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"I am unsure... "You'll enjoy it | |||
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"I’m not helping you put a sofa in the back of a transit again "But last time you had a great time. Most people only manage the once  | |||
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"Is it eating delicious things? I can do that" That's tomorrow... I'll put you down for that | |||
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"Does it involve rolling anything/body in a carpet?" Um. I don't know what you mean  | |||
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"I’m not helping you put a sofa in the back of a transit again
But last time you had a great time. Most people only manage the once "I didn’t like ‘putting the lotion’ on my skin | |||
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"I'll help but I might be too far away " Jump on a plane... I'll wait  | |||
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"I'll bring rum" Knew I could rely on you | |||
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"I’m not helping you put a sofa in the back of a transit again
But last time you had a great time. Most people only manage the once
I didn’t like ‘putting the lotion’ on my skin "So picky!  | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way " That's bloody miles away! I may go in a couple of weeks though. | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way " I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess | |||
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Give us a clue with Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs.... "That was always a giggle | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess" Couple of weeks and yes! | |||
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"I'll give you a hand." See... I knew you would too | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing... "Always happy to help a lady in distress | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way " I am amazed you escaped from IKEA labarynth | |||
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"What do you need Posh?" I need your thing. I mean... erm... a thing. Help with. Bring your thing | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Always happy to help a lady in distress"Come on then | |||
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"I mean I'm on my way into Manchester but I could ask the bus to divert 4hrs south " Good plan! Do that | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Always happy to help a lady in distress
Come on then"Oh. Hang on. Lady...  | |||
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"I mean I'm on my way into Manchester but I could ask the bus to divert 4hrs south Good plan! Do that" Am I getting to know what it is? It might make him drive faster.... | |||
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"I mean I'm on my way into Manchester but I could ask the bus to divert 4hrs south Good plan! Do that Am I getting to know what it is? It might make him drive faster...." Depends... how many on the bus? | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Always happy to help a lady in distress
Come on then
Oh. Hang on. Lady... "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet Whatever name thy choose Be that your wish. be my command so I offer my helping hand . | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Always happy to help a lady in distress
Come on then
Oh. Hang on. Lady...
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Whatever name thy choose
Be that your wish. be my command so I offer my helping hand ."Woo hoo! | |||
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"Hold up let me fire up the chopper
Tinder "You got it fixed! | |||
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"I mean I'm on my way into Manchester but I could ask the bus to divert 4hrs south Good plan! Do that Am I getting to know what it is? It might make him drive faster.... Depends... how many on the bus?" A good dozen or so I'd say | |||
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"I mean I'm on my way into Manchester but I could ask the bus to divert 4hrs south Good plan! Do that Am I getting to know what it is? It might make him drive faster.... Depends... how many on the bus? A good dozen or so I'd say" That'll do nicely. Just tell him it's a thing... | |||
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"Ive packed snacks, rope, lube and a screwdriver. Im ready Posh " You totally nailed it! I'm waiting | |||
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"Ive packed snacks, rope, lube and a screwdriver. Im ready Posh You totally nailed it! I'm waiting "Are you drinking the scewdriver first or after . | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes!" Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
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"Does it involve rolling anything/body in a carpet?" I knew I liked you this is when you know who your friends really are. When you can make that odd phone call in the middle of night No questions asked . | |||
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"I didn't enjoy it! "But... you got to see my horny pussy! | |||
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"Ive packed snacks, rope, lube and a screwdriver. Im ready Posh You totally nailed it! I'm waiting
Are you drinking the scewdriver first or after ."I'm all over the vodka... | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes! Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
xx Jess"It really isn't. Because flatpack! | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing... "On my way dear  | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
On my way dear "You're too kind | |||
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"Got electric screw drive, with other attachments available, if that would help" I have power tools... I need more | |||
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"Of course. B is very handy and I'm good at supervising. J" You just want to watch? | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes! Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
xx Jess
It really isn't. Because flatpack!"Oh thank goodness a sane person. Anyone want to watch me turn a flatpack into furniture???
xx Jess | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes! Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
xx Jess
It really isn't. Because flatpack!
Oh thank goodness a sane person.
Anyone want to watch me turn a flatpack into furniture???
xx Jess"Let's do it together on cam | |||
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"Absolutely not." Meanie | |||
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"Of course. B is very handy and I'm good at supervising. J You just want to watch? "Oh, if I can be of help?
