FabSwingers.com forum: 14 hour work day

By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I have a 14 hour work day ahead.

I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...

Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just send boobs.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I'll send boobs too- that should cover the laugh section

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

“I need to go home at midday today as the whole street is having a fire alarm drill”

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Just setting off to drive down to Warwick.Wont be back until around 1.30 am Friday.Theres only so many times you can blame HS2 roadworks.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ermmm...

I have nothing.

Might have to resort to boobs. Sorry Op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my every day at the moment

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'll just send boobs."

Boobs work for me

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Ermmm...

I have nothing.

Might have to resort to boobs. Sorry Op."

Boobs are a great distraction. Send away Meli, I'll thankyou next sat for them in person

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

I’m a lorry driver so a 15 hour day is the norm for me and wish I could send boobs but I don’t think my gaffer would appreciate seeing hairy man tits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just send boobs.

Boobs work for me "

Don't say I don't do anything for you.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

I’m also a lorry driver, 12-15 hours every day….

But I like boobs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Boobs sent... if you've run out of sick days I'd call in dead

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'll just send boobs.

Boobs work for me

Don't say I don't do anything for you. "

I'm going to be doing 14hours every day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14hrs

sod that

I’d just call in and say oil protesters have glued me to my drive and I can’t escape

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Eyesight failure, after seeing so many pics. Unsafe to leave home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get sent boobs

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Always use the, "water pouring through my ceiling," excuse. Much more believable than a dodgy stomach and suggests you have to drop everything to sort it out.

Never fails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t come up with anything

I’ll just send boobs instead.

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I can’t come up with anything

I’ll just send boobs instead. "

I'm doing this thread every day

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I never get sent boobs

I'll start a send Wonko boobs threads

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.

I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...

Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.

I used to come up with some crackers.

I had photos of blown tyres taken at different angles so they could be used more than once.

I'd stick a thermometer over the kettle to raise the red line and send a photo to my boss.

Sick pets.

Home disasters where someone had left the bath running and the ceiling had caved in.

I once used the excuse I'd driven down to the south coast and checked into a hotel for the night and then woken up and realised the client meeting wasn't for another week, and I was too far away to get back and work for the day.

These days not an option.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.

I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...

Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.

I used to come up with some crackers.

I had photos of blown tyres taken at different angles so they could be used more than once.

I'd stick a thermometer over the kettle to raise the red line and send a photo to my boss.

Sick pets.

Home disasters where someone had left the bath running and the ceiling had caved in.

These days not an option.

I realise I am in the presence of a master...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I can’t come up with anything

I’ll just send boobs instead.

I'm doing this thread every day

Did you want tits ?

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I can’t come up with anything

I’ll just send boobs instead.

I'm doing this thread every day

Did you want tits ?

You know where my inbox is

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I can’t come up with anything

I’ll just send boobs instead.

I'm doing this thread every day

Did you want tits ?

You know where my inbox is

I'll have a poke around.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I slipped and fell on a huge metal dildo my grandad had left in the bathroom, and now it's wedged in my rectum.

I need to go to the hospital to have it removed and get a tetanus shot.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.

I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...

Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.

Can't you just shit yourself. You'll have to leave work then, right?

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We had to wear 'foam hats' for a charity fubdraiser. I told work, I had an ingrown hair, and could not possibly work.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I do 14 hour days pretty much every working day so my advice is to get on with it ! Hard work never killed anyone !!

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I do 14 hour days pretty much every working day so my advice is to get on with it ! Hard work never killed anyone !!

I dont recall asking for advice

. I wanted funny excuses to leave work n boobs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a Flip Flop fetish and you have to go home a few times during the day, just to put them on again or you'll loose your mind!

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"You have a Flip Flop fetish and you have to go home a few times during the day, just to put them on again or you'll loose your mind! "

Boo you know about this unstoppable fetish of mine.....I'm Dave and I love flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.

I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...

Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.

Get a better job

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I have a 14 hour work day ahead.

I want to hear your best excuses to get out of work...

Make them as far fetched and outlandish as possible, I need a laugh or boobs in my inbox to help me get through the day....have a great day all.

Get a better job"

So presumptuous of you innit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I have nothing… but Bert & Ernie

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By *aucasian Ghandi OP Man
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I have nothing… but Bert & Ernie

Send bert n Ernie what ya waiting for

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By *anda1985Couple
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I’m a lorry driver so a 15 hour day is the norm for me and wish I could send boobs but I don’t think my gaffer would appreciate seeing hairy man tits lol"

Same here

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