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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you learnt today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to share?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

Haha!

Also bought something else but that's a surprise and for next week and has no involvement with bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

I learned that too, and also where it's going!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

I learned that too, and also where it's going!!!

Excuse us a mo, answer your email!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

I learned that too, and also where it's going!!!

Excuse us a mo, answer your email!

Yes, Miss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

I learned that too, and also where it's going!!!

Excuse us a mo, answer your email!

Yes, Miss!!

Good now Miss Cheeky has learnt you do as you're told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

I learned that too, and also where it's going!!!

Excuse us a mo, answer your email!

Yes, Miss!!

Good now Miss Cheeky has learnt you do as you're told

Only sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you learnt today?

That you brought a strap on and lube..

I learned that too, and also where it's going!!!

Excuse us a mo, answer your email!

Yes, Miss!!

Good now Miss Cheeky has learnt you do as you're told

Only sometimes!

Maybe we should stick to email and not a public forum dear!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I hope you've got plenty of frozen peas in Julie, I think M may be needing them...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think maybe all the time remember do as you are told as you are never safe with a strap on...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

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You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you've got plenty of frozen peas in Julie, I think M may be needing them...

Ssshh don't scare him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

You do don't you?? I am daring I have ham,egg and chips...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

Mmmmm chips dipped in runny egg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly have beans in toast mmmmm with an egg on top

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

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But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

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over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

Ham egg and chips!! That sounds lovely with some mushrooms

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I have learnt that my iPhone autocorrects mmmmm to MMMMF!!

Hahaha!! My phone is a sex pest lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

See...look...one mention of egg n chips or beans on toast and your all drooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

Yeah I suppose so, I've no idea why though anyone would lie about what they are eating!

Also have to say I don't like chips really

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've learnt something today;

Sending messages without thinking them through can get you in big trouble!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

I'm going to go to the shop and get eggs now. Yum x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

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Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt something today;

Sending messages without thinking them through can get you in big trouble!

Woopsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt something today;

Sending messages without thinking them through can get you in big trouble!

Woopsie

Yes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

I do regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?"

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

I do regularly "
Woohooooo....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

She does that all the time haha x

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over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

What I really really want to know is why nobody in eastenders owns a washing machine

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

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Ok let me think.....Dublin for the weekend or cooking you lot egg n chips?????

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

What I really really want to know is why nobody in eastenders owns a washing machine

and they get somewhere to live within 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

Ok let me think.....Dublin for the weekend or cooking you lot egg n chips?????

Room in ya suitcase? .......... I'd love a proper Guinness

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

Ok let me think.....Dublin for the weekend or cooking you lot egg n chips?????

Room in ya suitcase? .......... I'd love a proper Guinness

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Asking a woman if their is any room in her suitcase.....tut tut...im surprised at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

Ok let me think.....Dublin for the weekend or cooking you lot egg n chips?????

Room in ya suitcase? .......... I'd love a proper Guinness

Asking a woman if their is any room in her suitcase.....tut tut...im surprised at you.

School boy error........... Of course there wouldn't be, forgot the kitchen sink would be in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am off to buy lamb chops

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

Ok let me think.....Dublin for the weekend or cooking you lot egg n chips?????

Room in ya suitcase? .......... I'd love a proper Guinness

Asking a woman if their is any room in her suitcase.....tut tut...im surprised at you.

School boy error........... Of course there wouldn't be, forgot the kitchen sink would be in there

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Actually, ive been told to pack light so im doing as im told for once...il have a pint of the black stuff for ya though.

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over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

I don't like beans or eggs at dinner time

But havent you noticed that NOBODY ever has them....i have once or twice, but ya cant beat a good old plate of egg n chips.

All round to yours..... Egg n chips all round

Good luck...i wont be home.....raincheck....?

Marvellous........ Gets us all starving and pulls the not home card!

Ok let me think.....Dublin for the weekend or cooking you lot egg n chips?????

Room in ya suitcase? .......... I'd love a proper Guinness

Asking a woman if their is any room in her suitcase.....tut tut...im surprised at you.

School boy error........... Of course there wouldn't be, forgot the kitchen sink would be in there

Actually, ive been told to pack light so im doing as im told for once...il have a pint of the black stuff for ya though.

Oh bless ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

mmmmm love dipping those chips in.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

What I really really want to know is why nobody in eastenders owns a washing machine

...and they all plead poverty but live in big London townhouses worth about £2 million

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over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

What I really really want to know is why nobody in eastenders owns a washing machine

...and they all plead poverty but live in big London townhouses worth about £2 million

And they go to the pub every night

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

What I really really want to know is why nobody in eastenders owns a washing machine

...and they all plead poverty but live in big London townhouses worth about £2 million

And they go to the pub every night

Yes but they don't claim benefits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its amazing what you learn on the forums..

You learn the same old things over and over again in the forums....anyway what i wanna know is why doesnt anyone ever have beans on toast or egg n chips for their dinner?

What I really really want to know is why nobody in eastenders owns a washing machine

...and they all plead poverty but live in big London townhouses worth about £2 million

And they go to the pub every night

Yes but they don't claim benefits...

Well they wouldn't admit it on telly........ The DwP might be watching

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