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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Where would we be without them?

They come in all shapes and sizes but never seem to get the same respect as other members of the cutlery family.

Always ladled as the sensible one and not as angry as brother knife or as misunderstood as sister fork.

They are always the least popular choice for backstabbers but first in line at soupeaters anonymous meetings.

Let's hear it for your favourite spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a tablespoon of coffee, aand a tablespoon of Coco pops.

I like a tablespoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Teaspoons. But not those stupid tiny ones. Actual teaspoons.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Teaspoons. But not those stupid tiny ones. Actual teaspoons."

Those tiny ones are impossible to play.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Teaspoons. But not those stupid tiny ones. Actual teaspoons.

Those tiny ones are impossible to play. "

They are! And now I need to see a video of you attempting it. Does that make me weird?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle."

That's where they go to wither

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Teaspoons. But not those stupid tiny ones. Actual teaspoons.

Those tiny ones are impossible to play.

They are! And now I need to see a video of you attempting it. Does that make me weird?"

No there are lots of other reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teaspoons. But not those stupid tiny ones. Actual teaspoons.

Those tiny ones are impossible to play.

They are! And now I need to see a video of you attempting it. Does that make me weird?"

No.

Its not THAT that makes you weird

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And I thought we were friends. Both of you are responsible for my sadness now.

(Even though you're right...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

That's where they go to wither "

Actually it’s The Standing Order, Edinburgh. I forgot about that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pastry fork

Snail fork

Chip fork

Swiss Cheese Fondue

Who doesn't like a good fork x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

That's where they go to wither

Actually it’s The Standing Order, Edinburgh. I forgot about that one."

You should try The Admiral Collingwood, Ilfracombe. It's got a fantastic roof terrace.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Spork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I love the long teaspoons for ice cream sundaes, where you can dig the chocolate sauce out of the bottom..

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I put the spoon down and picked up the fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

That's where they go to wither

Actually it’s The Standing Order, Edinburgh. I forgot about that one.

You should try The Admiral Collingwood, Ilfracombe. It's got a fantastic roof terrace."

If I’m ever down that way I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand carved Welsh love spoons

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Pastry fork

Snail fork

Chip fork

Swiss Cheese Fondue

Who doesn't like a good fork x"

Fork off.

This is a thread for spooners

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Spoons have a pub chain named after them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spoon theory[a] is a metaphor describing the amount of physical and/or mental energy that a person has available for daily activities and tasks, and how it can become limited. It was coined by writer and blogger Christine Miserandino in 2003 as a way to express how it felt to have lupus; explaining the viewpoint in a diner, she gave her friend a handful of spoons and described them as units of energy to be spent performing everyday actions, representing how chronic illness forced her to plan out days and actions in advance so as to not run out of energy.

I like these spoons.these spoons have been a great way to express one of my illnesses. These are my favourite spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a tablespoon of coffee, aand a tablespoon of Coco pops.

I like a tablespoon.

"

Do you put coffee on your coco pops or coco pops on your coffee

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

That's where they go to wither

Actually it’s The Standing Order, Edinburgh. I forgot about that one.

You should try The Admiral Collingwood, Ilfracombe. It's got a fantastic roof terrace.

If I’m ever down that way I will "

Gimme a shout and I'll buy you a Thatchers

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Wasn't Mr Spoons one of the characters on Steve Wright in the afternoon??

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

On tangent but spoon related .saw a fabulous windmill

Apparatus made out of spoons when wind blew one side went one way and the other side went the oposit way .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have always been absolutely fascinated by mustard spoons.

I am a very interesting person.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I like the teaspoons with the really long handle,you know the ones. They're my fave,makes me feel fancy

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

That's where they go to wither

Actually it’s The Standing Order, Edinburgh. I forgot about that one.

You should try The Admiral Collingwood, Ilfracombe. It's got a fantastic roof terrace.

If I’m ever down that way I will

Gimme a shout and I'll buy you a Thatchers "

Only if I can buy you a Brown Ale

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The Mile Castle, Newcastle.

That's where they go to wither

Actually it’s The Standing Order, Edinburgh. I forgot about that one.

You should try The Admiral Collingwood, Ilfracombe. It's got a fantastic roof terrace.

If I’m ever down that way I will

Gimme a shout and I'll buy you a Thatchers

Only if I can buy you a Brown Ale "

You can do that if I'm ever up your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoons are great. I like a tea spoon. The ones with plastic handles can get in the bin though!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Spoons are great. I like a tea spoon. The ones with plastic handles can get in the bin though! "

I agree with her and not just because, have you seen those boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can play the Spoons. Remember my grandad on the Spoons and a harmonica. A dying skill I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoons are great. I like a tea spoon. The ones with plastic handles can get in the bin though!

I agree with her and not just because, have you seen those boobs?

"

Did talking about teaspoons remind you of my boobs because they’re also small? You’re so mean!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Who can play the Spoons. Remember my grandad on the Spoons and a harmonica. A dying skill I think x"

Ex Dr Who, Sylvester McCoy was rather adroit on playing the spoons as I recall

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

A forkful of sugar wouldn't help the medicine go down

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Wasn't Mr Spoons one of the characters on Steve Wright in the afternoon?? "

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Yes, and he caused quite a Stir.

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