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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

Yes please. Can you do all of that but add a pic with a can of Carling over an open unflushed toilet please?

They’re my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

Yes please. Can you do all of that but add a pic with a can of Carling over an open unflushed toilet please?

They’re my favourite

Damn.

I've only got Stella in!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Maybe a bag over your head and a cash incentive?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

This is far too much cerebral thinking at this unearthly hour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe a bag over your head and a cash incentive?"

How much?

What's the going rate?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

Yes please. Can you do all of that but add a pic with a can of Carling over an open unflushed toilet please?

They’re my favourite

Damn.

I've only got Stella in! "

That’ll do our kid…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is far too much cerebral thinking at this unearthly hour!"

It’s keeping me awake.

Plus.... shoukd I be focusing on penile thinking then?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me."

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me."

I dont know!

All I know is that I don't have any, and I am not getting anywhere near enough offers.

Surely not a coincidence?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Maybe a bag over your head and a cash incentive?

How much?

What's the going rate? "

I'm sure if you offered a few thousand Great British Pounds SOMEONE would shag you.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!"

Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

You're already overdoing it as you are not a silhouette

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!

Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better

I think

mao is what the cool kids say - I just post a rainbow to hide my confusion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're already overdoing it as you are not a silhouette

bugger

or not as the case is at present!

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

Just remember to tell people you don't bite unless you're asked to, and you'll be fine.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!

Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better

That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it.

Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

Just remember to tell people you don't bite unless you're asked to, and you'll be fine."

Interesting.

Clearly you have been on here before, so know the score

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Wear sunglasses in every picture

Have a photo of you sipping on a glass

Only write "Fill in later"

Make sure there no photos from 2023

that should get your inbox and winks full

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!

Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better

That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it.

Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that

Oh I’m pretty sure people realise I’m laughing that much. Especially at some things on fab

I knew it would be but I felt like typing it that way tonight. I even had to change a couple of gagagas to hahahahas in the middle there. But hey ho… I coped

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!

Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better

That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it.

Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that

Oh I’m pretty sure people realise I’m laughing that much. Especially at some things on fab

I knew it would be but I felt like typing it that way tonight. I even had to change a couple of gagagas to hahahahas in the middle there. But hey ho… I coped

Your dedication is commendable!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

I think what you actually need to do is declare earnestly that you aren't meeting, and tell people not to bother you. Apparently that's code for "come and get it boys!". At least, that's been my experience

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is "haha" a bad thing? I sometimes use it (in messages) because I'm bad at emojis - it's the equivalent of

for me.

Depends if you put hahaha after they show you the size of their dick or not

See, an amazing joke like that would get a "haha" from me - and it's always 2 "ha"s not 3

I maintain that "haha" is an appropriate response to funny text. ASCII for life!

Honestly. Haha is fine… hahahahahahahahahaha is much much better

That's something I'd reserve for in-person meets! People may find it hard to believe you're actually laughing that much unless they see it.

Btw, "ha"x10 is easier to type than that

Oh I’m pretty sure people realise I’m laughing that much. Especially at some things on fab

I knew it would be but I felt like typing it that way tonight. I even had to change a couple of gagagas to hahahahas in the middle there. But hey ho… I coped

Your dedication is commendable!

Thanks…. At this time of night I normally end up typing any old tripe tbh but that fits in well here anyway so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

All these nuances... I

had no idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

All these nuances... I

had no idea!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

There's some not nice people that already want to do the sex with you.

Lower your standards.

(And your distance from me)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Join you in the gutter?

Thats an option

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Join you in the gutter?

Thats an option

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why is my phone posting twice?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"why is my phone posting twice? "

There's an echo?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"why is my phone posting twice? "

There's an echo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would a new Fab name help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

Read my disclaimerz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabguys is NOT a publicly traded entity

BDSG is German and GDPR is the UK equivalent (are you really going to contact the data protection officer because your cock/pussy is on another site?)

Facebook has fuck all to do with Fab

Sydney Uni can wank over my pics anytime

No fucker reads this shit anyway

Don't copy this silly person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabguys is NOT a publicly traded entity

BDSG is German and GDPR is the UK equivalent (are you really going to contact the data protection officer because your cock/pussy is on another site?)

Facebook has fuck all to do with Fab

Sydney Uni can wank over my pics anytime

No fucker reads this shit anyway

Don't copy this silly person"

Does it help with the sex though?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

Your missing the most important part of the profile, a generic silhouette profile pic, that's how to attract all the hot nice ppl, for da sex ting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

Your missing the most important part of the profile, a generic silhouette profile pic, that's how to attract all the hot nice ppl, for da sex ting "

Wow.

There is just so much to think about!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You have far too many pictures. Maybe just one or two, but make sure they are out of focus, and ideally about 7 years old.

If you want to then to complain about who Fabs them, all the better!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"You have far too many pictures. Maybe just one or two, but make sure they are out of focus, and ideally about 7 years old.

If you want to then to complain about who Fabs them, all the better!

Too many "to"s...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just copy mine it's perfect

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me?

Your missing the most important part of the profile, a generic silhouette profile pic, that's how to attract all the hot nice ppl, for da sex ting

Wow.

There is just so much to think about! "

Delete everything your good to go

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You should add your persiflage is endearing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Surely your lack of sex is down to Brexit Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should add your persiflage is endearing. "

I have looked this word up!

It is my new favourite

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Gosh .. so many pedestals .. is there enough to go around ..? ... you should advertise for a Brickie to help build more

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Don't forget the blurry took at what looks like a mile away pic, donning a hat and sunnies pic

Tinder x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Mmm mmm is so much better than ha ha

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By *awg-mo-thoinWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have you considered adding a “no timewasters” clause? That way, people who intend to waste your time will definitely retreat and move along to someone else.

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Upon checking profile, in my opinion it would appear that the lack of the sexs is from no promise of being 'discrete'.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Not a mmmmmm in sight??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will never gat my head round all this!

And I don't usually have a problem with my head.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Your profile need a splash of gravy Jennie

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I will never gat my head round all this!

And I don't usually have a problem with my head. "

Badum tish!

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should add your persiflage is endearing. "

A what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should add your persiflage is endearing.

A what?"

Common enough parlance down our way!

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

You can't do short notice meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should add your persiflage is endearing.

A what?

Common enough parlance down our way! "

A what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't do short notice meets

Aha!

I already have that on the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop everyone my sides are aching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop everyone my sides are aching

Corset.

That's what you need

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You're already overdoing it as you are not a silhouette

bugger

or not as the case is at present! "

Have you got any tattoos? You need to flex the part of your body that has a tattoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write “fab if you wanna fuck” on your profile and photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I think you need to consider a name change jennie! I mean, you're never going to attract the guys called 'donkeydick4u' with a sensible name like yours!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I am worried that I don't have any disclaimers on my profile. I think I should also include some genital photos and at least one Lynx can pic.

Plus, should I trim it down to 2 sentences, or will I get away with 3?

And whilst we are on it, should I put some "haha"s in there?

Will that make nice people want to do the sex with me? "

I’d go with filling your mobile screen fulland more IN CAPITALS to really drive your point across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love doing threads like this too Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep I think you need to consider a name change jennie! I mean, you're never going to attract the guys called 'donkeydick4u' with a sensible name like yours!

Spunk Vampire?

Jizz Goblin?

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