his inbox.

The mr "

Suave fucking bastard

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Best message I got was this evening made myday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's my singles account but thanks for looking out for us

D."

I wish there was a middle finger emoticon.

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

We are in room 503 hurry up

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