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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Rid of this horn!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?"

Outta work

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cuddles x

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Where

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Motivation. It's utterly gone. I've done so well and yep. Thank fuck for a long weekend.

Cock is sorted. It's just motivation for the next half hour I need.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?"

Same girl, same.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Motivation to finish my work so I can log off for the day.

Even knowing my tentacles are waiting for me isn't enough to get me moving.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

This back pain I need a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Motivation to finish my work so I can log off for the day.

Even knowing my tentacles are waiting for me isn't enough to get me moving."

You need a cock to gag on

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Replies, signs of life, hope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cwtchs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Motivation to finish my work so I can log off for the day.

Even knowing my tentacles are waiting for me isn't enough to get me moving.

You need a cock to gag on"

I had that yesterday. I'll have it tomorrow, and Saturday, and Sunday. Sometimes I need a little time to miss something

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Motivation to finish my work so I can log off for the day.

Even knowing my tentacles are waiting for me isn't enough to get me moving."

Get someone to tap into your praise kink if you have one. Highly effective.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Satisfaction"

I can’t get … this song out of my head now. Thanks.

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By *yreGuy99Man
over a year ago

Somewhere in Moria

Decent sleep

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By *AM-93Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Motivation to finish work

Self control not to go for a pint after work

Pussy

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Rid of this horn! "

Try using your biggest dildo. That sometimes works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motivation

Is lacking here too!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Motivation to finish my work so I can log off for the day.

Even knowing my tentacles are waiting for me isn't enough to get me moving.

Get someone to tap into your praise kink if you have one. Highly effective. "

I don't think I have one.

There's only one situation where being told I'm a good girl doesn't immediately invoke pouting defiance.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

Outta work "

You must be at about 10 hours by now!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Peace or Privacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll fuck you, Amber.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Cuddles x"

Well now I want cuddles too. If I was closer I would be offering my arms for a big cuddle.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?"

All of the above!!

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Where "

Metaphorically speaking or literally?

If stuck in a traffic jam, reach down and play with yourself.

If not getting your tasks done, reach down and play with yourself.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Motivation. It's utterly gone. I've done so well and yep. Thank fuck for a long weekend.

Cock is sorted. It's just motivation for the next half hour I need. "

Yeah. I feel like the forum is the place where my motivation goes to die. Very jealous of your long weekend.

Also no need to rub it in about the cock. I will just have to go rub one out all alone. I will think of you as I do.

Enjoy the cock!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"All of the above!! "

Can I motivate you to satisfy yourself on my cock? That’d cover all three needs …

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

Same girl, same."

We can commiserate (or masturbate) together.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Where

Metaphorically speaking or literally?

If stuck in a traffic jam, reach down and play with yourself.

If not getting your tasks done, reach down and play with yourself."

Meant literally but I like where you're going with this....

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Motivation to finish my work so I can log off for the day.

Even knowing my tentacles are waiting for me isn't enough to get me moving."

I have heard that for every 5 mins of work done between 430pm and 5.30pm you get an orgasm when touched by a tentacle.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've had some cock but motivation is seriously slacking for much else.

Mrs

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"This back pain I need a massage "

I highly recommend saying on your status that you need a big strong man to massage you. It has worked for me in the past.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"This back pain I need a massage "

But also i am sorry back pain is awful!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?"

Snap

*or lovely lady lumps

Tinder

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Replies, signs of life, hope... "

For hope I would definitely definitely recommend some time away from Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had some cock but motivation is seriously slacking for much else.

Mrs "

I can be your motivation like that kelly Rowland doing

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Cwtchs "

Again I am too far away but I am sending virtual hugs. I really want a hug now too.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Boobs, mostly boobs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Chocolate.

Well, I could, but I'd have to get dressed and go to the shop.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"This back pain I need a massage

I highly recommend saying on your status that you need a big strong man to massage you. It has worked for me in the past. "

I’m more into the get rid of back pain not try break my back type

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Satisfaction

I can’t get … this song out of my head now. Thanks. "

Cause I try, and I try and I try and I try.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Decent sleep"

To get good quality sleep stop looking at screens for an hour before bed time.

Then furiously wank for the time that you would have been looking at a screen. Unfortunately you cannot watch porn because that is on a screen. Sorry.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Motivation to finish work

Self control not to go for a pint after work

Pussy "

No motivation and no pussy? It sounds like you should probably go to the pub for a pint tbh.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Motivation

Is lacking here too!"

That is probably why we are hanging out on the fab forum...

Good luck because this thread isn't helping me find mine

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Motivation and also a break

Em x

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Peace or Privacy"

Tell everyone to fuck off then go for a walk and feed the ducks. That always helps me.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Penis for hire!

