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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need a mate's help to roast you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I need a mate's help to roast you "

I like your style

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement? "

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'll pass, people are dog shit at roasting. It's like watching some sort of cringe role play porn.

They are too nice and scared of causing offense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement? "

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pass, people are dog shit at roasting. It's like watching some sort of cringe role play porn.

They are too nice and scared of causing offense."
last time I did this thread I did cringe at my phone more than a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit roast or roast roast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway x"
demi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it "

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least "

Better to have one attractive quality, than none

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least

Better to have one attractive quality, than none "

Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Day early for a roast, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least

Better to have one attractive quality, than none

Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today "

It would only get worse if you message me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day early for a roast, no?"

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Like will be like ‘WHAT? ’.

Expect the unexpected.

Unagi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least

Better to have one attractive quality, than none

Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today

It would only get worse if you message me. "

I can barely keep on top of the 30 messages I’m ignoring at the moment. I promise I won’t message you x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Spit roast or roast roast "

I always had my suspicions, but your profile picture confirms you are a pair of c*nts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spit roast or roast roast

I always had my suspicions, but your profile picture confirms you are a pair of c*nts "

Excellently done, Mr Sprout.

Unlike your name suggests you are not green but just like it suggests you are round and grim

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Spit roast or roast roast "

I was wondering the same myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good start guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

You don’t need me to roast you, your life does it for you anyway xdemi your honesty is such an attractive quality. It’s your only attractive quality but it’s one at least

Better to have one attractive quality, than none

Agreed. When you are struggling for motivation in the mornings just know that your life can and will continue to get worse than it is today

It would only get worse if you message me.

I can barely keep on top of the 30 messages I’m ignoring at the moment. I promise I won’t message you x "

Sorry I thought we meant actual messages, not these 30 imaginary ones?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Spit roast or roast roast

I was wondering the same myself "

You’re just wondering what you came in the room for…

And now you’re wandering back out…

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that"

But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that

But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better "

Dunno, do white people season their meat?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that

But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better

Dunno, do white people season their meat? "

We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you fit in my oven?

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that

But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better

Dunno, do white people season their meat?

We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to."

You don’t rinse anything! Not even your skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you fit in my oven?

F"

Probably not! I didn’t expect you to understand the thread anyway

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that

But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better

Dunno, do white people season their meat?

We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to.

You don’t rinse anything! Not even your skin "

To keep the pheromones innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Roast each other and me for my amusement?

I would but I’m pretty rubbish at it

I don’t want you to cook me I know you can’t do that

But if I did cook you, at least you’d taste better

Dunno, do white people season their meat?

We don’t rinse it under the tap for 6 hours, so we don’t need to.

You don’t rinse anything! Not even your skin

To keep the pheromones innit "

Gross

I do love you though Misty! For your boobs of course. I know you don’t seriously think anyone loves you for your mind

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J"

Are you in?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J

Are you in?"

Wasn't that my question to you?

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J

Are you in?

Wasn't that my question to you?

J"

Did we have sex? How much did I drink?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J

Are you in?

Wasn't that my question to you?

J

Did we have sex? How much did I drink? "

Ah, that's what you meant when you said I was a ten. I didn't realise you meant 10 pints

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit roast or roast roast

I always had my suspicions, but your profile picture confirms you are a pair of c*nts "

Two more cunts than you will be getting your hands on tonight

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I’ve just put some potatoes in the oven for a good roasting, does that count mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J"

Often imitated, never bettered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J

Are you in?

Wasn't that my question to you?

J

Did we have sex? How much did I drink? "

How would she know? You wouldnt have touched the sides!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"How it should be done...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1441689

J

Are you in?

Wasn't that my question to you?

J

Did we have sex? How much did I drink?

How would she know? You wouldnt have touched the sides! "

Thanks Jennie!

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.

Wait a minute...

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am always down to be spit roasted as long as I am piggy in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More bore than piggy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d probably get banned then the mrs will have my bollocks, so I’m going to have to decline.

The mr

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