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"Absolutely not. Meanie
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Fineeeeee"Yay! I'll leave the door on the latch... | |||
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"Of course. B is very handy and I'm good at supervising. J You just want to watch?
Oh, if I can be of help?
J"Most definitely | |||
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"Absolutely not. Meanie
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Fineeeeee
Yay! I'll leave the door on the latch..."You know I don't use doors  | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes! Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
xx Jess
It really isn't. Because flatpack!
Oh thank goodness a sane person.
Anyone want to watch me turn a flatpack into furniture???
xx Jess
Let's do it together on cam "Whoop whoop! How cool would that be? I've not been this excited in a long time! xx J | |||
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"Sure thing. Do I need my work van?" Does your work van still have moon rocks in it?  | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing... "Good and easy? Very curious | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious"Also the kind of profile I’m looking for 
I’ll help, Posh. Should I wear my clothes for getting dirty? They’re a bit ripped. | |||
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"Absolutely not. Meanie
Ffs
Fineeeeee
Yay! I'll leave the door on the latch...
You know I don't use doors "Window is open... | |||
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"Sure thing. Do I need my work van?" Actually... yes please | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes! Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
xx Jess
It really isn't. Because flatpack!
Oh thank goodness a sane person.
Anyone want to watch me turn a flatpack into furniture???
xx Jess
Let's do it together on cam
Whoop whoop! How cool would that be?
I've not been this excited in a long time!
xx J
"That's a bit concerning... but yay! | |||
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"Sure thing. Do I need my work van? Does your work van still have moon rocks in it? "No  it has work stuff! | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious"Describes me well... | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious
Also the kind of profile I’m looking for
I’ll help, Posh. Should I wear my clothes for getting dirty? They’re a bit ripped."Yes... they may get more so | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious
Also the kind of profile I’m looking for
I’ll help, Posh. Should I wear my clothes for getting dirty? They’re a bit ripped.
Yes... they may get more so "Cool, seems completely trustworthy 
Will this involve getting a bit sweaty? | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious
Also the kind of profile I’m looking for
I’ll help, Posh. Should I wear my clothes for getting dirty? They’re a bit ripped.
Yes... they may get more so
Cool, seems completely trustworthy
Will this involve getting a bit sweaty?"No. A lot | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious
Also the kind of profile I’m looking for
I’ll help, Posh. Should I wear my clothes for getting dirty? They’re a bit ripped.
Yes... they may get more so
Cool, seems completely trustworthy
Will this involve getting a bit sweaty?
No. A lot "I’ll roll my sleeves up. Want me to dab your damp bits as well? | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing... "I'm great at changing lightbulbs, reaching on top of things, general tall-guy stuff. | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
Good and easy? Very curious
Also the kind of profile I’m looking for
I’ll help, Posh. Should I wear my clothes for getting dirty? They’re a bit ripped.
Yes... they may get more so
Cool, seems completely trustworthy
Will this involve getting a bit sweaty?
No. A lot
I’ll roll my sleeves up. Want me to dab your damp bits as well?"At the very least | |||
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"...come and help me with a thing? It's a good thing. And an easy thing...
I'm great at changing lightbulbs, reaching on top of things, general tall-guy stuff. "I like tall guy stuff | |||
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"Chunky Bugga reporting for duty! "Always use you | |||
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"Righto, had a beer unfortunately so I’ll be coming on foot. Google reckons 4 days. Not an urgent thing I hope!" I'm sure it'll still need doing | |||
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"Righto, had a beer unfortunately so I’ll be coming on foot. Google reckons 4 days. Not an urgent thing I hope! I'm sure it'll still need doing "Doesn’t it always, your thing is insatiable  | |||
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"Righto, had a beer unfortunately so I’ll be coming on foot. Google reckons 4 days. Not an urgent thing I hope! I'm sure it'll still need doing
Doesn’t it always, your thing is insatiable "My thing is a nightmare... | |||
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"If you've been to IKEA... No way I'm really good on putting IKEA furniture together... I'm in if you need me! xx Jess Couple of weeks and yes! Is it wrong that I'm really excited?
xx Jess
It really isn't. Because flatpack!
Oh thank goodness a sane person.
Anyone want to watch me turn a flatpack into furniture???
xx Jess
Let's do it together on cam
Whoop whoop! How cool would that be?
I've not been this excited in a long time!
xx J
That's a bit concerning... but yay!"Got to get my kicks in somehow! Yay to IKEA... xx J | |||
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