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The joy of marriage..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, just had this as a text and it made me laugh....................

Married couple staying at a hotel but unfortunately the room only has two single beds.

As they are settling down for the night the hubby says, 'my sexy wickle babe, I'm soooo lonely wonely'

Taking the hint the wife climbs out of her bed and while making her way across to his she trips over a suitcase and falls flat on her face.

'Did my lickle hunny bunch fall on her nosey wosey, come over here and let me make you all better'

She gets up climbs into his bed and they make passionate love for hours. On her way back to her own bed she falls flat on her face again tripping over the suitcase, husband turns over in bed and says..............

'Clumsy Cunt' !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha thats so funny and so so true lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband says I never do anything to take his ‘breath away’……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. so I’ve thrown his inhaler in the bin……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/12/09 19:19:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I be taking notes my sexy ickle babe?

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