FabSwingers.com forum: How many wanks have you had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

1.5

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman never tells

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Zerooooohhhhh yeahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Zero

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

I’m not in the mood for one.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Just the one - slow day

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By *estgalwayguyMan
over a year ago

Galway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I think I meant walks. I’ll do that another time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman never tells"
perfectly placed comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zero"

Fancy an orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1.5

Em x"

The .5 is relatable

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"1.5

Em x

The .5 is relatable"

Kids eh?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Just the one. It was good though.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

None... roll on the weekend

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

None....maybe later.....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Zero

I’m not in the mood for one. "

Because she had the sex!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

1 but it was just after midnight

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By *arth SideousMan
over a year ago

hyde

Later this evening

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

None

#smug #sorrynotsorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today. Nil. This week I think nil too.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

One.

I don't have time for another before going out so I think I too many be relating to the .5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at 6, no time for fannying about with my minge

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over a year ago

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

28.

But I imagined 27.5 of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less than zero

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

1 i was bored

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By *agic mike 1983Man
over a year ago

benidorm

2 today

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

None today, in fact only one in the last couple of weeks, just not been feeling it lately (pun very much intended!)

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

1 and I'm having it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None yet..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over me… lol

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over a year ago

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I’m disgusting

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I started one... this afternoon..but then gave up on it..and went and used that excess energy on doing a work out.. maybe I'll get back to what I started later on tonight..

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Today?"

Thanks for reminding me! Usually two or sometimes three a day. Does that make me a bad man? I had a girlfriend last year who liked the idea of me wanking while thinking of her, and she was tasty. Crazy, but tasty...

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By *j22200Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

All-day everyday ?? ??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

None.

None yesterday and none tomorrow either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, but that can change

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

None

I had 3 yesterday though

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"1.5

Em x

The .5 is relatable"

Or the, I'm done before finishing thing. Which is okay with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None today, in fact only one in the last couple of weeks, just not been feeling it lately (pun very much intended!)"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm having one right now!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm considering a second one

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm considering a second one "

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"None.

None yesterday and none tomorrow either

Are you some kind of diet?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm having one right now! "

Well, stop it now. You pervert. We are watching.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

Generally. My thinking always starts with wank and then whatever I have to do.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

T3chnically one.. but it did start yesterday, and ran over into today..

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!

I mean... all you have to do is ask

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

None. Not feeling it. Therefore i am not feeling it.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!

I mean... all you have to do is ask

Okay, I'll try. Could I please see your toys, Posh?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!

I mean... all you have to do is ask

Okay, I'll try. Could I please see your toys, Posh?

It's in person viewing only... if you leave home now you could be here around midnight...

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm considering a second one

Talk me through your thought process, how do you consider something like that?

Well... I think... hmm. I could do the laundry... but I don't want to... so I should probably grab some toys and give myself a shafting...

See, that sounds so foreign to me, but that's probably because I haven't seen your toys!

I mean... all you have to do is ask

Okay, I'll try. Could I please see your toys, Posh?

It's in person viewing only... if you leave home now you could be here around midnight..."

I knew there'd be a catch!

I have plans for tomorrow, but is it possible to view them some other time? In person of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

None..... Yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None.

None yesterday and none tomorrow either

Periods amirite

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

2. I reckon I’ll go for 3 later on though. A very happy little Friday

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Zero

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"2. I reckon I’ll go for 3 later on though. A very happy little Friday "

Well 3 is the magic number.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

None as yet, haven't had the time today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on my 6th ??

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"God I’m disgusting "

Nah. It would be disgusting if your hand was stuck to your cock because it was crusty and sticky from all the jizz you’ve expended throughout the day.

But I’m guessing you’ve wiped. So it’s fine

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

None.

Yet.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"2. I reckon I’ll go for 3 later on though. A very happy little Friday "

Ooh hants is on it today!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2. I reckon I’ll go for 3 later on though. A very happy little Friday "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Individual wanks or total orgasms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Individual wanks or total orgasms?

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wanks. I don’t count orgasms because they’re harder to have

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Zero for once

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Individual wanks or total orgasms?

wanks. I don’t count orgasms because they’re harder to have"

Harder for whom?

Then 2… so far

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Zero for once "

What?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

none as of yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea... I'm not a wanking 'expert'. If I say ONE or TWO, someone on here will criticize it and tell me that it's THREE or FOUR according to latest gov stats.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Zero for once

What?

I know shocking isn't it

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good long teasing wank is best

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Zero for once

What?

I know shocking isn't it

I. Am. Floored.

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

One!

Well, depends if you're counting midnight to midnight.

If you count sunset to sunset, then none yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And getting watched is horny too, anyone else agree?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"None

I'd help you out if you helped me

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Zero for once

What?

I know shocking isn't it

I. Am. Floored.

This is what happens when you get off the plane and some handsome man's waiting to do alsorts of things to me, couldn't leave him hanging ha ha

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"None

I'd help you out if you helped me

It would be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sent a facepic today, which has put me in the mood for one tonight

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Zero for once

What?

I know shocking isn't it

I. Am. Floored.

This is what happens when you get off the plane and some handsome man's waiting to do alsorts of things to me, couldn't leave him hanging ha ha

I know right…

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I was sent a facepic today, which has put me in the mood for one tonight "

Was that mine?

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Just one last night , gearing up for another

…..has anyone got a go to wank person they knock one out over ?

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Just one last night , gearing up for another

…..has anyone got a go to wank person they knock one out over ? "

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Just one last night , gearing up for another

…..has anyone got a go to wank person they knock one out over ?

I’m a distant admirer of you.

Just saying.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

One and it was extremely satisfying…… 5-6 days build up and was well needed…

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

None.

Mrs TMN x

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Zero for moi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero but I did have a good smash sesh that lasted two minutes.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'd take her ^ from zerø-to-nerø.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Zilch.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Zilch."

But how many have you given

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Half a one

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"Zero but I did have a good smash sesh that lasted two minutes."

With that body id last a good 7 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None yet

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Zilch.

But how many have you given

I don't know, maybe you could answer that?

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
over a year ago

West Mids

Just the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to start my 1st

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

On to some more now… I should be asleep

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Not enough today clearly

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By *j202293Man
over a year ago

South Wales

Anyone want to do it together? ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm not a wanker.

Zero.

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By *omo49Man
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

No good me getting in touch with any of you lot then when I need a mouth full I always love to get a face covering 1st,

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By *annykillingtonMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Incoming

Or outgoing?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just spoken to the official adjudicator and I can confirm the number is………………………. Zero.

The mr

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By *tress toyWoman
over a year ago

leinster

Ladywanks this morning =1

Hopefully now I can get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladywanks this morning =1

Hopefully now I can get back to sleep "
stress relief?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I haven't in 3 days. Hozzaattt?!

I do them less these days. Actually I think it's only been 2. But still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I used a shit lload of lube and edged for about 6 hours, the o was amazing, the old boy was double the size where it had swollen, probably went to hard ??

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By *hapLeedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

On it now

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

On with my first now.

Usually have 4 or 5 a day.

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