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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )

Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"Accidentally" hit Mr kC

Claim you was trying to get the damn mosquito

Youre welcome

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Throw the book at it, which will 'accidentally' wake your good man. Get him to chase it for you. Be warned, lots of eyelash fluttering may be required

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you think the mozzie will understand the Spanish? Or should I procure an English tome from the bookshelf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fall asleep while reading, accidentally dropping the book on Mr K. Become startled when he wakes, ask for a cup of tea as he is going to be getting up to deal with the buzzing fly terrorist."

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )

Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit "

Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.

Source: mosquito expert.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Isn't this how that story started, about the woman who escalated things each time by adding a new animal in to the mix to rid herself of the previous creature?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )

Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit

Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.

Source: mosquito expert."

I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Isn't this how that story started, about the woman who escalated things each time by adding a new animal in to the mix to rid herself of the previous creature? "

I think we have a fly or two, but fresh out of cats, dogs and other non-insect based life forms. Even our son is out

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )

Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit

Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.

Source: mosquito expert.

I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......"

Isn't it already attracted to you? Mosquitoes aren't as adept at flying away once you're close to them - you just need to be quick!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It doesn't matter what you do the mosquito will outsmart you.

He'll bring a friend back tomorrow night, just to rub it a bit more.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I find they fly across my phone screen in a dark room.

I thought about smashing the screen on my forehead but I think that would only result in a broken phone.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )

Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit

Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.

Source: mosquito expert.

I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......

Isn't it already attracted to you? Mosquitoes aren't as adept at flying away once you're close to them - you just need to be quick!"

It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Flying around our bedroom! I can't run after the fucker and Mr KC is asleep. Our plug in mosquito thingies have European plugs (feckin EU and their ? plugs )

Go on, how do I stop the inevitable? At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit

Use the book as the base and the cup as the cover (think hotel dome cloche covers). Aim is to trap the mosquito between them. Will lead to much better results than using anything else on that list. Once you trap it, it won't get out until you release it outside.

Source: mosquito expert.

I must lure the beast to the trap! I suppose I am the bait It's always me that's the bait......

Isn't it already attracted to you? Mosquitoes aren't as adept at flying away once you're close to them - you just need to be quick!

It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light "

You should buy a catapult.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Repeatedly fart might make it drowsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer it a meet.

He'll go quiet and ghost you.

Job done

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


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It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light

You should buy a catapult."

I have hair bands for the elastic bit. Maybe a hair clip could be fired and slice it up sideways?

Because I'm menopausally bleeding, I'm too hot so fanning myself and hope that the air flow sends it elsewhere

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"

It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light

You should buy a catapult.

I have hair bands for the elastic bit. Maybe a hair clip could be fired and slice it up sideways?

Because I'm menopausally bleeding, I'm too hot so fanning myself and hope that the air flow sends it elsewhere "

It's sitting in a corner of your ceiling waiting for you to relax.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Use the fan as a fly swatter mrs.kc, once in hand ready to swat the skeeter won't come near you

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

It's whined past my ear and I've sighted the bugger on the wardrobe mirror with my phone torch. However, unless it comes close enough for me to catch while sitting on the bed, then it's won. If I stand up, I'll be on one leg and will fall over in the dark/phone light

You should buy a catapult.

I have hair bands for the elastic bit. Maybe a hair clip could be fired and slice it up sideways?

Because I'm menopausally bleeding, I'm too hot so fanning myself and hope that the air flow sends it elsewhere

It's sitting in a corner of your ceiling waiting for you to relax."

I know it is. It's waiting to bite me on the bum, probably. I was bitten on the back of the leg late last week, three times and all very close together. I'm prime mozzie food

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

I need to go to sleep soon, pray for me and will the evil mozzie to bugger off

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

*in best Tom hanks voice impression*

There's a mosquito in my room!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"At my disposal, I have:

A book (in Spanish)

An empty tea cup

A fan (manual, flamenco type)

Some hairbands and clips

A box of tissues

A hairbrush

Some hair serum

A box of tranexemic acid tablets

That's my toolkit "

Where's MacGyver when you need him? He could have made a particle accelerator from that and sent it to another dimension.

Does the mozzie buzz?

If no, it's male. They don't bite.

If yes, it's female. They bite (bloody typical). They're attracted to carbon dioxide - the stuff you breathe out. That's why they "buzz" around your face and ears. So, open a window and stop breathing until it fucks off, you'll be fine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they atracted to blue light so turn all the lights out

Your phone screen or laptop screen emittes blue light wait till it attaches to it and lands somewhere close and swat it with the hair brush your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smear a thumb print of blood on the side of Mr KC’s face, lure it in, stretch out the palm of your hand and go for kill. Exterminate your enemy and kill the mosquito at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one of these buggers in the room a few nights ago, was just falling asleep when heard its high pitched buzz. I temporarily retreated under the covers until it sounded far enough away before getting up to end it. Took a while to fall asleep after that

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Good morning. Well who did it feed on !!! you or Mr.

I am in my camper van. What I do to keep them from feeding on me is disinfectant. It does work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't an empty cup of tea just a cup?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Get out the zapper racket

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Isn't an empty cup of tea just a cup? "

This morning, it's a cup with a spider in

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think I got away with it. But sometimes the bites don't show till later on. It was definitely a bite female one because it did the high pitched buzzing in my ear. I hope it has moved on for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah.. a handy addition to tool kit - good things come to those that wait (and can survive a whole night without being bitten).

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

I realise now I had an extra bit of kit. A pen

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