FabSwingers.com forum: Can you believe he's left?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

How come you're not going with him on his fortnight's break

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

I'm probably just his best shag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How come you're not going with him on his fortnight's break "

The country t3rr0rist watch said no so I have to stay at home

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over a year ago

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Better he been in shape when arrives

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

I'm probably just his best shag.

Maybe his best friend is also that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come you're not going with him on his fortnight's break

The country t3rr0rist watch said no so I have to stay at home

Weeell...

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

List the things you can enjoy..( if you dont already

Like ...

Star fish in the bed...

Leaving the wet patch on his side.

Eat pringles in bed

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

I'm probably just his best shag.

Maybe his best friend is also that?

I think I need to ring him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man free, sounds like heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man free, sounds like heaven. "

I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man free, sounds like heaven.

I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner

You said that like it's a bad thing?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

So when does the party start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man free, sounds like heaven. "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man free, sounds like heaven.

I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner

You said that like it's a bad thing?"

I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Better than him being right tho id guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man free, sounds like heaven.

I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner

You said that like it's a bad thing?

I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup

I'm an awesome cook. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man free, sounds like heaven.

I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner

You said that like it's a bad thing?

I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup

I'm an awesome cook. Just saying."

I'll drive for you now. Send me your cave address

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?"

No, he can do what he wants without asking me

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Think about how many books you can read in two weeks with no di(ck)stractions

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Man free, sounds like heaven.

I don't know. I'm having pasta and cheese for dinner

You said that like it's a bad thing?

I could have been having steak, or pork, or a homemade soup

I'm an awesome cock. Just saying."

She is that.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you been burning his steak?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?

No, he can do what he wants without asking me

Leave the toilet seat up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?

No, he can do what he wants without asking me

Leave the toilet seat up?"

That’s going a bit far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up?"

No wonder you're called Bad Nanna

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

I'm probably just his best shag.

F"
not even that maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can’t blame him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really can’t blame him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?

No, he can do what he wants without asking me

Absolutely NO limitations ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

I'm probably just his best shag.

Fnot even that maybe

She's not bad when she's d*unk!

P.s I'm slightly tender this morning

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

A d*unken sexy best friend, what could go wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?

No, he can do what he wants without asking me

Absolutely NO limitations ? "

She's already told me all I have to do is go back to her and the kids

but I never play away

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"What!? You mean you are not his best friend?

I'm probably just his best shag.

Fnot even that maybe

She's not bad when she's d*unk!

P.s I'm slightly tender this morning

You get your rest!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm jealous.

Two whole weeks without having to smell a man's farts, clean his urine from the toilet seat or cook for him.

Sounds like paradise to me

In fairness to my ex, he didn't piss on the toilet seat and did a bit of cooking now and then.

I think he did the washing up once, too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"He's taken himself to Lancaster to see his best friend without a second thought for me

. He's already going on holiday for 2 weeks without me shortly, depriving me of sex for such a long time.. (any women that can fill his space, please sent application into our inbox)

Now breathe..... I just had to get it off my chest.

(a joke for those that don't understand sarcasm, I love my husband to bits and he can do what he wants when he wants)

What ever he wants with your approval ?

No, he can do what he wants without asking me

Absolutely NO limitations ? "

Not involving toilet seats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm jealous.

Two whole weeks without having to smell a man's farts, clean his urine from the toilet seat or cook for him.

Sounds like paradise to me

In fairness to my ex, he didn't piss on the toilet seat and did a bit of cooking now and then.

I think he did the washing up once, too

Ha, it's him having the nice break from me!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well maybe if you washed it a bit more he might find it desirable.

The mr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm jealous.

Two whole weeks without having to smell a man's farts, clean his urine from the toilet seat or cook for him.

Sounds like paradise to me

In fairness to my ex, he didn't piss on the toilet seat and did a bit of cooking now and then.

I think he did the washing up once, too

Ha, it's him having the nice break from me!

In that case, bon voyage mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well maybe if you washed it a bit more he might find it desirable.

The mr"

That's effort though. And your wife never complains

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Well maybe if you washed it a bit more he might find it desirable.

The mr

That's effort though. And your wife never complains

Ahhhh so now I know where she goes fishing.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free to fill in on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well maybe if you washed it a bit more he might find it desirable.

The mr

That's effort though. And your wife never complains

Ahhhh so now I know where she goes fishing.

The mr "

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