FabSwingers.com forum: What is your favourite thing to do in an airport

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People watch

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Try to sober up the pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collect my baggage and leave.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Drink and buy flip flops

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Buy duty free that costs more than my local Thresher

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sleep

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Forced to live there because my country is no longer recognised as a country.

Or wait for my estranged wife to arrive for Christmas.

Sometimes I'll sit there with my band waiting for parents, especially the mums to show up in desperate need to get back to their kid they left alone at home. Also at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People watch "
snap!

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

People watch! And not be there too long if I can help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The part where I get to go on the plane to go away for a weekend of filthy sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a beep sound every time someone walks through the security scanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

It's turning left when I step on to a plane.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Get on a plane

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

"Buy duty free that costs more than my local Thresher "
wow, are they still around?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People watch snap! "

It is a good past time

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Spray loads of perfume onto those little sample sticks, and stink my suitcase out.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Take half my outfit off when going through security

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Perv at the gorgeous Stewardesses or Cabin Crew if you prefer and wonder whether she's a fully qualified member of The Mile High Club.

Love them all of course but Air France are my faves, they are just so beautiful and effortlessly sexy.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

You know when there's always that departure delay that never gets explained?

I like to walk around and spread (unfounded) rumours when it looks like the delay is over.

"Does anybody know what the problem was?"

"Yeah, the pilot refused to board because one of the engines was making strange noises and vibrations. Anyway, we can board now a replacement has been sourced."

"They replaced the engine that quickly?"

"Err, no. They replaced the pilot..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embark plane and look forward to reaching destination.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If it’s Heathrow, Have a relaxing massage in virgin clubhouse

if it’s Stanstead, try and stay calm and hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shop

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Drop my bags off.

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

people watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the lounge away from kids

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

board the plane

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Catch a plane and fuck off.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving - get food and a beer or two

Arriving - get bags and get home

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By *ugardilfMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Go to the lounge away from kids "

Unfortunately they now let kids in the lounges

They need to bump the prices of the lounges right up, too many people are booking them now and it’s more comfortable in a Starbucks with less people.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

Check fab, see if there’s anyone fancying joining the mile high club

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Get in a lounge to avoid the detritus of discarded fast food wrappers

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

People watch

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

In recent years only been departing from Birmingham International. For us it's Spoons for breakfast, beers and making conversation with other travellers.

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Leave as soon as possible

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Get through to the lounge and avoid any 'flip floppers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the pre flight holiday pint

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Play monopoly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Land

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

To guess who has toys in their suitcases

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wave people off as they leave to travel. I won't fly ever again.

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By *iscrete2meatMan
over a year ago

Stockton on Tees

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By *iscrete2meatMan
over a year ago

Stockton on Tees

Successfully Land

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Wait for 2 hours on the tarmac on a delayed Jet2 flight listening to Jess Glynn telling me she wants to hold my had on repeat until I’m seriously considering kicking out the windows to escape

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Rest, or any last minute travel prep.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Get out of it asap, or find the smoking areas

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I used to take at least 8 flights a month for 8 years. Best thing is to get out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like watching the planes knowing I'll be on one very soon.

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