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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm mean it's not exactly rocket science is it.

Men (in general) are far more openly sex crazed. Obsessed and excited by the chance of it.

Women handle that need and obsession better. They don't feel the urgent urge to go seeking it in such a way as men do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hop on the conveyor belt Derek

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

Gotta have something to stick in our buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

Do you dare challenge me to a sword fight?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Gotta have something to stick in our buns "

Well said. Never heard that before.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Gotta have something to stick in our buns

Well said. Never heard that before. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soylent sausage is Fab men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So op turn bi top and never have another dry spell ever

I here the sitter site is just a big free for all

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'm mean it's not exactly rocket science is it.

Men (in general) are far more openly sex crazed. Obsessed and excited by the chance of it.

Women handle that need and obsession better. They don't feel the urgent urge to go seeking it in such a way as men do. "

Yeah. Men. It can work out great though if you are a man who likes other men. Although, sometimes it feels as if a vital ingredient is missing from the recipe.

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

Lots of guys join, might get photo verified, might not. Don't do anything to get verified for a year. Spend all the time looking at profiles, pics and vids. Maybe they just want to look at novelty porn. Maybe they just use the forums.

Who knows?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Soylent sausage is Fab men! "

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Soylent sausage is Fab men!

"

That sounds nice. Eaten by a Fab straight man. I've noticed that almost all the men on this thread are straight and are all fucking tasty looking! We need more men that look that good.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"So op turn bi top and never have another dry spell ever

I here the sitter site is just a big free for all "

Well. It is true that I have been sat on by a few men from the other site. No shortage of men over there either. And some of them are looking for women too, which always surprises me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So op turn bi top and never have another dry spell ever

I here the sitter site is just a big free for all

Well. It is true that I have been sat on by a few men from the other site. No shortage of men over there either. And some of them are looking for women too, which always surprises me. "

The most surprising ones are the profiles that are bi or gay over there and stright over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Gotta have something to stick in our buns "

Sausage & Tits….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gee gosh I don't know, a site full of nakedness and sex. No idea why men are attracted to such stuff.

Plus ya know, it's good for all the cheating men.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I thought this was about my favourite sausage

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"So op turn bi top and never have another dry spell ever

I here the sitter site is just a big free for all

Well. It is true that I have been sat on by a few men from the other site. No shortage of men over there either. And some of them are looking for women too, which always surprises me.

The most surprising ones are the profiles that are bi or gay over there and stright over here "

Don't get me started, missus. I'm and old man and I thought I understood what a bi was or a gay or a straight! But this site has turned me on my head, and suddenly I find myself being fucked by a straight man. The world has gone crazy.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hop onboard the ‘man’ train OP bagsy at the back though

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hop onboard the ‘man’ train OP bagsy at the back though "

Fuck. Another delicious straight man. They are all here tonight. I'm hoping that these are the missing tops the other site are lamenting.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hop onboard the ‘man’ train OP bagsy at the back though

Fuck. Another delicious straight man. They are all here tonight. I'm hoping that these are the missing tops the other site are lamenting. "

You couldn’t woo me for all the tea in China dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Society innit

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage "

It is, penis.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

From a man's point of view, of course. But most of the men on here are so lovely, I can't imagine they will have any problems attracting the four or five available and willing women on this site. Assumming there is nothing remotely Zoolander about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage

It is, penis. "

We all know square sausage is the best, it's not even a discussion!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage

It is, penis.

We all know square sausage is the best, it's not even a discussion!!"

Not so good getting them up your arse though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage

It is, penis.

We all know square sausage is the best, it's not even a discussion!!

Not so good getting them up your arse though "

I use a wood vice

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hop onboard the ‘man’ train OP bagsy at the back though

Fuck. Another delicious straight man. They are all here tonight. I'm hoping that these are the missing tops the other site are lamenting.

You couldn’t woo me for all the tea in China dude. "

Damn. Kudos. Not a Fab straight. I've lost track of the number of times I have had to ask. I like people who aren't deluded. Damn, again, I might have d*unk too much wine.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage

It is, penis.

We all know square sausage is the best, it's not even a discussion!!

Not so good getting them up your arse though

I use a wood vice "

You must be Scottish. I think about square slice at least once a month.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

150% British beef hotdog here.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage

It is, penis.

We all know square sausage is the best, it's not even a discussion!!

Not so good getting them up your arse though

I use a wood vice "

It's the splinters, though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a man's point of view, of course. But most of the men on here are so lovely, I can't imagine they will have any problems attracting the four or five available and willing women on this site. Assumming there is nothing remotely Zoolander about them. "

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I thought this was about my favourite sausage "

Just looked at your profile from so far away but clearly you are a very delicious woman...It would be very difficult for me to decide between you and my whole roast chicken that Alexa has announced. It's still in the oven. I think I'd rather go hungry.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

It doesn't actually make sausages. It just puts them on display. So it's more of a sausage display cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

It doesn't actually make sausages. It just puts them on display. So it's more of a sausage display cabinet. "

Just like the ones in Tesco. Er, hang on.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

What kind of package are you putting your sausage in at this factory tho

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

It doesn't actually make sausages. It just puts them on display. So it's more of a sausage display cabinet.

