FabSwingers.com forum: How would you describe the taste of pussy?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. I’ve been booked in for a presentation at the local village Incel society next month and I can’t quite come up with the words to explain it to them?

Can anyone help to put it into clearly understandable English?

It’s a difficult as explaining the smell of a perfume really, isn’t it?

And, as I’m a fully-inclusive Fabster, what about the taste of spunk too?

Thanks in advance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I bar be cued next doors cat. It had a kind of smokey pigeon flavour about it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's just piss!

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Kinda the same taste as a slug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinda the same taste as a slug"

Do you have experience of tasting slugs?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Bit like chicken, according to my local dodgy takeaway

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Divine, Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a glass of orange juice after brushing your teeth. Kinda fresh but kinda rank, little off-putting but bareable.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Its like the juice of a steak after a good rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the village incel society

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

A little like mild skunk that's been force fed molasses. Earthy, pungent, musky and warm with a hint of Old Holborn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it

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you can tell them it tastes like heaven. They are incels. They’re not getting any and they’re not getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little like mild skunk that's been force fed molasses. Earthy, pungent, musky and warm with a hint of Old Holborn."

Do you smoke a pipe granny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it

you can tell them it tastes like heaven. They are incels. They’re not getting any and they’re not getting there"

I might tell them it tastes like the smell of their gamer chair?

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Juicy and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So .. divine pissy OJ slug bbq cat chickeny skunky Old Holborn.. got it

you can tell them it tastes like heaven. They are incels. They’re not getting any and they’re not getting there

I might tell them it tastes like the smell of their gamer chair? "

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Divine, Mrs x"

A second vote for divine here!

C x

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Divine, Mrs x

A second vote for divine here!

C x"

Third for divine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?

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By *lex4660Man
over a year ago

Thame

"Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"

I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...

Pussy: There is a hint of piss, unless the woman in question has just come out of a bath .. which kinda ruins things. So starting with the basics: Sweet, salty ( but should not be excessive - go wash) umami. No bitter and not at all sour, if it is back off rapidly

There is a reason oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - they are probably the nearest thing to taste and texture. Beyond that it comes down to individuals and depends if they smoke or what they've been eating.

Cum: Sweet, salty, bitter, umami. Not sour. Taste is between mown grass with a touch of chlorine (think swimming pool) and that covers aroma too, where 90% of taste is. The degree of bitterness depends on whether the guy smokes and, again, what he's been eating.

Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc

Either way I LOVE both yummmm.

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By *olden oldieTV/TS
over a year ago

cardigan

Sweet if its kept tidyxxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"

I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...

Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc

Either way I LOVE both yummmm."

^^ he’s a taster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tastes like what it is....a vagina....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^He knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?"

Tasting the rainbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?"

Exactly, taste the rainbow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?

Exactly, taste the rainbow "

I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

It could also mean you like the taste of cock haha only joking bro rainbow flag and all that

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Can't say I've ever seriously thought a quim tasted sweet before...

Alot of the time it doesn't take like much I find. It's more the smell and even then if its freshly washed won't emit much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?

Exactly, taste the rainbow

I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......"

Use minitab to help you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?

Exactly, taste the rainbow

I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......

Use minitab to help you

Got it

Now, how to collect the data

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Not Far From Doncaster

My own… amazing. Another woman’s… wouldn’t know yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the taste of pussy was an emoji it would be

I thought that was Skittles?

Exactly, taste the rainbow

I'm gonna find out if mine is rainbow flavour. Gonna need a few data points to get an average......

Use minitab to help you

Got it

Now, how to collect the data

Influx of dudes offering their input I am sure!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I must confess that I can’t ascribe any particular taste to it.

It’s neither notably sweet nor sour.

I do very much enjoy eating it though

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By *enuxbMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Like a honey infused yoghurt . Should be taken twice a day after meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....

I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like smokey phlegm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like smokey phlegm. "

For both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you lot! I'm off to a club tomorrow for the first time in ages....and you're really putting me off a fmf here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like smokey phlegm. "
This is how imagine it *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?

I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.

The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?

I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.

The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about!

Sadly Dan I do! Although could be worse, you could be just using flip charts! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?

I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.

The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about!

Sadly Dan I do! Although could be worse, you could be just using flip charts! Lol "

Spider diagrams

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Will you do a Powerpoint presentation for the incel society, OP?

I’m of that age that I still use an OHP (overhead projector) and acetates.

The kids on here will have NO idea what I’m on about!

Sadly Dan I do! Although could be worse, you could be just using flip charts! Lol

Spider diagrams"

Lol, if that is the case just take a blackboard and chalk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....

