FabSwingers.com forum: How to break up with a lady?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've found the women of your dreams, everything has been perfect, ... until!

She confesses her love of folk music or something equally ghastly! You know she must go. How would you do it?

I'd wait until her next hairdressers visit and when she asks:

"So,... what do you think?" Reply

"Of what?"

Over finito, job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to folk off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say something misogynistic and hope she’s not one of those that are into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell her to folk off!"

Nice try, Ricky. I’m familiar with your game. I know it’s you.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Folk music?!! May Saint’s preserve us!

Ye gods! The scenario is too heinous to even contemplate!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Easy tell her you love her and want to marry her and stop swinging .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Tell her your banjo string is broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Folk music?!! May Saint’s preserve us!

Ye gods! The scenario is too heinous to even contemplate!

Never a truer sentence typed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy tell her you love her and want to marry her and stop swinging ."

A much simpler solution indeed. Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you fancy her dad

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"You've found the women of your dreams, everything has been perfect, ... until!

She confesses her love of folk music or something equally ghastly! You know she must go. How would you do it?

I'd wait until her next hairdressers visit and when she asks:

"So,... what do you think?" Reply

"Of what?"

Over finito, job done.

Her music choice is her choice there is some nice music in other music.

same with your music choice is your own.

Your better off saying that your not keen on it and ask her not to play when your together.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just wave and say bye on the way out…

Should be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, next time she asks "does my bum look too big in this?" say yes! She will likely stomp off and never return!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tell her that you've just remembered that you're gay, you just wanted to test the waters

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just pay your death metal at top volume. She will be running out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk music...

I used to not now..

Tell her folk its over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her that folk sex is not your thing

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Shit the bed. Worked for amber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confess your love for Andrew Tate and she’ll do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy, next time she asks "does my bum look too big in this?" say yes! She will likely stomp off and never return!

We should put this theory to the test. Wear your skimpiest attire and ask me that question?

If I reply "No it's perfectly face burying", then my face gets to rip.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I like folk music.

I like a bit of Country too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like folk music.

I like a bit of Country too.

You sick sick sicko!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy, next time she asks "does my bum look too big in this?" say yes! She will likely stomp off and never return!

We should put this theory to the test. Wear your skimpiest attire and ask me that question?

If I reply "No it's perfectly face burying", then my face gets to rip.

You sir are a brave man! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy, next time she asks "does my bum look too big in this?" say yes! She will likely stomp off and never return!

We should put this theory to the test. Wear your skimpiest attire and ask me that question?

If I reply "No it's perfectly face burying", then my face gets to rip.

You sir are a brave man! Lol"

I informed my choice of retort based on how happy that squirell looks in your profile pic.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Shag her sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag her sister "

She told me it wasn't her sister. She must of known, she was watching!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Start calling her dude and fist bumpin her

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