FabSwingers.com forum: Swingers Glossary

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;

Swinger = not a single male

BBW = Big Birds Woman

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation

FB = Facebook

FWB = Friends Want Beer

Single Male = pond scum

Successful Single Male = cocky fucker

Single Female = choosey fucker

Couple = meets once every 18 months

Single bi-female = rocking horse shit

Meet = at least 40% horse

Social meet = frustrated male

Genuine = I'm not an axe murder

Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs

Discrete = dyslexic

Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food

Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...

Verification = look who I fucked!!

MFM = very happy lady

MMFM = very greedy lady

FMF = blokes wet dream

MMMMMMF = is that you Cali?

Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet

Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no ones looking

TV = easily turned on

CD = angry person in funny clothes

Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters

Experienced = fucked everything

Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!

Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl hilarious I am stealing this to show the Irish we need a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's me as Rocking Horse Shit then!

But Cali needs to be MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF

Viccie Boy, as always you're bloody brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi we meet more than every 18 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social meet = frustrated male

Trying to organise a London social, thanks for that

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Brilliant, really cheered me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the prize for post of the week goes to..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry!!,,,,, angry!!!!,,,,, sheeeeeeezzzzz Viccie-boi,,,, just you wait....!!!

I'll give you bloom'in angry alright

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Timewaster = they wouldn't fuck me

Fake = they offered to fuck me but turned out to be a bloke posing as a couple

Pic collector = too stupid to use Google image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nympho = shags everyone

Bitch. = shags everyone except me

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Sky Remote = International Cock Measuring Device

Cam Room = wanking room

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Cuckold = regular as clockwork

Yellow = yes single guys, the site does use yellow, honest

Mistress = stroppy cow

Dom = Mafia boss with a lisp

Alpha male = too busy flexing muscles to shag

Beta male = shagging all the women bored of waiting for the alpha male

WE = well endowed (see sky remote)

VWE = liar

VVWE = fucking liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx"

Fancy a shag then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep sums us up to a tee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

Na, not my type :P

xxx

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

Na, not my type :P

xxx"

Choosey fucker...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy = woah, don't even think what you are thinking

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

I'm a bit scared of you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

I'm a bit scared of you now

Your own fault

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Yep sums us up to a tee

Are your ears pointy in your pics or am I mistaken?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

I'm a bit scared of you now

Your own fault

I would say I'm crapping it but that would be inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep sums us up to a tee

Are your ears pointy in your pics or am I mistaken?

Nope they are pointy!! And green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is mint!! Ha ha

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Very funny!! haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey !

We have never gone more than eighteen days without meeting !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the giggle folks, really enjoyed some inventive stuff there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

Na, not my type :P

xxx

Choosey fucker...

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

Na, not my type :P

xxx

Choosey fucker...

xxx"

Fancy a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me?? A Choosey Fucker?? No chance! . . . :P

xxx

Fancy a shag then?

Na, not my type :P

xxx

Choosey fucker...

xxx

Fancy a coffee?

Always

xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

spot on mate . hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not smell of Rocking Horse Shit

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

None pushy (sic) = all pushy

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not smell of Rocking Horse Shit

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it,put a smile on my face this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehe very good.

i commented to a guy once that he should put bi on his profile because one of his verifs said they had a good time MMMM...he said that should read as mmmm. easily confused me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi! I am NOT easily tur.. oh who am I kidding. It's like a loose tap.

Sydney University=mythical beast that steals all your photos and sends them to the One Show for a regular feature, "Look What Pervs Live in Your Area!" with that badly cockney.

Smoocher=Gone but not forgotten keeper of the quotation marks.

Troll=Someone who happens to have a differing opinion to yours.

anal=Canal with a broken C key.

Fisting=A poor substitute for an oven glove.

Bukkake=New Japanese game show when a group of men attempt to make a marble statue of a woman.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Oi! I am NOT easily tur.. oh who am I kidding. It's like a loose tap.

Sydney University=mythical beast that steals all your photos and sends them to the One Show for a regular feature, "Look What Pervs Live in Your Area!" with that badly cockney.

Smoocher=Gone but not forgotten keeper of the quotation marks.

Troll=Someone who happens to have a differing opinion to yours.

anal=Canal with a broken C key.

Fisting=A poor substitute for an oven glove.

Bukkake=New Japanese game show when a group of men attempt to make a marble statue of a woman. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What does "piss off and stay in Brighton" mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teapot = a vessel for serving tea - and nothing else! Honest !!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Teapot = a vessel for serving tea - and nothing else! Honest !!

er...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Genuine guy = pick me! Pick me!

Clean and respectful = I wipe it on the curtains afterwards but only on the back where it doesn't show as much.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Easy going = Rants in the forum and on statuses, often in CAPITALS, often about single male scumbags or single bi-fems smelling of rocking horse shit

Blue Waffle = a sweet treat that's been left out of the bread bin and gone stale and started developing a nice penicillin culture - DON'T GOOGLE IT!!!!

Bearback = a dangerous occcupation, often a natural progression for Rodeo riders to then lassoo and ride an Ursus Arctos Horribilis if they can find one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short notice meet = you'd best hurry up before I have a wank instead

Proffeshunal photographer = takes non blurry cock pics over the can

69 = please don't fart or ill use my teeth

68 = you do me and I'll owe you one

67 = chicken fried rice

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

User no longer on site = that's the last time I ask anyone how my cock looks on a public forum

Thursday = frustration of no meet last weekend is in tension with the weekend approaching again... and no ones replied to my meet request...

Inbox = a place where ladies allow men to linger for weeks on end

Fuck Buddy = his records are so dated now

Friends with benifits = lend us a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open-minded - Anything but!

Respectful - I respect your right to say no, however, it does not mean I have to accept it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my profile = seemed like a good idea at the time!

Would you fuck the one above? = please don't let it be that 30 stone bloke with the moobs that ogles my cock pics daily

Friends with benefits = not working, so free for daytime fun

Looking for one offs = they'll never find your body!

Repeater = will send you the same cut and paste message daily

Heavy Cummer = 60 stone guy who'll shoot loads - when he can find his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to meet = Well only if its you

Wont Meet Smokers = Will make a exception

Single Bi Female = Can i bring my FB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teapot = a vessel for serving tea - and nothing else! Honest !!

Don't forget to dunk and squeeze your teabag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladyboy=if something looks too good to be true, it probably is.

Cock Whore=A collector of chickens.

Master=Likes his food on the table at 6pm sharp.

Mistress=Gets someone else to do the housework.

Sky Remote=Often seen superglued to willies while both are in the hands of Cocks.

Tranny=Never seen during the day. Snarky bitch with PMT envy and a huge clothing store card debt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love oral - can talk about myself lots and lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into pain - please say yes, as saying no will hurt my feelings

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

BBW = Bloody Bolshy Wimmin

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