FabSwingers.com forum: Penis USP, tell me yours.

By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

Morning All,

A fabber sent me a message today, he described his penis in great detail, and claimed it was unique.

It made me curious.

Penis owners of the Lounge, what makes your appendage unique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It vibrates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has a legend attached to it.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

He refuses to learn how to type and insists I do it on his behalf.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Green with pink stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it’s rarely out at all not one for cock pics

The only one I have is freands only and wouldn’t really say it’s a cock pic more a bum pic and it’s in the shot

But I am on the bigger side off things if you must know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lock it away in the cupboard after I’m done.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mine has a degree in Biochemistry from the university of Montreal and is a grand master at chess.

That’s not the truth to be honest, it’s useless at chess.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"That it’s rarely out at all not one for cock pics

The only one I have is freands only and wouldn’t really say it’s a cock pic more a bum pic and it’s in the shot

But I am on the bigger side off things if you must know "

Useful info Nat. Noted.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Mine has a degree in Biochemistry from the university of Montreal and is a grand master at chess.

That’s not the truth to be honest, it’s useless at chess. "

You're just a pawn in its games ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It vibrates"

Mine too !

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I don’t just trim down there, I’ve even got a fade!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It has a legend attached to it."

A Geordie one, obvs ?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's a really great colleague to work with and never lets me down

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"He refuses to learn how to type and insists I do it on his behalf. "

You don't have a dog and bark yourself.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Green with pink stripes

Crikey!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It has a mind all of its own......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has a legend attached to it.

A Geordie one, obvs ? "

I’m not one to blow my own trumpet but yeah

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"I don’t just trim down there, I’ve even got a fade!

D."

Sartorial dedication.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Mine has a degree in Biochemistry from the university of Montreal and is a grand master at chess.

That’s not the truth to be honest, it’s useless at chess.

You're just a pawn in its games ? "

He’s a knight in shining armour though.

You can have the bashing the bishop pun.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It has a mind all of its own......"

A good use of blood flow.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Mine has a degree in Biochemistry from the university of Montreal and is a grand master at chess.

That’s not the truth to be honest, it’s useless at chess.

You're just a pawn in its games ?

He’s a knight in shining armour though.

You can have the bashing the bishop pun.

Trust you to check in, mate

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Morning All,

A fabber sent me a message today, he described his penis in great detail, and claimed it was unique.

It made me curious.

Penis owners of the Lounge, what makes your appendage unique? "

It orks every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a clever dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can see round corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That it’s rarely out at all not one for cock pics

The only one I have is freands only and wouldn’t really say it’s a cock pic more a bum pic and it’s in the shot

But I am on the bigger side off things if you must know

Useful info Nat. Noted.

Your welcome anytime

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Smooth. Brown. tasty x

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It can see round corners

A penis-scope ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

It's average / humble is size but I've been told my 'glans penis' (helmet) has an optimal shape in that it hits the 'spot'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't have a cock as part of my anatomy, but my partner does. What's unique about it? It's mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine fires on reputation or automatic bursts!!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

One careful owner, like new with low mileage…… a beautiful thing to gaze upon….

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It's average / humble is size but I've been told my 'glans penis' (helmet) has an optimal shape in that it hits the 'spot'."

En pointe as ever my dear.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Morning All,

A fabber sent me a message today, he described his penis in great detail, and claimed it was unique.

It made me curious.

Penis owners of the Lounge, what makes your appendage unique?

It orks every time"

A faultless member?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Morning All,

A fabber sent me a message today, he described his penis in great detail, and claimed it was unique.

It made me curious.

Penis owners of the Lounge, what makes your appendage unique? "
its attached to me

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"One careful owner, like new with low mileage…… a beautiful thing to gaze upon….

Forgot to add only used in the wet…..

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Smooth. Brown. tasty x"

Like a croissant ?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

[Removed by poster at 19/08/23 09:50:26]

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

[Removed by poster at 19/08/23 09:50:58]

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

From their research, Sydney University rated it as the best!

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Mine doesn’t send selfies

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Mine looks like Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smooth. Brown. tasty x

Like a croissant ?"

I just ch@ked on my brekkie

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

He wakes up well before I do.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

This is my penis, there are many like it but this one is mine.

My penis is my best friend, without my penis I am useless and without me my penis is useless.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"This is my penis, there are many like it but this one is mine.

My penis is my best friend, without my penis I am useless and without me my penis is useless. "

Je pense donce je suis.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Smooth. Brown. tasty x

Like a croissant ?

I just ch@ked on my brekkie

Was it a croissant ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Mine looks like Jesus"

Hooded and mysterious or dead for 2 millennia ?

