FabSwingers.com forum: There's two guys in my inbox...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not both

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Why not have both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wonder if I could make that happen.

But if that's a no go....what would be the deciding factor?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I wonder if I could make that happen.

But if that's a no go....what would be the deciding factor?"

The one that probably makes you laugh more, or who comes across more intriguing through message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"

Whichever one you chose, or both, are very lucky chaps

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Aren't you in a best position to make that decision?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Why not both

I’m on Team Demi here.

Why halve your options?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the differences between them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not both

I’m on Team Demi here.

Why halve your options?"

You’re always on team demi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Go for the funniest one I would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fist fight

Winner takes all

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Tell them both you can't decide, ask them to tell you why you should choose them, go with the one who doesn't big themselves up as much as the other does, unless of course you're looking for someone who is full of themselve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are the differences between them?"

It probably boil down to which one doesn't recoil in horror at my face pic.

Not sure yet, it's too early to tell.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"

Is this a hypothetical question or an actual situation?

If it's the former, perhaps the one that comes across better in messaging?

If it's the latter, they might not be thrilled if they read the forums. I certainly wouldn't be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?"

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started.

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By *ave0070Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

They are both so lucky to even get your attention let alone having you decide which one to have I wish that would happen to me sometime lol xx

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Whichever one has more girth obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started."

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started."

You don’t hoover skirting boards, you dust them

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Get them both around at the same time and play some twin role play

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Get them both around at the same time and play some twin role play

She's kinky. I like this one.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Get them both and have a lovely DP

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"I wonder if I could make that happen.

But if that's a no go....what would be the deciding factor?"

Im sorry, have you met men? They will go for that.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"

Obviously your at the naked attraction knock out round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the least hair on their big toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one would bring you a coffee in the morning? And if he says not only a coffee, but he would do you croissant, with butter and jam, then you have the preferred candidate.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

If you invite them both and one says no, ditch him. He's not adventurous enough

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Get them both around at the same time and play some twin role play

She's kinky. I like this one."

These situations don’t come around often, you have to grab both cocks by the bull, no both bulls by the cock, wait. What’s the phrase?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I think I'd have to kiss both, that's always deciding factor.

Which ones got the prettiest eyes? Send him my way.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"
shag them both 3 times then decide which one is best,,,

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?

Is this a hypothetical question or an actual situation?

If it's the former, perhaps the one that comes across better in messaging?

If it's the latter, they might not be thrilled if they read the forums. I certainly wouldn't be."

Hush now.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Get them both around at the same time and play some twin role play

Invite them both, ones bound not to turn up.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why not go for both??? Decide when you see them in the flesh which one floats your boat more!

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

Give them both a challenge and see who delivers.

Oh wait- note to oneself, you watch way too much Task Master

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

If both guys are on the forum you should definitely start a thread about it and see how they respond.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If both guys are on the forum you should definitely start a thread about it and see how they respond."

Hey, waaait a minute …

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"If both guys are on the forum you should definitely start a thread about it and see how they respond."

My Spidey senses are telling me this is getting popcorny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whichever one has more girth obviously "

Wot he said!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Get them both to play newtons cradle with their bollocks whilst drilling your holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started.

You don’t hoover skirting boards, you dust them

How much dust is caked on your skirting boards, Chick?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"How much dust is caked on your skirting boards, Chick?

None! She dusts them, silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started.

You don’t hoover skirting boards, you dust them

How much dust is caked on your skirting boards, Chick?

None, I dust them

and they get damp dusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much dust is caked on your skirting boards, Chick?

None! She dusts them, silly."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started.

You don’t hoover skirting boards, you dust them

How much dust is caked on your skirting boards, Chick?

None, I dust them

and they get damp dusted

Ooooh you are a pro

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"

Must it be either/or ? You have 2 potential line ups. Bank them and work out which one to see first. (I would not recommend seeing 2 strangers for a threesome, as that is especially dangerous. You always want a trusted "wingman" as your 1st, if introducing a 2nd stranger. 2 strangers is risky.

As for which one to see first ?

Ask both to do the online BDSM test and send you their scores. It will give you a measure of them to some extent.

Good luck and hope it goes well.

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By *uterspace1978Man
over a year ago

Bexley

When I read the title I thought "2 guys in my inbox" might be a euphemism....was looking forward to the photos

But thinking more clearly outbox would make more sense ......

Outerx

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Why not both

At the same time?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

This is where fathers are meant to step in.

Whichever one slays the dragon/minotaur/hydra first, of course. Or cleans the stables, spins a thread of pure gold, brings them the apples of the Hesperides...

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Go for the funniest one I would say

That leads me to another question, are the funniest swingers the best lovers? ??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Why not both

At the same time?"

