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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford

A young (19/20) black fella stopped me in the park today to tell me, "you are sick, bro!" I had no idea what he meant. He explained, "I love your beard and your tattoos." Very cool and obviously someone with taste. It is driving my teenage daughter a little crazy! Oh, and this is the second time this has happened to me. A young girl 16/17 said something similar a couple of years ago. My girl was beside herself at the merest thought that her old father was cool or desireable. Anyway, just so you know, I've still got it! And happy for any boys (men) or girls (women) who want to (I hate to be crude) sit on my face. I might gave d*unk too much wine already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at that face! Looks like a comfortable seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And people say I’ll regret my tattoos when I’m older

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Look at that face! Looks like a comfortable seat "

I was going to say something nice to you but you block anything to do with men. Are you sure, after that comment. I loved the picture of you with cleaning stuff. I suspect I need a good clean out. Happy to reciprocate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanwhile all I get is you're in good nick for 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at that face! Looks like a comfortable seat

I was going to say something nice to you but you block anything to do with men. Are you sure, after that comment. I loved the picture of you with cleaning stuff. I suspect I need a good clean out. Happy to reciprocate. "

I’ve pulled boys

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"And people say I’ll regret my tattoos when I’m older "

Damn, missus or mister. Delicious but I looked and looked and found nary a tat. I looked at all your pics, which were probably more than my old heart can handle (what my girl would say, if she had any idea what I am up to!)

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Look at that face! Looks like a comfortable seat

I was going to say something nice to you but you block anything to do with men. Are you sure, after that comment. I loved the picture of you with cleaning stuff. I suspect I need a good clean out. Happy to reciprocate.

I’ve pulled boys "

Me too, but it wasn't much fun. Felt a bit like charity. He was 20, by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And people say I’ll regret my tattoos when I’m older

Damn, missus or mister. Delicious but I looked and looked and found nary a tat. I looked at all your pics, which were probably more than my old heart can handle (what my girl would say, if she had any idea what I am up to!) "

Both our tattoos are hidden on here but I (mr) am covered in them with more to come soon.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meanwhile all I get is you're in good nick for 33"

Bloody hell. I was going to say something nice, but you block old farts too.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"And people say I’ll regret my tattoos when I’m older

Damn, missus or mister. Delicious but I looked and looked and found nary a tat. I looked at all your pics, which were probably more than my old heart can handle (what my girl would say, if she had any idea what I am up to!)

Both our tattoos are hidden on here but I (mr) am covered in them with more to come soon."

Come on, show us. What did you get? I'm in the rev up to something new at the moment.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meanwhile all I get is you're in good nick for 33"

I'll have to make do with that tiny picture of a bum. That might be enough!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

You're beard looks nice and fluffy

Em x

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Look at that face! Looks like a comfortable seat "

Very comfy. Imagine bouncing on the cushion of my beard! Is that too crude or weird?

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"You're beard looks nice and fluffy

Em x"

You is delicious. Why don't you live closer or why am I not rich enough to fire up the jet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you’re having fun

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"And people say I’ll regret my tattoos when I’m older

Damn, missus or mister. Delicious but I looked and looked and found nary a tat. I looked at all your pics, which were probably more than my old heart can handle (what my girl would say, if she had any idea what I am up to!)

Both our tattoos are hidden on here but I (mr) am covered in them with more to come soon."

I do have a gentleman caller who is more than inked and pierced. He is rather lovely by the way, if you interested! He is on here!

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad you’re having fun "

Damn. My friends are moving south.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meanwhile all I get is you're in good nick for 33"

I tried. Your profile pic is very lickable. I don't if I have to cover my eyes because you is old and raisiny.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"You're beard looks nice and fluffy

Em x"

Not remotely scratchy! Although I had a fella lick my balls with very manly rough shadow. It felt fantastic. He fucked up my lips too but everytime they stung, I thought of him! Is that wrong!?

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Meanwhile all I get is you're in good nick for 33

I tried. Your profile pic is very lickable. I don't if I have to cover my eyes because you is old and raisiny. "

Dude, calm down a bit

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I was told recently by a young buck that I have soft skin

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

... ...she ^ has soft skin. Fact.

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meanwhile all I get is you're in good nick for 33

I tried. Your profile pic is very lickable. I don't if I have to cover my eyes because you is old and raisiny.

Dude, calm down a bit"

Hard to calm down when it comes to lickable.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I got told I had nice feet by a Turkish woman on holiday who I probably would have banged?

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I was told recently by a young buck that I have soft skin "

Lovely. Soft, gentle, strokes. Who could ask for more?

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By *unchal OP   Man
over a year ago

Dartford


"I got told I had nice feet by a Turkish woman on holiday who I probably would have banged?"

Lots of nice folk in the world. Just have to rein it in a bit. Imagine. Wrecking her life. Being badly beaten up. And finally, the pair of you executed to death. What happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told I had nice feet by a Turkish woman on holiday who I probably would have banged?"

I don’t believe you. You didn’t write a thread about it.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got told I had nice feet by a Turkish woman on holiday who I probably would have banged?

I don’t believe you. You didn’t write a thread about it."

I told some people here about it. Some women here have concurred I have lovely feet. Come on gals don't be shy who wants to admit it!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got told I had nice feet by a Turkish woman on holiday who I probably would have banged?

Lots of nice folk in the world. Just have to rein it in a bit. Imagine. Wrecking her life. Being badly beaten up. And finally, the pair of you executed to death. What happened?"

I think you think a little on the glass half empty side compared to me....

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