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"Mine looks like Jesus"

Seriously, it's not unique at all.. I think you all have a bit of my penis within you.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"I can lock it away in the cupboard after I’m done. "

Great idea.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It's a really great colleague to work with and never lets me down "

What a partnership.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It's inside "

An inny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It smells of roses and tastes like salted caramel

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"This is my penis, there are many like it but this one is mine.

My penis is my best friend, without my penis I am useless and without me my penis is useless. "
he lives and breathes for you

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"Mine looks like Jesus

Hooded and mysterious or dead for 2 millennia ?"

But the 2nd cumming will be worth the wait I promise

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It smells of roses and tastes like salted caramel"

From a forum legend like you, that's what I'd expect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The googly eyes

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

USP? It doesn’t have a cock attached to it.

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It's known as Sidney

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"The googly eyes "

Of course. Do you have spare eyes in case one falls off?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It's known as Sidney"

Has it been to university ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"USP? It doesn’t have a cock attached to it. "

Easier to keep tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On fab it’s not that unique. Most guys on fab seem to have a bigger than average penis. Lots of guys have a girthy penis with a slight curve. But not every guy has what makes mine magic. That shoe no se qua

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Doesn't have much of a USP. Too thick to be a toilet roll holder

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"On fab it’s not that unique. Most guys on fab seem to have a bigger than average penis. Lots of guys have a girthy penis with a slight curve. But not every guy has what makes mine magic. That shoe no se qua "

Is it the magic trick when you put it in a box and it disappears?

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"It's known as Sidney

Has it been to university ? "

No it's not very bright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 30 yards haha.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

That's an interesting observation Mr P. Do we think fab had more big penis owners, or is it just the biggies who show us their bits? Metaphoric food for thought.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Doesn't have much of a USP. Too thick to be a toilet roll holder

Many fabbers are the same.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I've got more than one!

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"I call mine Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 30 yards haha. "

Straight into the box ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just won’t quit…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call mine Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 30 yards haha.

Straight into the box ?"

Yup, straight into the box lol

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It makes the ladies go oooh and aaaah.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It makes the ladies go oooh and aaaah."

Just a little bit.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"It makes the ladies go oooh and aaaah.

Just a little bit. "

Every little bit helps.

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine is genuinely a little different.. not for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's an interesting observation Mr P. Do we think fab had more big penis owners, or is it just the biggies who show us their bits? Metaphoric food for thought. "

Something to consider while enjoying a juicy pickle me thinks.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Its an optical illusion ... it looks average but in reality it's huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The googly eyes

Of course. Do you have spare eyes in case one falls off? "

I do

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"It makes the ladies go oooh and aaaah.

Just a little bit.

Every little bit helps."

Ooh, ahhh a little bit more....

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Its an optical illusion ... it looks average but in reality it's huge

A good way to be.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"The googly eyes

Of course. Do you have spare eyes in case one falls off?

I do"

What do you attach them with ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Excite it enough it'll spit at you

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

good camera angles,,

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Excite it enough it'll spit at you "

I'm probably not exciting enough.

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By *inister_Spinster OP Woman
over a year ago

North West

"good camera angles,,"

And vaseline on the lenses?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"good camera angles,,

And vaseline on the lenses? "

Oh, that was vaseline?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine looks like Jesus

Seriously, it's not unique at all.. I think you all have a bit of my penis within you."

Damn I must have snoozed through that meet!

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By *rizlarMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Mine talks to me saying "stop fucking choking me"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Mine has a degree in Biochemistry from the university of Montreal and is a grand master at chess.

That’s not the truth to be honest, it’s useless at chess. "

Goddammit I was about to message your penis but I don't like liars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC "

Can confirm. He is indeed a British broadcasting company all on his own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC "

For some reason I picture you saying this in Batman’s voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC

Can confirm. He is indeed a British broadcasting company all on his own "

I think it should be mandatory that people pay for my service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC

For some reason I picture you saying this in Batman’s voice."
Pattinson’s one

like when he says ‘I’m vengeance’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC

For some reason I picture you saying this in Batman’s voice. Pattinson’s one

like when he says ‘I’m vengeance’"

As long as it isn’t Batflecks voice

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I don’t just have a BBC. I AM A BBC

For some reason I picture you saying this in Batman’s voice. Pattinson’s one

like when he says ‘I’m vengeance’

As long as it isn’t Batflecks voice

I read that as Batfink! My cock is like a shield of steel...

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

It's bigger than average, it shoots a lot of spunk, and it's attached to a helluva guy (me).

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The googly eyes

Of course. Do you have spare eyes in case one falls off?

I do

What do you attach them with ? "
. A special glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's exceptional only in how average it is

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

He dribbles at the sight of pussy.

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