I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x "

No volunteers apart from this one. It's gonna be a small sample size.

PS: still we don't have you blocked so no idea why you can't PM us!

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By *nowy669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Shower first zero taste its more her reaction and moans for me

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

sweat and hormones, all the good stuff, disco vag is best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy tastes somewhere between phlegm and peach juice

Sperm is between clotted cream and bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy tastes somewhere between phlegm and peach juice

Sperm is between clotted cream and bleach"
Oh pls god no more (bang on!) descriptions pls!! Why did I read why did I read why did I read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bar be cued next doors cat. It had a kind of smokey pigeon flavour about it. "

I literally belly laughed in a public place at this response and then most of the posts in this forum post. Laughed is infectious, most of those around were laughing in the end, and none of them know that I was laughing over the taste of pussy.

Thank you op and all posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....

I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x

No volunteers apart from this one. It's gonna be a small sample size.

PS: still we don't have you blocked so no idea why you can't PM us! "

By all means message me and I can sort out a time to have a taste test lol x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"

I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...

Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc

Either way I LOVE both yummmm."

If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.

If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.

Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Under Jumper

The clues to taste are in the removal of the underwear … if like an old sticker you have to heat the knickers with a hairdryer and peel off bit by bit avoiding ripping them then it could be a sign of an over ripe pussy which for the younger taster might be a little gamey. However if the knickers fly off with little resistance and you hear a choir singing the hallelujah chorus as they do then you should find a perfectly presented pussy which has been tended to lovingly to provide a heavenly taste experience.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Like Chanel no 5

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Under Jumper

""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"

I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...

Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc

Either way I LOVE both yummmm.

If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.

If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.

Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease. "

Agree x

only twice have I experienced whiffy ones and one in particular still makes me gag as you could have used that smell for riot control - that was not a meeting that I went through with.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Well kept one has no taste its more of a feel

Soft and tender,like the inside of your cheek in your mouth

Raw chicken thighs texture before you season it

slippery

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Like warm apple pie. Im Sure, thats right, because everything in the movies is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy tastes somewhere between phlegm and peach juice

Sperm is between clotted cream and bleach"

You’ve actually tasted bleach?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....

I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x

No volunteers apart from this one. It's gonna be a small sample size.

PS: still we don't have you blocked so no idea why you can't PM us!

By all means message me and I can sort out a time to have a taste test lol x "

It's not on our end so we can't change anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a broader sample to find the accurate description. Now taking applications for the study

Please see above for the study I am running on the subject.....

I would volunteer but unfortunately we still have communication issues haha x "

I can volunteer

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Bit like chicken, according to my local dodgy takeaway "

Cooked or raw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy tastes somewhere between phlegm and peach juice

Sperm is between clotted cream and bleach

You’ve actually tasted bleach?

You mean, you haven't tasted bleach?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Like a armpit after a good workout with a hint of metal undertones and a sprinkle of strawberry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fancied fried pussy. Chinese might.

Oh a woman never tells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just adore the taste of a ladies pussy. Like nectar from the gods, can't get enough. Just a real shame there's a distinct lack of willing ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the famous words of Harry Styles - Pussy/Female Orgasm is a “Watermelon Sugar High” ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like carpet

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By *hil1948Man
over a year ago

Barton

It tastes lovely x

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

It's different for each lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5v battery or strawberries

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

""Why do women smell of roses and taste of fish?"

I used to be on a tasting panel (paid, would you believe!) so here goes ...

Not extensive: I could go on about old leather and damp cloths etc

Either way I LOVE both yummmm."

You're a connoisseur

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Never came across one but texture I'd say like licking bacon

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Well it can range from a wet hessian smeared with Primula and that Norwegian fish thing to the best bowl of fruit the Garden of Eden probably had to offer.

And obv anywhere in between.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

depends on the person to whom the pussy belongs...

the first one I tasted was kind of lemony, with a strong citrus aftertaste

the second one curry/onions... spicy and hot...

third one bleachey... well, we had just climbed out of the swimming pool...

etc etc each one totally unique.

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By *teve 69Man
over a year ago

leicester

I would love to know as well but haven’ the fortunate experience to know, so if there is any local ladies willing to help me I would appreciate it

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

All depends on hygiene levels

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Tastes like when you put a 9v battery on your tongue.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tastes like when you put a 9v battery on your tongue.

The mr "

I said 5v

I meant what you said

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I would love to know as well but haven’ the fortunate experience to know, so if there is any local ladies willing to help me I would appreciate it"

Change your profile name to 'Steve 68' then. Nearly but not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy never knowing

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

From past experience they're all unique to the person, no two have been the same.

