FabSwingers.com forum: What it means to be a man

By *weet.touch OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Not being a woman.

I provide, I protect and I'm perfectly capable of making excellent decisions.

I hate washing up.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Identifying as male and being an adult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can pee standing up without splashing on our shoes.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Identifying as male and being an adult "

Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

A man is forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Identifying as male and being an adult

Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean? "

I produce my driving licence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Identifying as male and being an adult

Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean?

I produce my driving licence.

Or show them my empty inbox on Fab.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

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*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong "

*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lift weights, squeeze boobs and spit in a bucket.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

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*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong

*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic

Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I roll my sleeves up to lift something heavy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I roll my sleeves up to lift something heavy"

That would do it for me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I roll my sleeves up to lift something heavy

That would do it for me

The fuck did you come from?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Eat Yorkies.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I roll my sleeves up to lift something heavy

That would do it for me

The fuck did you come from? "

I was hiding behind that tree in your front garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

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*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong

*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic

Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face."

Shit, I might be a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never belittling

Never shouts

Is not controlling

Never jealous always praises you.

A fab man.. Show me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong "

FC... skip a few gene pools up .... it'll be better there. There the men ...

Have the biggest shot guns

Overspend on Cava from Fortnums and challenge everyone to a duel

Have tantrums aimed at the wife in public but want her cuddles n bitty at night

Brew beer in a trendy shed with all the latest equipment

Complain about the hired help's standards of cleanliness

Constantly ask , ' Who are all these tiny people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I roll my sleeves up to lift something heavy

That would do it for me

I even quote “I’ve got this! Where do you want it?”

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Identifying as male and being an adult

Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean? "
Say it and it is magically so

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

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*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong

*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic

Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face.

Shit, I might be a woman

Oh, in that case. FAF?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Never belittling

Never shouts

Is not controlling

Never jealous always praises you.

A fab man.. Show me

Nice. A man who makes a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not have an actual opinion or type in case it ruins your chances of the sex.

To put sex before everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong

FC... skip a few gene pools up .... it'll be better there. There the men ...

Have the biggest shot guns

Overspend on Cava from Fortnums and challenge everyone to a duel

Have tantrums aimed at the wife in public but want her cuddles n bitty at night

Brew beer in a trendy shed with all the latest equipment

Complain about the hired help's standards of cleanliness

Constantly ask , ' Who are all these tiny people?

Or we could go as far up as royalty!

Wear a crown in bed and insist on your queen calling you Percy

Make your staff wipe your arse after a poo and complain they’ve missed a bit

Please your people at the expense of your wife and heirs

Have a boy heir first

Preach about the environment and travel around in your private jet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A real man doesn't need to blow smoke up anyone's arse.

A real man doesn't let his penis type his messages.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and never ever ever go to the womens football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To not have an actual opinion or type in case it ruins your chances of the sex.

To put sex before everything.

Calm down Holly Gennaro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being big and ard

Getting pissed down the pub every Friday night and scrapping in the car park

Making sure your wife knows her place

Drink beer

Don’t clean anything

Don’t babysit

***

*disclaimer: I am not a man so I might have got that wrong

*** but if you do look after your own kids at all be sure to call it babysitting and remind your partner of it as soon as she comes round from the anaesthetic

Never being able to find anything, even when it's right there in front of your face.

Shit, I might be a woman

Oh, in that case. FAF? "

Usually I'd never got for this but in my new found womanhood let's do this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Being reminded of all the things negative but none of the positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To adopt and adapt the famous De Beauvoir quote:

every male human being is not necessarily a man; to be considered so he must share in that mysterious reality known as masculinity.

Is masculinity secreted in the testicles?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Identifying as male and being an adult

Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean? Say it and it is magically so

I just told myself I'm a millionaire and my bank account doesn’t reflect what I said, you lied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masculine !

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Identifying as male and being an adult

Wtf does 'identifying as male' mean?

I produce my driving licence.

Or show them my empty inbox on Fab.

*is tempted to message you so that you question your masculinity*

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ever since I saw this thread I can’t get that westlife song out of my head.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ever since I saw this thread I can’t get that westlife song out of my head. "

Bop bop baby?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

What did the OP think? That's what's bothering me the most.

But well played, Fab, for not trotting Kipling out yet...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ever since I saw this thread I can’t get that westlife song out of my head.

Bop bop baby?"

Tell me what makes a man …….

I actually sang that then. It was beautiful

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What did the OP think? That's what's bothering me the most.

But well played, Fab, for not trotting Kipling out yet...

I hovered above Google for a nanosecond

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I do everything i build my own home and i cook do the washing and dust

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"A real man doesn't need to blow smoke up anyone's arse.

A real man doesn't let his penis type his messages. "

High kick kick pass gun LS today lvl LS cold S’all KD good do kph Car to PA cuck hood colds VH BBC bath hand got

Just experimenting… my penis wrote that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you enjoy films that require sticking to and can be interpreted in so many ways .... watch 'Men' on amazon prime...

Don't expect tits tho .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done a skip run this morning. #manjuice

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No periods.

No child birth.

But the cream on the cake is, you can have a piss wherever you want.

The mr

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