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Should Sex Be Taxed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If the chancellor of the Exchequer got his hands on this how would he tax you?

a. By the Inch, Centimetre

b, Number of strokes taken

c. How often.

d.How many involved.

e Carbon footprint

any other suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get a Tax rebate for playing with yourself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not getting his hands on my sex, he doesn't meet the criteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get a Tax rebate for playing with yourself ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he'd tax the weight of my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and if you weren't getting any, would you have to sign on as "a sex seeker".

Would you get a sex seekers allowance or sexual security benefits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooooh, I feel a flood of applicants coming for Sex Inspectors

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Isn't there a state in america that taxes the earnings of prostitutes? So in a way sex is taxed *somewhere* already... Nevada I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooooooooh, I feel a flood of applicants coming for Sex Inspectors "

There's a fair few returns I'd rather not have to go through - I'll pass

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

How would they know when you had sex.

Ffs half the time,even Mrs saucy doesn't know we've had sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then we could really say we were being screwed for tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as I'm not getting any I want a rebate !

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