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I’ll fuck you, Amber. "

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’ll fuck you, Amber.

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk. "

Queue forms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll fuck you, Amber.

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk. "

One thing about me, I’m not just talk

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By *yreGuy99Man
over a year ago

Somewhere in Moria


"Decent sleep

To get good quality sleep stop looking at screens for an hour before bed time.

Then furiously wank for the time that you would have been looking at a screen. Unfortunately you cannot watch porn because that is on a screen.Sorry."

That's not a bad plan. Like back when you only had a mag, dvd's or your imagination

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll fuck you, Amber.

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk.

One thing about me, I’m not just talk "

Another thing about you is you are 200 miles from Preston. That's a bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll fuck you, Amber.

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk.

One thing about me, I’m not just talk

Another thing about you is you are 200 miles from Preston. That's a bugger "

And yet

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"All of the above!!

Can I motivate you to satisfy yourself on my cock? That’d cover all three needs …

"

Depends how you're planning on motivating me

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

All of the above!! "

There should be some kind of advent calendar counting down the days till the next cock. That might help the motivation too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

All of the above!!

There should be some kind of advent calendar counting down the days till the next cock. That might help the motivation too."

I'm sure that there's a market for one

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I've had some cock but motivation is seriously slacking for much else.

Mrs "

My sympathy is limited due to the cock you have already had.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

Snap

*or lovely lady lumps

Tinder "

Also snap.

I can only dream of the lumps.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

All of the above!!

There should be some kind of advent calendar counting down the days till the next cock. That might help the motivation too."

Don't you have one I give them out every meet I have .always

like to give them something to look forward to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get no....

Erm

Hang on I'm thinking, can you hear it?

Nope I can't think of anything.

I got motivation, cock, and satisfaction today.

I did well I think.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Boobs, mostly boobs "

To look at? If so I know of a website.

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Dick. Between extra shifts, holiday, and kids being home for 6 weeks… it’s officially cockblock season

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Chocolate.

Well, I could, but I'd have to get dressed and go to the shop."

I just ate chocolate raisins in the park. Highly recommend.

This sounds like euphemism. It is not.

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By *r Spank HarderMan
over a year ago

London

Loving

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"This back pain I need a massage

I highly recommend saying on your status that you need a big strong man to massage you. It has worked for me in the past.

I’m more into the get rid of back pain not try break my back type "

Of course. Who wants to be broken by a big strong man...?

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Motivation and also a break

Em x"

I hear you. Hope you got at least one of those!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Rid of this horn! "

I'll help

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Penis for hire! "

These bloody ads with no details, costs or expected outcomes are so frustrating.

I could be about to pay £300 for a flacid penis here.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I’ll fuck you, Amber.

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk.

Queue forms "

Just been, but the only queue forming was for the taxis.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I’ll fuck you, Amber.

Excellent. I will pick you up at Preston train station in 20 mins. If you are not there I will know you are all talk.

One thing about me, I’m not just talk "

And yet I went to the station and you weren't there. I ended up having to lick an ice lolly in the park instead of a pickle in the car.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Happiness "

Well that is much worse than my not getting any cock tonight.

I did take a walk to the park, eat an ice lolly and some chocolate raisins and fed the ducks and that made me happy. I really hope you can find something to make you happy this evening too!

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

All of the above!!

There should be some kind of advent calendar counting down the days till the next cock. That might help the motivation too.

I'm sure that there's a market for one "

Off to open my Etsy shop.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"

Satisfaction

Motivation

Cock

What about you today?

All of the above!!

There should be some kind of advent calendar counting down the days till the next cock. That might help the motivation too.

Don't you have one I give them out every meet I have .always

like to give them something to look forward to."

Damn it is this something else I can't get any of?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I can get it when i want it

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"I can't get no....

Erm

Hang on I'm thinking, can you hear it?

Nope I can't think of anything.

I got motivation, cock, and satisfaction today.

I did well I think.

"

I can't hear you. La la la la la la la

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

...sex in Ashton.

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Dick. Between extra shifts, holiday, and kids being home for 6 weeks… it’s officially cockblock season "

I have watched your video. If that is cockblock season I want in!

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By *mber81 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Loving "

If by loving you mean relationship and romance we are all on the wrong site.

If by loving you mean pussy and sex we are all on the wrong site.

Good luck finding what you are looking for.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Loving

If by loving you mean relationship and romance we are all on the wrong site.

If by loving you mean pussy and sex we are all on the wrong site.

Good luck finding what you are looking for. "

I found it but wasnt looking for it .but also found the other so win win .but since covid well became dry but like most we live in hope .

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