Hell yes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for the funniest one I would say

That leads me to another question, are the funniest swingers the best lovers? ??

Yes

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Put a Strap on on your forehead and meet them somewhere public and keep saying loudly ‘ so which one if you wanted to fuck the unicorn??’ The first one to leave loses!! If they both stay you’re soooo getting a banging!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

No-one considering the option that they are the same guy on two different profiles?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"No-one considering the option that they are the same guy on two different profiles? "

That seems like a lot of work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before anyone asks neither of them is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have them fight it out amongst themselves

Or you could just choose the one you like better…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have them fight it out amongst themselves

Or you could just choose the one you like better…"

No no, the first one has some legs to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have them fight it out amongst themselves

Or you could just choose the one you like better…

No no, the first one has some legs to it"

Seems like the only reasonable way to do it without having to hurt someone’s feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have them fight it out amongst themselves

Or you could just choose the one you like better…

No no, the first one has some legs to it

Seems like the only reasonable way to do it without having to hurt someone’s feelings

Yeah, why hurt their feelings when they can hurt each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As neither of them are me, I’m out….

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

We all know the obvious answer all along is see who can smash a family bucket from KFC the fastest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one would bring you a coffee in the morning? And if he says not only a coffee, but he would do you croissant, with butter and jam, then you have the preferred candidate."

They'd stay overnight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get them both around at the same time and play some twin role play

She's kinky. I like this one.

These situations don’t come around often, you have to grab both cocks by the bull, no both bulls by the cock, wait. What’s the phrase?

I'm laughing at this too much

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By *riday10Man
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Trust your gut to make the right choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'd have to kiss both, that's always deciding factor.

Which ones got the prettiest eyes? Send him my way."

Who that's a tough one, they really are so similar.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think I'd have to kiss both, that's always deciding factor.

Which ones got the prettiest eyes? Send him my way.

Who that's a tough one, they really are so similar."

Just have them both darling. Either together or separately. Try before you buy I always say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have them fight it out amongst themselves

Or you could just choose the one you like better…"

Like a mud wrestle or something like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No-one considering the option that they are the same guy on two different profiles? "

Oh I've checked this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?

As for which one to see first ?

Ask both to do the online BDSM test and send you their scores. It will give you a measure of them to some extent.

Good luck and hope it goes well."

So to pull of the threesome correctly I need to get very acquainted with one and keep the other a stranger till the time is right and then strike?

Got it!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"

Rock paper scissors, flip a coin. Role a dice, inne meany money Moe...?

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By *luefunMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Has posting on here given you more or less options? X

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By *uto564Man
over a year ago

Widnes

"I wonder if I could make that happen.

But if that's a no go....what would be the deciding factor?"

The one that says yes to the both question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which one would bring you a coffee in the morning? And if he says not only a coffee, but he would do you croissant, with butter and jam, then you have the preferred candidate.

They'd stay overnight?

No I did not see you as being that forward, rather it would be a deciding question - the second one might be a tea drinker in the morning, in which case I would suggest you ditch him immediately (something wrong with people who want tea when they wake up instead of a cup of coffee).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has posting on here given you more or less options? X"

Yer petite! Have you decided yet? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 2? All the men in my inbox look the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just 2? All the men in my inbox look the same. "

Is it Brucey on multiple accounts?

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By *alsam1Couple
over a year ago

Caister

All the guys on here seem to have beards.

Show face pls.... beard, every time!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Two in the inbox....at least it's not two in the dirtbox.....

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?

As for which one to see first ?

Ask both to do the online BDSM test and send you their scores. It will give you a measure of them to some extent.

Good luck and hope it goes well.

So to pull of the threesome correctly I need to get very acquainted with one and keep the other a stranger till the time is right and then strike?

Got it!

You always have the taste test, does the spunk of each guy taste the same? Obviously same dude.

If not, go with the one who's spunk taste's better.

I better have some pineapple juice tonight

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Two in the inbox....at least it's not two in the dirtbox....."

That sounds fun

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Two in the inbox....at least it's not two in the dirtbox....."

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush?

Whoever came up with that was obviously a swinger and definitely not into bush.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"They look the very similar. Which one do I go for? What a dilemma.

What would be your deciding factor?"
the one with the personality

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh you poor thing, you have two people that want to have sex with you

But seriously, ask them a fun but deal breaking question and see who give the better answer

I know right, it's awful.

What sort of question JB?

Something personal to you. For example, mine would be "when you do the hoover, do you do the skirting boards as well?" If they say no, then it's honestly over before it started."

So I missed this thread yesterday. JB, we are over before we even began

Unless you're volunteering to hoover my skirting boards (not a euphemism)

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Try them one at a time, then make you mind up

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Try them one at a time, then make you mind up "

Try them one at a time, then both together...THEN make your mind up!

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