Tinder

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste "

Pinkie promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste "

I can categorically state I’ve never done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

I can categorically state I’ve never done this"
and not dissing anyone that has

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise"

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

I can categorically state I’ve never done this"

Are you sure though? You might have done it subconsciously in the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

I can categorically state I’ve never done this

Are you sure though? You might have done it subconsciously in the moment "

pretty sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand? "

Scouts honour

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour "

You were never a scout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been"

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Like carpet"

Shag pile or double twist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough "

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Bluntly it changes with the time of cycle.. But always good!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know. "

Strict, sour faced and uptight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.

Strict, sour faced and uptight? "

That's me now.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.

Strict, sour faced and uptight?

That's me now."

So still a nun! Just a fallen one

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

".. I’ve been booked in for a presentation at the local village Incel society next month and I can’t quite come up with the words to explain it to them?

Can anyone help to put it into clearly understandable English?

It’s a difficult as explaining the smell of a perfume really, isn’t it?

And, as I’m a fully-inclusive Fabster, what about the taste of spunk too?

Thanks in advance!

Like stale horseradish sauce.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know. "

Yeah sure

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.

Strict, sour faced and uptight?

That's me now."

Keep going hun! They're hooked..

Mrs x

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not the village incel society

Always a potential flashpoint when the WI arrive for their meeting straight after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.

Strict, sour faced and uptight?

That's me now.

Keep going hun! They're hooked..

Mrs x"

I do like a guy with low standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol "

Awwww go on then seeing as I've got 3 minutes!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol "

Que the inbox stampede lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol "

You didn't say please

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol

You didn't say please

Don't think she needs to. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol beg I have to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol "

Please tell me this is Mrs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Lol beg I have to lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like pumpkin pie.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Pineapple surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken.

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By *lex4660Man
over a year ago

Thame

" If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.

If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.

Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease. "

Tastes of fish, not smells of!!

Anyway that's just a saying and a way of introducing the subject.

Sour and bitter are two separate things. PH level = sourness. Bitter, think coffee or paracetamol. Cum is definitely bitter, esp in smokers.

So .. at this talk/presentation thing, how about a taste test? All you need are 4 vaginas (3 plus a control) and 4 cocks. That will liven things up nicely lol.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Tastes like strawberries

On a summer’s evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So to summarise so far:

Pussy taste the same as licking a slug and a bit of piss.

Spunk tastes of bleach and Old Holborn

Good thread so far guys. Please continue

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By *estgalwayguyMan
over a year ago

Galway

Sweeter than honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol beg I have to lol "

I get the hint darling….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Musky, pissy... Great really.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"I'm happy never knowing

Don't pretend you've never sucked your fingers to see how you taste

Pinkie promise

Swear it on your strap on and wand?

Scouts honour

You were never a scout

I could of been

Maybe, I don't think you would have behaved enough

I was practically a nun in my youth I'll have you know.

Strict, sour faced and uptight?

That's me now.

Keep going hun! They're hooked..

Mrs x

I do like a guy with low standards."

Sorry I will have to agree to disagree with you there..

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

yumcity

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"Someone come and taste mine and let me know

lol "

Can D and I confer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely you can

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

" If there is a hint of piss ..... that's piss NOT vagina.

If a woman smells of fish .... there is possibly an infection present.

Bitter or sour do not need backing off from and just indicates a personal PH level - not disease.

Tastes of fish, not smells of!!

Anyway that's just a saying and a way of introducing the subject.

Sour and bitter are two separate things. PH level = sourness. Bitter, think coffee or paracetamol. Cum is definitely bitter, esp in smokers.

So .. at this talk/presentation thing, how about a taste test? All you need are 4 vaginas (3 plus a control) and 4 cocks. That will liven things up nicely lol."

We taste what we smell ..... if it tastes of fish it smells of fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely you can

Genuinely have no idea what she’s on at the moment

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Kinda the same taste as a slug

Do you have experience of tasting slugs?

There are plenty of flaccid cock pics that look like slugs. When the owners can't even be bothered to get them erect for the pic... and they ask why I think they are lazy lovers...

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"Absolutely you can

Well it's the only fair assessment in our experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like stale hummus

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Like a chocolate and caramel cream oozing from a burnt cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a chocolate and caramel cream oozing from a burnt cake. "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Like a chocolate and caramel cream oozing from a burnt cake.

See! He knows

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