FabSwingers.com forum: What would your autobiography be called ?

By *ubmissiveman2u OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Born to late...

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Born to late..."

10/10 a great read. The daily mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The adventures of Steve and his magic pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely smashed it, eventually!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Was That It?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Failed Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A TV in the bedroom"

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By *mrmarkMan
over a year ago

tavistock

This was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A TV in the bedroom" "

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Halo in reverse”

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By *ensualplay69Man
over a year ago

slough

If only i knew

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"oh for f***'s sake"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thank fuck its over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I fucked that up

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

[INSERT TITLE HERE]

The life story of a chronic procrastinator.

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By *icecock7Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How to be ignored in one easy step.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

A collection of interesting occurrences in a life of Meh!ness

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Lost in dreams

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Love been good to me

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"[INSERT TITLE HERE]

The life story of a chronic procrastinator."

I get round to reading this eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to please a women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it I'm pressing it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

With these magic fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ain't half hot

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Confessions of a crazy cat lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not my washboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In trouble again"

xx Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Nice Guy (who finishes last)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret life of the guy in black

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

"Oh no, not again"

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Exposure

The truth about life they never wanted you to know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It Ain't Over Till The Fat Lady Swings!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be about my upbringing and how the country I love has fallen to its knees due to failing of the government, while blaming a certain group of people who contributed to that and what we need to do make it better.

I'd probably call it My Struggle

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The Bear Necessities

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Almost made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be about my upbringing and how the country I love has fallen to its knees due to failing of the government, while blaming a certain group of people who contributed to that and what we need to do make it better.

I'd probably call it My Struggle

Been done before.

Didn't end well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My autobiography title ??? ...I'd keep it simple..it'd be called " Really ? "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd probably call it My Struggle

Jfc

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The diary of an insignificant nobody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably call it My Struggle

Been done before.

Didn't end well

It's all about the tone of voice though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't tell you my working title....

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth… a formulated concept of one persons belief … belief the formulated concept of one’s truth. The chicken and the eggs of life

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By *ickyxxx69Man
over a year ago

Bedford

One up the bum no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

If you liked it you did it a lot… if it was a total fuck up you did it even more

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Of Vice and Men

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Surviving little bird.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Surviving little bird."

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Surviving little bird.

The front cover is me naked in the portal position with a panicked look on my face

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Surviving little bird.

The front cover is me naked in the portal position with a panicked look on my face "
foetal! Autocorrect you piece of ass!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

What!? Why?

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

If I didn't have bad luck...I'd have no luck at all..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Surviving little bird.

The front cover is me naked in the portal position with a panicked look on my face foetal! Autocorrect you piece of ass!"

Brucey. I am honoured

I’m going to frame this… before I make it come true for you

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Surviving little bird.

The front cover is me naked in the portal position with a panicked look on my face foetal! Autocorrect you piece of ass!"

Hilarious!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

FAF?

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

Booze,Tits and fish 'n' Chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has fucked it up again....

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By *mrmarkMan
over a year ago

tavistock

Who? Ah him, idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bible. Part II.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have pulled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectly imperfect

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Resilience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t see that coming.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

From crack house to fab, which was most dysfunctional?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"From crack house to fab, which was most dysfunctional?"

That sounds like a dissertation

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

My life, already.

(and I'm only half Jewish)

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By *ohnboy64Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Carry on up the Co-Op. ( or behind it more accurately).

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"From crack house to fab, which was most dysfunctional?

That sounds like a dissertation

Too late for that

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If only you knew

Who I am.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve got a story for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of Vice and Men"

Very good!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It started so well....

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By *ensualplay69Man
over a year ago

slough

Just want to be normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diary of a nobody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The deep thinking introvert

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d like some serious sales so a title that stands out (albeit completely irrelevant to the books contents)

‘Lord Forgive My Flatulence.’

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Diary Of A Nobody

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

It is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will also be printed on bright yellow paper as nobody will read it (just like my sent messages)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I’ll call mine The Big Book of Small Words.

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Kink and Kindness

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Could try harder.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Who the f**k is he?

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By *tes2010Man
over a year ago

Near you

I’ve actually thought about this before. I’ve had a bit of a mad life and I’ve found myself in many fucked up situations, made more funny because I’m just a normal person. So my autobiography would be called,

“Just a normal lad”

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Praying to the almighty 2ml xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it I had fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Blunder

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Fucked if I know

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Really!!!

Why bother?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

How did that happen?

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

By special request

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Please delete my search history

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

A journey that's yet to finish

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A bit of Blue

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"A Failed Life "

Oh crumbs ! Why on earth should that be?

Surely not

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Diary Of A Nobody "

I think this may have already been used… not sure but it rings a bell… mind it may have been a novel, maybe by J.M.Coetzee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifty Shades of Red

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

She did what?!

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Backpack Bliss to Sailor's Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a shitshow.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

"It's a shitshow."

yuck (puke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably late and likely in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum seekers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *ayna20Couple
over a year ago

Kent

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm sorry I haven't a clue ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for your money, sucker.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Fuck off and leave me alone.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Diary Of A Nobody

That's at least two of you, then, who spent your lives pootering around!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The book of bad decisions

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Didn't see that coming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tale of the tonsil tickler

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Missed opportunities

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Corruption of the Innocent.

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By *romleyM41Man
over a year ago

orpington / surrounding

Stealing the title of an existing book but seems quite apt

“Stop the ride, I want to get off”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only at sainsburys

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

The plot, and how it was regained.

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

For fuck sake!!

The reader can guess the connetation before and after reading! See if they match!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Having it LARGE!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"The book of bad decisions "

Haha love it

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The wandering penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual f4ck!

Parting x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The most boring story ever.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'£1' - that way they won't have to bother putting price stickers on it in The Works.

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

What the fu*k was I thinking?!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

WHY NOT?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Same shit different day

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

He weren't so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex really fucks you up !

The story of confusion and debauchery

Bout sums my life ..

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Eat work sleep repeat

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Fuck don't bother to look inside

I've put the ending on back that be a tenner .

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Born to late..."

Me myself and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit shit and more shit

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Shit shit and more shit "

That’s got a ring to it lol hope your ok x

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