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Men, do you know where the clxt is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women, are they lying?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

It's really not hard to miss. I'm pretty sure any many that has been near one knows. I'm pretty sure any man that has watched porn knows.

Those that "don't know" know, they just forget or choose to not bother with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really not hard to miss. I'm pretty sure any many that has been near one knows. I'm pretty sure any man that has watched porn knows.

Those that "don't know" know, they just forget or choose to not bother with it. "

He knows where the clit is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I don't know where mine is so good luck to any guy.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

I remember watching a fascinating documentary about this where the ladys clit was at the back of her throat….it was so fascinating I watched it over 100 times!!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is that what they call it on Twitter these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a map. Still didn’t find it.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Yes and no woman is ever gonna touch mine it's out of bounds!

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every man here will swear blind he knows where the clit is and makes a woman orgasm every time. Blah blah!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

URBAN LEGEND!!….like the Loch Ness monster

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?"

I love you so much sometimes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s located in Croydon

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?

I love you so much sometimes

"

Yes, be gentle.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?"

An A level student

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By *asycouple777Couple
over a year ago

bristol

It’s always a bit higher than where you first start out

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Wait... You don't mean Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers, do you?

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By *asycouple777Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"URBAN LEGEND!!….like the Loch Ness monster "

I’ve seen a photo of that. I have never seen a picture of a clit.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover


"URBAN LEGEND!!….like the Loch Ness monster

I’ve seen a photo of that. I have never seen a picture of a clit."

Hmmm sounds like some research is in order

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is that what they call it on Twitter these days? "

No, that's X. It marks the spot, I think.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?"

Minus 10 marks for the use of the word "panties"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women, are they lying? "

The clot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once crushed somones windpipe whilst looking

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?"

He knows

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember watching a fascinating documentary about this where the ladys clit was at the back of her throat….it was so fascinating I watched it over 100 times!!! "

Gary Delaney “ there was an interesting documentary on bbc iPlayer the other night about the clitoris. I had to press the red button, but I couldn’t find it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm with Kai Jesus Christ if you don't know just Google image it. Or come hither to doctor Bruce.

You see a lady peel her panties. That there friends is the labia. It looks like a mesh of skin just chilling not giving a shit what it looks like. Sometimes that labia is really just hangin down and other times it's pretty uptight.

Anyway.

If you peel the labia gently like a satsuma worth a million pounds, focus on the top part and you'll see a little pokeball, only it's not colourful and just looks like a fleshy hairless teeny testicle. It's round.

That there my friends, is the mystical clitoris. Be gentle with it. Tease it. According to one hottie here, put your fingers either side of it and massage your hand gently around it. Hell, feeling kinky? Use that tongue of yours good sir.

And that is clitoris one o one. Or I don't know, probably the only class you need.

Questions?"

Or.

Pass her the wand.

Job.

Done.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Women, are they lying? "

Strangely they don't all know how old do they need to be ? It's embarrassing

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Isn't it just below the left armpit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women, are they lying?

The clot?"

Ah weh di bludclart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s located in Croydon "

No wonder I can’t find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it just below the left armpit? "

That's the prostate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember watching a fascinating documentary about this where the ladys clit was at the back of her throat….it was so fascinating I watched it over 100 times!!! "

That was Linda Lovelace in Deepthroat

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Isn't it just below the left armpit?

That's the prostate. "

Bugger, I knew there was something there! Or did I read about it in The Sun ?

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Under the hood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under the hood "
if it’s a white hood for my safety I’ll stay away

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

On the no.36 bus in Sidcup!

No wonder that I never find it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under the hood if it’s a white hood for my safety I’ll stay away"
too late to delete I hope people get it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Under the hood if it’s a white hood for my safety I’ll stay away"

Mine has a white hood

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"Under the hood if it’s a white hood for my safety I’ll stay away"

This made me properly pmsl - you crack me up pickle

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"I remember watching a fascinating documentary about this where the ladys clit was at the back of her throat….it was so fascinating I watched it over 100 times!!!

That was Linda Lovelace in Deepthroat

"
now 103 times!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under the hood if it’s a white hood for my safety I’ll stay away

Mine has a white hood "

David Duke is that you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Under the hood if it’s a white hood for my safety I’ll stay away

This made me properly pmsl - you crack me up pickle "

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Wait... You don't mean Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers, do you? "

Isn't that an offshoot of the LABIA? The liberate apes before imprisoning apes

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