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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

It's being reported that Britain is being attacked by d*unk angry German wasps...

How do we prevent this invasion and what proportions are you going to take to prevent yourself from being attacked by these angry d*unk menaces....

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Bring in the tanks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

It’s all over the news

Ash are you masquerading as Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve is no fan of the Germans but

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Do German wasps swarm in multiples of “nein”

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bring in the tanks

How many do we have?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do German wasps swarm in multiples of “nein”"

Very good!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It’s all over the news

Ash are you masquerading as Tom?

There are 200 billion angry German wasps LB....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do German wasps swarm in multiples of “nein”"

Like the Borg in Star Trek?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do German wasps swarm in multiples of “nein”

Very good!"

It was!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Is there no end to this mass immigration

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Is there no end to this mass immigration "

Coming over here, stealing our stings….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie wonders if Brexit is to blame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's being reported that Britain is being attacked by d*unk angry German wasps...

How do we prevent this invasion and what proportions are you going to take to prevent yourself from being attacked by these angry d*unk menaces...."

Germany, which is a country named after a type of measels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it!! I got plagued on Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew it!! I got plagued on Saturday!"

Only because you provoked the vicious buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew it!! I got plagued on Saturday!

Only because you provoked the vicious buggers! "

I did not!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm a big strong man as you may have all noticed.

But I am fucking terrified of wasps.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I'm a big strong man as you may have all noticed.

But I am fucking terrified of wasps."

For research purposes- are you more or less scared of German wasps?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm a big strong man as you may have all noticed.

But I am fucking terrified of wasps.

For research purposes- are you more or less scared of German wasps?"

I worked with a German woman once who was super hot. But she did not like my British charm and was absolutely savage to me. She definitely fancied me a little though.

That experience has given me the impression Germans take no shit, and therefore, my answer is yes, d*unk German wasps would be scarier.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Jennie wonders if Brexit is to blame? "

But surely EU wasps have no authority here now.

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

we should fight them on the beaches..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Germany, which is a country named after a type of measels"

Just spat my coffee out

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is there no end to this mass immigration

Coming over here, stealing our stings…."

Next we will have to put then up in their own expensive wasp nests....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Those Bee bombers are nasty little buggers

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"It’s all over the news

Ash are you masquerading as Tom?

That was my first thought too!

Gbat x

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen? "

Hot diggity dawg!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen? "

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By *asyGent75Man
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Ooh ffs they’ll be bringing their Oktoberfest over here next during the months of June n July

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

I thought we had defeated the wasspen ss in 45.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought we had defeated the wasspen ss in 45."

We might have to call in the S.W.A.T team to finish them off...

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen?

Hot diggity dawg!"

You’re loving it, don’t you

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen?

Hot diggity dawg!

You’re loving it, don’t you "

Always loving it. Maybe we can run behind a bike shed together after some wasps have terrified us away from the group?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

How do we know that they’re d*unk. Are there tiny little breathyliser machines?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So if they are d*unk is there a sober one who directs the swarm from Germany..

All the d*unk wasps going the wrong way and the leader Wasp shouts " You're all going the wrong way , take the Third Reich "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

There’s one wasp in the corner crying, one has pinched a tiny traffic cone. 4 are congregated around a half eaten kebab. 3 are squaring up for a fight.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So if they are d*unk is there a sober one who directs the swarm from Germany..

All the d*unk wasps going the wrong way and the leader Wasp shouts " You're all going the wrong way , take the Third Reich "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There’s one wasp in the corner crying, one has pinched a tiny traffic cone. 4 are congregated around a half eaten kebab. 3 are squaring up for a fight."

That's the Northampton Wasps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is that why 6 Wasps were flying around my Frankfurters yesterday Ash ??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"So if they are d*unk is there a sober one who directs the swarm from Germany..

All the d*unk wasps going the wrong way and the leader Wasp shouts " You're all going the wrong way , take the Third Reich "

Don’t tell them your name Pike

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen?

Hot diggity dawg!

You’re loving it, don’t you

Always loving it. Maybe we can run behind a bike shed together after some wasps have terrified us away from the group? "

Clearly missed opportunity at the Park social.

Next time, Brucey, next time.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Is that why 6 Wasps were flying around my Frankfurters yesterday Ash ??"

They were just hanging around my sun lounger

. I had to move in the end.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"It’s not a good news Ash. I don’t like wasps. I don’t mind to be attacked by German sausage (or two) though, what’s wurst that can happen?

Hot diggity dawg!

You’re loving it, don’t you

Always loving it. Maybe we can run behind a bike shed together after some wasps have terrified us away from the group?

Clearly missed opportunity at the Park social.

Next time, Brucey, next time."

People don't touch at socials, it's gross! What if you have a COLD SORE

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Is this the biological warfare that everyone was concerned about?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is that why 6 Wasps were flying around my Frankfurters yesterday Ash ??

They were just hanging around my sun lounger

. I had to move in the end."

Typical Bloody Germans

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

There were six d*unken wasps from Munich

That have been found in my gin and tunic.

All the way down to my crotch

No wonder I felt like running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's being reported that Britain is being attacked by d*unk angry German wasps...

How do we prevent this invasion and what proportions are you going to take to prevent yourself from being attacked by these angry d*unk menaces...."

Hide behind you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Kept landing on my neck yesterday too ..

Maybe it was my Cologne

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

west sussex

"It's being reported that Britain is being attacked by d*unk angry German wasps...

How do we prevent this invasion and what proportions are you going to take to prevent yourself from being attacked by these angry d*unk menaces...."

Send Farage out without a helmet to breathe on them. Fags and Beer will have them buzzing away

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Do German wasps swarm in multiples of “nein”

Like the Borg in Star Trek?....

Yeah Seven of Nein

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Bring in the tanks

How many do we have?....

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several

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

So do we have any breaking news updates on if these Krautvasps are poisonous/venomous/toxic yet?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Who's serving them a pint? That's what i wanna know

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