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"How about a slightly used sex doll?  "Unless the sex doll is you, Joe. It will be a no. | |||
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"I'll like the bed to myself. You can have the sofa." But it's my bed! | |||
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"Are we top and toe-ing?" Is that what the kids call it there days? Where is pickles when you need him for the youth lingo. | |||
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"Is there room for me jerking it in the corner?" Of the room or bed? | |||
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"I'll like the bed to myself. You can have the sofa. But it's my bed! " Rules are rules. get out | |||
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"I'll like the bed to myself. You can have the sofa. But it's my bed! Rules are rules. get out" Coyote Ugly Not Tonight! | |||
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"Is there room for me jerking it in the corner? Of the room or bed? " Bed. Obviously. Coyotes not gonna coat herself! | |||
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"And there is room for one more person. You may fight amongst yourselves as to who gets it. You can steal the covers though as I'm quite hot tonight. Either best offer or last person standing wins. " I'll be the last person sitting. Standing is against my religious views  | |||
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"I'll like the bed to myself. You can have the sofa. But it's my bed! Rules are rules. get out Coyote Ugly Not Tonight! "  | |||
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"Are we top and toe-ing? Is that what the kids call it there days? Where is pickles when you need him for the youth lingo. " Youth? I'm old enough to be your nan  | |||
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"And there is room for one more person. You may fight amongst yourselves as to who gets it. You can steal the covers though as I'm quite hot tonight. Either best offer or last person standing wins. " Ooh me please  I only sleep well if I'm stealing the duvets.lol | |||
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"How about a slightly used sex doll?
Unless the sex doll is you, Joe. It will be a no. "Ooh 3some yes please   | |||
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"How much room? Because I can’t be dealing with all the touching during the night. I need my own space! " Nope not you! Had enough disappointment from you tonight already. | |||
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"Ooh is there still space ??" potentially. That depends on Joe and his sex dollness. | |||
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"I should really go to bed, but that's just like admitting my next act is going to work. " I was told if you stay up all night, it never comes | |||
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"Ooh is there still space ?? potentially. That depends on Joe and his sex dollness. " Come on jb ..get your ass in gear  | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning. "Day is not over yet! | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning. "Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos? | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?"Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here. | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here."It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance? | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance? "You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting! Me and Littlebird will do it for you. | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Day is not over yet! "I'll tuck you in... | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you. "Why do I picture you bringing out garden shears? Just accept the blindfold next time! | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you. "With my teeth | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth "Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate? | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate? "Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs! | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x" Will that make you happy? | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? " Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing?" I don't stand, I do it while laying down! 
Naked starfishing? | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs! "Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing? "As if there's any other type lol | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol"I know ,right | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right "I can't sleep nude I feel insecure | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure "Ah Bruce I'll make you feel better | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure
Ah Bruce I'll make you feel better "I can be in a bed nude | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure "If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can. Problem solved, you're welcome | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure
If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.
Problem solved, you're welcome "I mean, she isn't wrong. The logic checks out. | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure
Ah Bruce I'll make you feel better
I can be in a bed nude "and then fall asleep??? | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight "You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen? | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure
If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.
Problem solved, you're welcome "They can take it out and put it in again | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure
If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.
Problem solved, you're welcome
They can take it out and put it in again "Ahhh but the removal would alert you to the impending Tom foolery | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen? "Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow... | |||
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"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll? Em x Will that make you happy? Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again. Where do you stand on starfishing? I don't stand, I do it while laying down!
Naked starfishing?
As if there's any other type lol
I know ,right
I can't sleep nude I feel insecure
If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.
Problem solved, you're welcome
They can take it out and put it in again
Ahhh but the removal would alert you to the impending Tom foolery "I'm a heavy sleeper! | |||
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"How much room? Because I can’t be dealing with all the touching during the night. I need my own space! Nope not you! Had enough disappointment from you tonight already. " I was just trying not to give you nightmares! | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow..."So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong? | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...
So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong? "
I couldn’t help it Brucey. I’m a nice birdie really | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...
So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong? "I imagine you'd rile her up! | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...
So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?
I couldn’t help it Brucey. I’m a nice birdie really "Look as long as there's a 4th party to act as referee I'm down | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...
So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?
I imagine you'd rile her up! "I couldn't tell her what to do if I tried | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...
So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?
I imagine you'd rile her up!
I couldn't tell her what to do if I tried "Now I have a slow mo clip in my head of you watching on looking more and more horrified | |||
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"Just go to bed will you. How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day? Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.
Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?
Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.
It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?
You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!
Me and Littlebird will do it for you.
With my teeth
Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?
Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!
Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight
You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?
Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...
So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?
I imagine you'd rile her up!
I couldn't tell her what to do if I tried
Now I have a slow mo clip in my head of you watching on looking more and more horrified "I'd leave you guys too it and close the door quietly as I left. | |||
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