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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train?" I like proper butter knives, got my grans ones. They're so much better than normal ones. I want to hear about the spreader on the train | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train?" Please tell us this  | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? I like proper butter knives, got my grans ones. They're so much better than normal ones. I want to hear about the spreader on the train " I have a beautiful set of butter knives. There's not much to tell really. The guy in the shop was really nice. I bought a dress and he was pleased because he had the same one, then we spotted the spreader at a bargain price. After much ribaldry he wrapped it as inconspicuously as possible but we were still a bit giggly on the way home  | |||
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"Made my own, I'm handy like that
I NEED that. "They're cheap as chips to make and super easy too. | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train?" This sounds like a story that needs sharing | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? I like proper butter knives, got my grans ones. They're so much better than normal ones. I want to hear about the spreader on the train I have a beautiful set of butter knives. There's not much to tell really. The guy in the shop was really nice. I bought a dress and he was pleased because he had the same one, then we spotted the spreader at a bargain price. After much ribaldry he wrapped it as inconspicuously as possible but we were still a bit giggly on the way home "Oooft. | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? This sounds like a story that needs sharing "I wish I'd embellished it a bit now. I feel I've over promised and under delivered .
What *really* happened was as follows.
We got on the train at Brighton noticing as we did so a gorgeous guard and her assistant a beautiful catering trolley guy. She said "can I dock your tickets" he said "may I butter your biscuits" and the rest is history | |||
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"Are spreader bars worth it? I have some beautiful butter knives that I picked up at a carboot. Love them so much." For the sex I think so | |||
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"Are spreader bars worth it? I have some beautiful butter knives that I picked up at a carboot. Love them so much." Short answer yes very much so in my opinion  | |||
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"Made my own, I'm handy like that
I NEED that.
They're cheap as chips to make and super easy too. "Have you used it? Can we see? | |||
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"Are spreader bars worth it? I have some beautiful butter knives that I picked up at a carboot. Love them so much." They're very versatile. I'm an emergency you can even train a climbing plant up them | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? This sounds like a story that needs sharing
I wish I'd embellished it a bit now. I feel I've over promised and under delivered .
What *really* happened was as follows.
We got on the train at Brighton noticing as we did so a gorgeous guard and her assistant a beautiful catering trolley guy. She said "can I dock your tickets" he said "may I butter your biscuits" and the rest is history "I hope you had cream on those scones, NC | |||
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"Made my own, I'm handy like that
I NEED that.
They're cheap as chips to make and super easy too.
Have you used it? Can we see?"Yeah I'll take a pic when I get in. | |||
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"Made my own, I'm handy like that
I NEED that.
They're cheap as chips to make and super easy too.
Have you used it? Can we see?
Yeah I'll take a pic when I get in. "And yes it's been used a lot | |||
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"Made my own, I'm handy like that
I NEED that.
They're cheap as chips to make and super easy too.
Have you used it? Can we see?
Yeah I'll take a pic when I get in.
And yes it's been used a lot "I’m booking a trip and going very far west. Looking for some treasure  | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? This sounds like a story that needs sharing
I wish I'd embellished it a bit now. I feel I've over promised and under delivered .
What *really* happened was as follows.
We got on the train at Brighton noticing as we did so a gorgeous guard and her assistant a beautiful catering trolley guy. She said "can I dock your tickets" he said "may I butter your biscuits" and the rest is history
I hope you had cream on those scones, NC "Natch! | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train?" I remember you mentioning it before Its funny at time I thought oh that's interesting .now you've mention it again suddenly I've pictures in my head. | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? " . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? I remember you mentioning it before Its funny at time I thought oh that's interesting .now you've mention it again suddenly I've pictures in my head. " It was some time ago.  | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now "Don't you make macrame plant holders to justify the hooks the ceiling? Not saying that's what I've done at all | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now "I don’t understand what’s going on. Will you give me extra lessons? I can’t afford to fail this class!! | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now "I hope you’re having it with cheese sauce!!!!  | |||
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"Once you have my legs spread, what are going to do with me? "with you nanna? You’ll just have to wait and find out | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now
Don't you make macrame plant holders to justify the hooks the ceiling? Not saying that's what I've done at all "Dummy smoke alarms also conceal them...apparently | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now
I don’t understand what’s going on. Will you give me extra lessons? I can’t afford to fail this class!! "Sure. Just put your wrists here and here while I sort your ankles out... | |||
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"Like a butter knife? Did I ever tell you about the time we bought a spreader bar in Brighton and had to take it home on the train? I remember you mentioning it before Its funny at time I thought oh that's interesting .now you've mention it again suddenly I've pictures in my head. It was some time ago. "It may have been but the pictures in my mind arnt and to be honest in these pictures spreader bar been throw in the corner as surplus to requirement I'm happy looking at you with out it . | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now
Don't you make macrame plant holders to justify the hooks the ceiling? Not saying that's what I've done at all
Dummy smoke alarms also conceal them...apparently "Top tip there | |||
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"Is this an old people thing? The whole spreader bars being for something other than sex? . Yeah, I'm using it to make macrame now
I don’t understand what’s going on. Will you give me extra lessons? I can’t afford to fail this class!!
Sure. Just put your wrists here and here while I sort your ankles out... "Oh that sounds a lot like my first time | |||
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"Just screw some eye hooks in a doorframe.. ..ahem, so I’ve been told " I've just spent an age, sanding the things and striping the Victorian doors. Nobody is putting holes in them, else they'll be the ones with holes | |||
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