Just like the ones in Tesco. Er, hang on. "

A bit different to the ones in Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

It doesn't actually make sausages. It just puts them on display. So it's more of a sausage display cabinet.

Just like the ones in Tesco. Er, hang on.

A bit different to the ones in Tesco. "

Yeah, here the display cabinets are toilets.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sausages ?

All I seem to get is ham sandwiches

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh. Long before I joined fab a friend of mine would regale me with some of the pictures he'd found and I honestly thought it looked very much like a butchers window. When I did finally join I realised he was showing me some ify the worst pictures. Now I have filters! That doesn't mean my inbox isn't still a bit of a sausage fest but at least I now know there are also some really good,sexy tasteful pictures out there as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

It doesn't actually make sausages. It just puts them on display. So it's more of a sausage display cabinet.

Just like the ones in Tesco. Er, hang on.

A bit different to the ones in Tesco.

Yeah, here the display cabinets are toilets. "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"
many men lead with their penis in their profile pic, when messaging and they think with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice thick Cumberland myself

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London

women meets: less than 1 page

men meets: 11 pages

ratio 10 to 1

...the sausage factory.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

Ohhh I love a Cumberland sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

It just is. Fab is full of cocks

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Gotta have something to stick in our buns "

Love it

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gee gosh I don't know, a site full of nakedness and sex. No idea why men are attracted to such stuff.

Plus ya know, it's good for all the cheating men. "

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The hypothesis is that 10% of the women have 90% of the sex. The other 90% of women are left on the sidelines...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

Absolutely brilliant, OP

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?"

Believe it or not, women like sex as much as men. But women who are overtly sexual are viewed negatively, they are 'slags', 'easy', 'the village bicycle' etc, while men who are overtly sexual are studs, lad etc.

If you want more women on fab work towards changing the negative attitude to women's sexuality and it will become more equal.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Believe it or not, women like sex as much as men. But women who are overtly sexual are viewed negatively, they are 'slags', 'easy', 'the village bicycle' etc, while men who are overtly sexual are studs, lad etc.

If you want more women on fab work towards changing the negative attitude to women's sexuality and it will become more equal.

B"

Absolutely this ...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

And thank goodness for that.

The more the merrier OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gee gosh I don't know, a site full of nakedness and sex. No idea why men are attracted to such stuff.

Plus ya know, it's good for all the cheating men.

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The hypothesis is that 10% of the women have 90% of the sex. The other 90% of women are left on the sidelines..."

The 90% join Fab.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Be it Mattersons or a honking-great Fleischwurst, there's still seems to a be a short supply of getting on in your hands on the site.

But that might just be down to island-life paranoia.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And thank goodness for that.

The more the merrier OP. "

...ha, brilliant !!

Reply of the night.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gee gosh I don't know, a site full of nakedness and sex. No idea why men are attracted to such stuff.

Plus ya know, it's good for all the cheating men.

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The hypothesis is that 10% of the women have 90% of the sex. The other 90% of women are left on the sidelines...

The 90% join Fab. "

...we all wish that was true !

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Believe it or not, women like sex as much as men. But women who are overtly sexual are viewed negatively, they are 'slags', 'easy', 'the village bicycle' etc, while men who are overtly sexual are studs, lad etc.

If you want more women on fab work towards changing the negative attitude to women's sexuality and it will become more equal.

B"

...absolutely, 100%.

The way to view it is that "I would rather be a slag than a boring shite"

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"From a man's point of view, of course. But most of the men on here are so lovely, I can't imagine they will have any problems attracting the four or five available and willing women on this site. Assuming there is nothing remotely Zoolander about them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm mean it's not exactly rocket science is it.

Men (in general) are far more openly sex crazed. Obsessed and excited by the chance of it.

Women handle that need and obsession better. They don't feel the urgent urge to go seeking it in such a way as men do. "

Thank you for speaking on behalf of us ladies always love a bit of mainsplaining.

While biology has something to do with it yes, society also indoctrinates women that being openly sexual is ‘bad’. We don’t dare enjoy sex openly in the way men do

Plus women are much busier than men in a lot of cases - while guys sit on the sofa playing on their phones we run around cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids!

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm mean it's not exactly rocket science is it.

Men (in general) are far more openly sex crazed. Obsessed and excited by the chance of it.

Women handle that need and obsession better. They don't feel the urgent urge to go seeking it in such a way as men do.

Thank you for speaking on behalf of us ladies always love a bit of mainsplaining.

While biology has something to do with it yes, society also indoctrinates women that being openly sexual is ‘bad’. We don’t dare enjoy sex openly in the way men do

Plus women are much busier than men in a lot of cases - while guys sit on the sofa playing on their phones we run around cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids!"

...if society said that sex was bad, then I want to be bad !!

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"From a man's point of view, of course. But most of the men on here are so lovely, I can't imagine they will have any problems attracting the four or five available and willing women on this site. Assuming there is nothing remotely Zoolander about them.

"

...he said, whilst holding the upside down pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am actually just wondering why fab always seems to be such a sausage factory ?

Believe it or not, women like sex as much as men. But women who are overtly sexual are viewed negatively, they are 'slags', 'easy', 'the village bicycle' etc, while men who are overtly sexual are studs, lad etc.

If you want more women on fab work towards changing the negative attitude to women's sexuality and it will become more equal.

B"

Well said!

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