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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "Oh my God... you have caught the ghey  | |||
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"Meanwhile in the real world it was true my mate told me Thank fuck for your mate! You wouldn't have known otherwise "nope I am.gutted | |||
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"Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms "Uh oh. Iss coz u iz a right sort innit | |||
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"Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly." At least let em know you are doing it | |||
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"This reminds me of the time I was waiting to pay for shopping at Tesco and someone pulled my shorts to the side and rimmed my butt, I said nothing either " Good job your mate told you what happenned! | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it " Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? | |||
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"This reminds me of the time I was waiting to pay for shopping at Tesco and someone pulled my shorts to the side and rimmed my butt, I said nothing either Good job your mate told you what happenned! " I know right | |||
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"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything" Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! | |||
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"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure!" Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big | |||
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"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big " Ohhhhhh there's more than that! We've not even started on Fazakerley or Aigburth | |||
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"I was not on that train at that time. "A likely story, missy | |||
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"How did your mate know but you didn’t? Were you seated or standing? Did she know she was touching your groin(e)
So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious "I was pissed | |||
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"How did your mate know but you didn’t? Were you seated or standing? Did she know she was touching your groin(e)
So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious I was pissed "Well that explains it all! That wasn't your mate, it was a street sign with a traffic cone for a hat. | |||
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"How did your mate know but you didn’t? Were you seated or standing? Did she know she was touching your groin(e)
So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious I was pissed "I'd have been fuming | |||
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"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! What ever it's what my mate told me and I trust him Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big Ohhhhhh there's more than that! We've not even started on Fazakerley or Aigburth "what ever it my mate that told me and I trust him | |||
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"How did your mate know but you didn’t? Were you seated or standing? Did she know she was touching your groin(e)
So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious "seated I was pissed and asleep | |||
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"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! What ever it's what my mate told me and I trust him Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big Ohhhhhh there's more than that! We've not even started on Fazakerley or Aigburth what ever it my mate that told me and I trust him "Is he even a mate if he tells you about a sexual assault after the fact? | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police "nah its awesome | |||
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"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford "wtf you on about | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police nah its awesome "Why not act on it? Wasn't it deliberate? | |||
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"Op please keep your fantasies to the thread and not my dms "it wasent | |||
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"OP what was you gutted about?" not knowing | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly "Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. | |||
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"How did your mate know but you didn’t? Were you seated or standing? Did she know she was touching your groin(e)
So many questions that we need to ask your mate as you seemed oblivious "I was asleep and pissed | |||
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"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing "I'm confused? Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you? | |||
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"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing
I'm confused?
Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so
Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?"yeah | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. "wtf you on about | |||
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"OP what was you gutted about?" did not feal it | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. "Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick | |||
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"I believe him. He specified the departure station and everything Lime Street, Moorfields, South Parkway, Central, James Street? There's too much missing from this story, for sure! Are there that many stations!? Fucks sake Liverpool you're not that big " how do you know | |||
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"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing
I'm confused?
Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so
Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?"who wouldn't? | |||
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" Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick "Unlike Liverpool train lady! | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters. wtf you on about "Right back at ya | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
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Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick "Bit harsh on the OP | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly "you are lovely people  | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey?" I wish | |||
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"~As Morgan Freeman narrates~ And whilst our hero, undone by the demon drink, has either missed a golden opportunity, has a serious groinal impediment that he should see too, or is the friend in the group who believes everything his so called friends tell him. And as he stepped off the train, hoping for a cheeky wink from a lady who will never reveal she touched him, he knew in his heart of hearts that his so called friends will gaze in wonder at the beanstalk that will grow. Yhe magic beans sold to him by a passing leprechaun that he met in the gents at Ormskirk station came with the leprechauns promise and a gypsy's blessing. Oh yes, he will have the last laugh." neve went ormskirk | |||
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"Maybe write to the Echo, see if the lady wants to be reunited after her exciting encounter? What could possibly go wrong?" o i hope so why not try Facebook | |||
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"~As Morgan Freeman narrates~ And whilst our hero, undone by the demon drink, has either missed a golden opportunity, has a serious groinal impediment that he should see too, or is the friend in the group who believes everything his so called friends tell him. And as he stepped off the train, hoping for a cheeky wink from a lady who will never reveal she touched him, he knew in his heart of hearts that his so called friends will gaze in wonder at the beanstalk that will grow. Yhe magic beans sold to him by a passing leprechaun that he met in the gents at Ormskirk station came with the leprechauns promise and a gypsy's blessing. Oh yes, he will have the last laugh. neve went ormskirk "Of all the details to challenge... | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.
Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick "what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
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Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to "It was an approved school! | |||
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
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Sounds about right
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"Please keep train-related groine groping to the forum, dear Fabsters. Not the inbox. Ta muchly
Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It might help matters.
Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to "The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom | |||
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Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to
The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom "were do you get your manners can I have some  | |||
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Tell the story about this to the mosquito! It
Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to
The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom were do you get your manners can I have some "The Dingle | |||
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Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to
The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom were do you get your manners can I have some
The Dingle "you can tell | |||
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Noooooo, I'm trying to avoid the little prick what a charming lady you are what finishing school did you go to
The one with a mosquito infestation. Little pricks everywhere, including in the bedroom were do you get your manners can I have some
The Dingle you can tell"
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police "good note you o so nice people | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people "night | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night "Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale! Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night
Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!
Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! "+1 | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night
Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!
Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! " well its true | |||
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"I think you can report sexual assault to British Transport Police good note you o so nice people night
Sharzi, you are sounding a bit salty! You don't need to. The thread has thus far been aigbt hearted and amusing series of responsed to what is at best , an unlikely sounding tale!
Laugh along with us. Callingout another fabber fo having no manners is a bit rich from someone who was apparently so intoxicated in a public place that they couldn't even feel their own genitals! well its true "No sweetheart. It's not. | |||
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "why would she rub your groin?  | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish "Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish
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"Plot twist: the mate did the rubbing" not a chance | |||
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted why would she rub your groin? "duno | |||
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"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford
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"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about "We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one | |||
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"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about
We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one "I can assure you I hav never been on this site before, i told about it a few weeks a go by a friend | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish
Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did "I did. It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish
Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did
I did.
It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford."I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me. | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish
Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did
I did.
It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me."If you hit the green arrow next to your name, you'll see that I offered to help get you started and followed up. You'll also see a thread in the introduction section where you said, about another person, that anyone who turned down a social to get people started was foolish. | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish
Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did
I did.
It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me.
If you hit the green arrow next to your name, you'll see that I offered to help get you started and followed up.
You'll also see a thread in the introduction section where you said, about another person, that anyone who turned down a social to get people started was foolish."green arrow on take me back to forum list. | |||
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"I can't sleep on the train." I can when I have a drink | |||
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"Women these days! You buy the guy a drink before you cop a feel. Honestly. At least let em know you are doing it Imagine what might happen if you go on socials from the Fab forum. You might get a lot more than just copping a feel, hey? I wish
Well, we did try to arrange something, didn't we? who did
I did.
It's very similar to something that happened in Bedford. I am sorry if you offer to meet me but I dont recall any one offering to meet me.
If you hit the green arrow next to your name, you'll see that I offered to help get you started and followed up.
You'll also see a thread in the introduction section where you said, about another person, that anyone who turned down a social to get people started was foolish. green arrow on take me back to forum list."It takes you to a list of threads you've posted on  | |||
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"So many doubters. I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month "Was he awake? Did he consent? Was he told it happened by his mate? Has this same scenario been pushed to us on the forum before? | |||
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"I can't sleep on the train." I can't get on the train, most often! | |||
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"I can't sleep on the train. I can't get on the train, most often! " Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit! | |||
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"So many doubters. I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month "I rest my left hand on the thigh of a man, while I'm driving. I'm also married to him though... | |||
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"I can't sleep on the train. I can't get on the train, most often! Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit! " *Shaggy voice* Wasn't me | |||
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"I can't sleep on the train. I can't get on the train, most often! Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit! *Shaggy voice* Wasn't me" "Like, zoinks Scoob. Would ya do it for a Scooby Snack?" | |||
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"You was asleep on the train so didn't actually see the woman in question. You were d*unk. Your mate told you about it afterwards. I'm going with the conclusion it was your mate coping a feel and not a woman at all. " good chances his mate was | |||
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"I can't sleep on the train. I can't get on the train, most often! Well that at least rules you out for being the culprit! *Shaggy voice* Wasn't me "Like, zoinks Scoob. Would ya do it for a Scooby Snack?" "If it wasn't for those meddling [redacted] *shakes fist* | |||
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"So many doubters. I had some fun gently stroking and rubbing the thigh of the man sat next to me on a long haul flight last month
Was he awake? Did he consent? Was he told it happened by his mate?
