FabSwingers.com forum: If sex was taxable?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you be skint?

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

I would do it offshore

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

No I would have money

Don't have kinks

Low sex drive

Have a lot of no I won't do that when it comes to sex also

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Would we have savings from years we didn't have any?

I'd probably break even if so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Destitute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Destitute

Madam that's a disgracefully honest answer. That I very much approve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would we have savings from years we didn't have any?

I'd probably break even if so."

No savings. All lifes orgasms to date add to the pot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I would have money

Don't have kinks

Low sex drive

Have a lot of no I won't do that when it comes to sex also

So you're wealthy but ennui inducing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't do it with an audit trail, that's for sure.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

So is 'vanilla' sex just basic rate tax, would swinging sex be a higher rate and increase as more involved in orgy 50%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is 'vanilla' sex just basic rate tax, would swinging sex be a higher rate and increase as more involved in orgy 50% "

Vanilla is under the taxable allowance. The VPA (Vanilla Personal Allowance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is 'vanilla' sex just basic rate tax, would swinging sex be a higher rate and increase as more involved in orgy 50%

Vanilla is under the taxable allowance. The VPA (Vanilla Personal Allowance)

What if you're poly? Does that fall under VPA?

And are you an accountant that specialises in this area of taxation?

xx Jess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So is 'vanilla' sex just basic rate tax, would swinging sex be a higher rate and increase as more involved in orgy 50%

Vanilla is under the taxable allowance. The VPA (Vanilla Personal Allowance)

No No No! Both of you. Each and every partner, act and orgasm is taxable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know a good sex accountant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be due a rebate

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

"I must be due a rebate"

Damn, beat me to it lol

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Without sex for well over 1 year you make up your own mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Without sex for well over 1 year you make up your own mind "

No rebates! Past conquests and totem pole notches are inclusive of tax accountancy!

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By *attedCurvyLassWoman
over a year ago

CASTLEFORD

I'd owe a fortune

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"No I would have money

Don't have kinks

Low sex drive

Have a lot of no I won't do that when it comes to sex also

So you're wealthy but ennui inducing.

Kind of but I got a new hit list

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Would a wank be cash in hand??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a wank be cash in hand??"

I'd be tax exempt

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"I would do it offshore"

In a sex haven?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd be in debt

Homeless, clothless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be looking at a rebate..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be in debt

Homeless, clothless "

You've clearly been irresponisble in your duty fees over the years!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I would be quids in all the rebates

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

They would owe me millions…. But id settle out of court for a thorough rummage up Penny Mordaunts frock

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'd be loaded! But also never get any sex again because nobody would want to spend to do me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely be due a tax refund

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Yep, due a rebate

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

How are we basing the tax rate,

Per orgasm, per thrust, per penis

I need the details

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

"So is 'vanilla' sex just basic rate tax, would swinging sex be a higher rate and increase as more involved in orgy 50%

Vanilla is under the taxable allowance. The VPA (Vanilla Personal Allowance)

No No No! Both of you. Each and every partner, act and orgasm is taxable!

So flowers, chocolates, meal deals would all be allowable to offset, including condoms.

Sorry to be picky but weekend looks promising

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'd be in debt

Homeless, clothless

You've clearly been irresponisble in your duty fees over the years!

Their was a claws within the tax return she kept coming back

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London

If sex was taxable it would mean it's income, so I wouldn't be skint.

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