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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds furry unlikely

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news. "

Sean thinks it’s disgustingly disgraceful this maniac of an animal wasn’t sent down for 15 to life…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bearly believe it

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news. "

Bears aren't vicious. It probably didn't want to be caught inside a (fiat) panda.

Most likely explanation is there was food in the car. Or a picinic basket...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news.

Bears aren't vicious. It probably didn't want to be caught inside a (fiat) panda.

Most likely explanation is there was food in the car. Or a picinic basket... "

A pickernick basket?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Oh Tom, what big eyes you have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Tom, what big eyes you have! "

All the better to...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hang on we need blues expertise on this subject .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is Brexit to blame?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It was almost certainly on drugs, Jennie. Cocaine bear

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Identify theft is not a joke, Jennie. Millions of families suffer every year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re treading on THIN ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was almost certainly on drugs, Jennie. Cocaine bear "

Not YOU again!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Identify theft is not a joke, Jennie. Millions of families suffer every year! "

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Think he made a bit of a boo boo

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Whatever is going on, he's definitely smarter than the average bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Identify theft is not a joke, Jennie. Millions of families suffer every year! "

Not theft

tribute

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It was almost certainly on drugs, Jennie. Cocaine bear

Not YOU again! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Identify theft is not a joke, Jennie. Millions of families suffer every year!

Not theft

tribute"

Please clean up after yourself.

*Passes a tissue*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The Officer was very lucky..

Could have a grizzly outcome

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Was it the famous, nay infamous grizzly Hank the Tank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a chonk in my back yard on Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a chonk in my back yard on Tuesday."

chonk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chonk in my back yard on Tuesday.

chonk? "
Fat one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what the fu k is a fat chonk?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"what the fu k is a fat chonk? "

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"what the fu k is a fat chonk? "

I'm sure omeone sent me a pic of theirs this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go ."
lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

I'm sure omeone sent me a pic of theirs this morning! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes. "

but do they have drivers licences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"what the fu k is a fat chonk? "

I feel so superior

Fat chonk is used by the British yoof nowadays, Jen-jen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences? "
lol we get them all the time.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences? "

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear ."
Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do."

By crashing cars and refusung breath tests?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do."

Shit in the woods perhaps take food out picnic baskets

Have relationship with the park ranger wear hat and a tie

And now are driving cars by this report .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do.

By crashing cars and refusung breath tests? "
lol think about it you are a bear do you give a fuck? If I was ever to be reincarnated I want to be a bear.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do.

Shit in the woods perhaps take food out picnic baskets

Have relationship with the park ranger wear hat and a tie

And now are driving cars by this report .

"

Its political correctness gone mad!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Fucking predicted text whatch out blue think of Leonard de caprio in the revenant that bear gave a fuck .so look out their not all gay .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do.

Shit in the woods perhaps take food out picnic baskets

Have relationship with the park ranger wear hat and a tie

And now are driving cars by this report .

Its political correctness gone mad! "
ikr

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do.

Shit in the woods perhaps take food out picnic baskets

Have relationship with the park ranger wear hat and a tie

And now are driving cars by this report .

Its political correctness gone mad! ikr "

I don't understand text speak but I'm asumeing ikr

Means I know right .or am I wrong .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you a correct.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

I love this site

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Lol you a correct. "

The only problem with that is it makes sence with the I know but putting right at the end doesn't in the way we speak there your missing .but then you do say right right .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol you a correct.

The only problem with that is it makes sence with the I know but putting right at the end doesn't in the way we speak there your missing .but then you do say right right .lol"
Right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news. "

Must of been a grizzly bear as it walked away from the encounter unharmed.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

It’s certainly paws for thought….

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It was just driving to the woods for a shit.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Maybe he was looking for an excellent adventure with his friend Bill

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By *asyGent75Man
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Bears dogging

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"what the fu k is a fat chonk?

Well so much for a shared English language I thought an america insight might help with regards their law enforment and wild life experience . but there you go . lol black bears generally don't bother you . But I been surprised sometimes.

but do they have drivers licences?

Of course they do its the land of the free home of the brave .they even give them TV series you remember yogi bear . Honestly they can be a pain in the ass. But you have to respect and love them. I moved into their domain. They just doing what bears do.

By crashing cars and refusung breath tests? lol think about it you are a bear do you give a fuck? If I was ever to be reincarnated I want to be a bear."

Oh that’s epic, I’m literally laughing my cock off.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news. "

You look different Tom- have you changed your hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wildlife officer in Colorado, a US state famous for yellow potato beetles, has freed a bear from a car.

It is not clear whether the vicious bugger even had a licence, let alone insurance. It is believed the Chief of Police did not insist on the bear being breathalysed!

What's going in here peoples?

It's all over the news.

You look different Tom- have you changed your hair?"

Hair?

you being funny?

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