Has this same scenario been pushed to us on the forum before? "He was awake. My first contact was very tentative and could have been accidental. I wanted to gauge his reaction. He didn't move his leg away which I took as consent. He was hot and it was fun. | |||
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"You was asleep on the train so didn't actually see the woman in question. You were d*unk. Your mate told you about it afterwards. Don't think so there was ten of us on the train I'm going with the conclusion it was your mate coping a feel and not a woman at all. " | |||
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"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed "Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens. | |||
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"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed
Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens. "Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up? | |||
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "Should’ve got off at Edge Hill mate | |||
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"I had it happen to me once, but then I realised the woman touching me... was me. "an out of body experience | |||
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"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed
Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.
Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up? "He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet. | |||
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"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed
Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.
Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?
He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet."Can you tell Mrs shiv I feel unlucky I haven't even smothered by those....things (points to shivs profile picture) | |||
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"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed
Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.
Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?
He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet.
Can you tell Mrs shiv I feel unlucky I haven't even smothered by those....things (points to shivs profile picture)"It would take me an awful long time to smother you with them | |||
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"And then you woke up?…. yeah disappointed
Because it was just a dream? Shit when that happens.
Was it Mr Shiv's snoring that woke you up?
He’s lucky I haven’t smothered him yet.
Can you tell Mrs shiv I feel unlucky I haven't even smothered by those....things (points to shivs profile picture)
It would take me an awful long time to smother you with them "I can wait (lies back) | |||
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"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about
We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one I can assure you I hav never been on this site before, i told about it a few weeks a go by a friend "Yes you have no one likes a fibber! | |||
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"Aw it’s the latest episode of things that never happened in Bedford wtf you on about
We all know who you are, you’ve made a new profile to get around the lifetime ban you got on the old one I can assure you I hav never been on this site before, i told about it a few weeks a go by a friend
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted "Maybe you should just use a bag to carry your cucumber and plums home from the greengrocers like everyone else. Underpants are not a carrying solution. | |||
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted
Maybe you should just use a bag to carry your cucumber and plums home from the greengrocers like everyone else. Underpants are not a carrying solution."Particularly not when carrying it from Liverpool to Bedford TK. ... I mean Bedford TX. Silly me. | |||
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted
Maybe you should just use a bag to carry your cucumber and plums home from the greengrocers like everyone else. Underpants are not a carrying solution.
Particularly not when carrying it from Liverpool to Bedford TK.
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"OP what was you gutted about? not knowing
I'm confused?
Can you clarify please? You were touched on the train. You were asleep. Your mate told you when you woke up? Your gutted you wasn't awake as you've wrote on a reply 'awesome' so
Are you saying you wanted to be awake to see the woman touching you?
yeah "This is quite a subject so be careful and explain better if that happened, if not, it's quite a subject to muck around with OP, maybe less of the grins and emoji and you could be taken seriously | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one " Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! " I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action! | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!" I’ll help you to expose the GROINE | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action!" You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right. | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action! You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right." Sorry it was rude of me to assume the bulge bandit didn't only go for men who drank a certain product. I know women are classier than that | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action! You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right. Sorry it was rude of me to assume the bulge bandit didn't only go for men who drank a certain product. I know women are classier than that "Exactly can't just assume Brucey, this sounds like a Special Brew scenario if ever I've heard one! | |||
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"I'm gonna find this woman for OP. Who's with me? Itll be like Hunted and Catfish all in one Yes Brucey! That’s the plot twist I’ve been waiting for. Count me in! I'll start by catching the same train route with a half open fosters pouring down myself pretending to sleep and see the bulge bandit in action! You sure it was Fosters Brucey? Better check first need to get the details right. Sorry it was rude of me to assume the bulge bandit didn't only go for men who drank a certain product. I know women are classier than that
Exactly can't just assume Brucey, this sounds like a Special Brew scenario if ever I've heard one! "Wonderful, even cheaper! I mean the train fares alone to catch a ghost. Probably not the most financially sensible idea I've had but hell, I'm a curious George. | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone." I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court " Probs on CCTV on a train nowadays | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone." Grass. | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court Probs on CCTV on a train nowadays "What if they definitely see it didn't happen though? | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. Grass." Not really, what if it happened to someone you care about? | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court " It didn't stand up on the train either | |||
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"I have just had a young lady rubbing my groin on the way from Liverpool on the train I did not respond I am so gutted
Oh my God... you have caught the ghey "Haha this made me laugh | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. Grass. Not really, what if it happened to someone you care about?" I don’t care about the OP. | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. I dont think his mates story is gonna hold up in court Probs on CCTV on a train nowadays
What if they definitely see it didn't happen though?"They someone gets into trouble for wasting police time?! | |||
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"Report it to the Police, think of it was the other way around. It’s not acceptable to sexually assault anyone. Grass. Not really, what if it happened to someone you care about? I don’t care about the OP." Think they meant if this was a event that happened to someone you care about | |||
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