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What do you call the TV remote

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

The doofer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote.. Pass me it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"The doofer . "

I call mine fucking lost

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My Mum called it the OojaMaFlip randomly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the doof doof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's sky, the penis measure

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Channel changer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wackwack

Bess x

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

The blipper

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I call it...

Wait for it. ..

Just a little longer...

Don't worry it's worth it..

Hang in there...

The TV remote.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I actually call it the bibber

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Burt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mokie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

The button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just the remote, but my partner calls it the box and it’s infuriating me that I keep calling it that now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clit as I can never find it.

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

Zapper

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

The thingy

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Are you sitting on it!

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By *hameleons69Woman
over a year ago

good ship lollipop

The dibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button Box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remote

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Buttons or zapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The TV remote.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The bodger

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

It's the flicker in our house

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Flicker.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remote.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

The remote!!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Buttons

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By *ireblade16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Presser

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A ruler "

I see what you did there

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"A ruler

I see what you did there"

a rule of thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The McSuper-duper button pressy, channel changy thingemy Bob. Or Bob for short

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The Norris…

Norris-McSquirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bixby yes I have a fancy voice activated tv

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Moken troll

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

The buttons

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

The Tv control

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Dominic Cummings!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The ooffer, or the dooffer.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

The plonker

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Buttons

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Frank, because it's a zapper.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The mote

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Jimmy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Remote.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dibbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big remote (TV)

The little remote (firestick)

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Cock measures

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Advertisement squasher

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Controversial but I call mine "the remote"

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By *ndy man 200Man
over a year ago

hereford

Have you seen it ?

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Clicker

Kink (female)

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By *ueerKinkyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge (She/They And They/Them)

I call it “the handset”.

Max calls it “the remote”.

This is the only bone of contention in our relationship but it’s a bitterly-fought battle (“I won’t pass it to you until you say it right…”)

Dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 inches.

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

The telly thingy

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By *alsam1Couple
over a year ago

Caister

The buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9 inches."

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Zapper or just plain old remote

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By *heDevilsownMan
over a year ago

Go West

The tantrum changer as soon as the football goes on

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Vixen

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"The buttons "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I usually call it ‘where the fuck are you now’

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

The cock scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine !!! So you can all keep your paws off it !!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The remote.

I’m officially dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gizmo

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Buttons

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

tv remote

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